Thread 76472859

A permabulking manlet gen Xer tried hitting on a gorgeous blonde zoomette with a really big ass at the gym this afternoon, she instantly started yelling "WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME STOP" until he went back to his machine. I am now having a stinky hard shit on the toilet. What's a good post-workout meal for this feel?

>>76472859 (OP)
I make custom soft food tubes that I bring to the gym. (Think Gogurt) I fill ziplock bags with refried beans, guacamole, cream cheese, I've even mashed up a ripe banana and put it in a ziplock. I bring a pair of safety scissors (so I don't cut my hand reaching in my bag) I snip a corner of the ziplock and squeeze my custom gogurt into my mouth. Quick, easy, fast, plus no one asks me to share my snacks.

>>76472859 (OP)
Ever since something similar happened to me whenever I find a lost wallet or purse sitting on a bus station bench I take it, clean it out, etc. I have 17 IDs I haven't found a way to monetize yet

Still no sex but I found about $8000 total, which is nothing to sneeze at.

>>76472876
BTW, if you are in a gym with a hindu male, always tell him that some girl likes him. Always pick the snottiest bitch.