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Anonymous No.76478087 >>76478090 >>76478092 >>76478093 >>76478095 >>76478182 >>76478196 >>76478197 >>76478251 >>76478400 >>76478573 >>76478595 >>76478606 >>76478617 >>76478741
>ayo YT BOI this is our power rack ya hear on gang you finna get ur ass outta here before we busta a cap on you

Your response?
Anonymous No.76478090
>>76478087 (OP)
You need help
Anonymous No.76478092
>>76478087 (OP)
what?
Anonymous No.76478093
>>76478087 (OP)
I shoot the trespasser in my home garage
Anonymous No.76478095
>>76478087 (OP)
>pic related
>continue to do my bicep curls in the power rack
Anonymous No.76478182
>>76478087 (OP)
I'd pull out my translate app and search for the English to Niggerbabble option
Anonymous No.76478196
>>76478087 (OP)
Enjoy getting reported to the gym management.
Anonymous No.76478197
>>76478087 (OP)
I just stare at him and tell him to fuck off it's my power rack
He'll probably try to get in my face so I'll start slowly walking backwards while yelling loudly at him to go away (establishes it was self defense to bystanders)
If he still comes at me or makes any sudden movements with his hands, I pull out my glock 17 (i always concealed carry in the gym) and blow his and his homies lungs out
Afterwards I call my self defense insurance (AOR attorneys on retainer, $350 a year) and get away with it because I live in Texas and we are a stand your ground state
Anonymous No.76478251
>>76478087 (OP)
>He finna busta a cap
>Can't do 1 (one!) pistol squat
Nigga you embarrassing
Anonymous No.76478400 >>76478752 >>76479169
>>76478087 (OP)
I don't get it. You want us to teach you to speak black?
>Damn nigga chill. Let a mufucka hold onto this bar for 2 more sets. I ain't seen a nigga name on it. Tryna get swole up in this bitch, you feel me? Just hol up one minute nigga, hold it down. Wicha big ass muscles dawg. Where a nigga get delts like dat? You on dat sauce ain't ya? Just aksin a question mane, ain't no need to step about it.
Just go on like that and the blacker they are the more incoherent rambling you add in between sentences.
Anonymous No.76478573
>>76478087 (OP)
I don't even watch Youtube.
Anonymous No.76478595
>>76478087 (OP)
I'm sorry sir
*walks away*
Anonymous No.76478606
>>76478087 (OP)
I start making monkey noises and ask him if he burned his big lips on a crackpipe lately
Anonymous No.76478617
>>76478087 (OP)
Back to the zoo
Anonymous No.76478634
OH MY FAUCI GIVE ME THAT BBC TYRONE
Anonymous No.76478654
I don’t think a black person as said β€œbust a cap” in earnest since the late 80s or early 90s anon
Anonymous No.76478741
>>76478087 (OP)
niggeR
Anonymous No.76478752
>>76478400
Anonymous No.76479169
>>76478400
Nerdy white boy defends power rack in perfect ebonics, gym patrons STUNNED