Thread 76478365

Reminder that the final step towards making it is quitting 4chan, forever.
Just close the tab, put your hands up, and walk away from the computer. There's nothing for you here.

>>76478365 (OP)
I... I can't!

But I have fun here

>>76478365 (OP)
>walk away from the computer
Ermm actually, I'm a phone poster

>>76478365 (OP)
>pic related
>POV: 4chan looking out its window and seeing you staring at it from across the road
>you're the guy
You can never leave here friendo.

>>76478371
Show me one fun thread or post

reminder that if you cant quit 4chan you are addicted

>>76478404
>everything is an addiction

>>76478365 (OP)
The final step is to put your hands up, walk away from your gym, and start arm windmilling.

>>76478365 (OP)
Nah
4chan last year had some normal folks
This year all the normies went irl and you only have deranged neets left on 4chan

>>76478399
I thought this one a couple weeks ago was funny >>76478411

>>76478365 (OP)
>Reminder that the final step towards making it is quitting 4chan, forever.
I've been trying to quit for over 10y now...
this fucking site trapped me as gullible teen and I tried leaving since Uni days

at this point I've given up
when I retire I'll still be here

silver lining
I "made it" by most (and importantly my own) metrics

>>76478404
I can't quit 4chan but I don't know if it's addiction. For example, I'm at work right now. There isn't much I can do because it requires enough concentration that reading a book or whatever is impossible, but I can shitpost while working.
I could doom scroll other social media but anything requiring actual focus is not possible, and just staring blankly at the screen while I do my nigger job makes time go by twice as slow.
And I often find myself in such situations. Waiting in line at the supermarket, waiting for the bus, etc.

It's not like I crave 4chan, but I get bored sometimes and 4chan is the best alternative to just standing idly.

>>76478365 (OP)
you first

>>76479072
Start jacking off

>There's nothing for you here
There is. There is (you).

>>76478365 (OP)
I agree but then I remember that I wouldn't be able to see posts like yours, that make me dream of a fake reality that's better than what's out there

>>76478365 (OP)
that's a nice gif friend, wouldn't have found it anywhere else

>>76479062
Kek i think ill finally sucessfully leave this place again soon and maybe come back when im a drunk grandpa. Seems like every few years my social life would lag and leave me craving this place as a social surrogacy. I think social media like 4chan and facebook make it easier to isolate yourself.

>>76478365 (OP)
I'm addicted to shitposting

>>76478365 (OP)
This is true. Im close to doing it. Quit X and Bluesky a couple months ago. That shit is POISON.

>>76479062
> I "made it" by most (and importantly my own) metrics
Based

I ultimately learned that I’m always in the best shape when I’m on /fit/. Comfy shitposting about fitness makes me think about it more and makes me more motivated go to lift. If I didn’t have fit my interest would fall on deaf ears since I don’t have any irl lifting bros and my wife is a dyel.

>>76480068
Don’t samefag

Anyway no one here really made it and pretending otherwise I’d how we cope

>>76479045
i keked

>>76479137
I jack off at work every day but I don't have enough semen to do it the entire shift.
I also play video games sometimes but I don't particularly like vidya anymore.

>>76478365 (OP)
I literally just visit /fit/ mental health threads every once in a while and that's it. I almost made it, i'm not even on the same frequency as you guys. It's kinda lonely but it has to be done.

>>76480010
>social media like 4chan
>make it easier to isolate yourself
nah
the opposite
helped me get (a lot more) social

literally met my wife 15y ago because I went to my Unis orientation week only after reading some shitty stories on /b/ about uni orientations
first time solo traveling and meeting tons of other backpackers, only because /trv/
never would have been to anime conventions if not for reports here
never would went to crypto meetups if not for /biz/
and a bunch of hobbies I picked up over which I later found / bonded with (newfound) friends

this isn't facebook
you can't have pseudo-/para-social relationships which replace actual relationships

it's also incredible easy to discover / get into new hobbies here
which makes connecting with people irl much easier

Uncs really reddit spacing itt

>>76480286
>reddit spacing
there's literally not a single post here with reddit spacing retard
now fuck off newfag

>can’t see the post above him
>gets upset he got called out
>n-no you’re the newfag!
Topkeek

>>76478365 (OP)
Thinking quitting 4chan will improve your life is like the nofap schizos that think not touching their penis will fix their discipline

This place has information on everything I need and I like lurking the deltarune thread in /vg/, just avoid spiritually poisoned boards like r9k, they are infested by the demonic souls of incels who commited suicide and will bring you with them

>screeching about pol
>crying about incel bogeyman
>claims of making it despite still being here in your thirties

These threads are gold

>>76480304
May as well get your 8nformation from news media. This place is even more prime for diffetent entities to spread propaganda. And this has been done over and over again. If you come here regularly you will be regularly interacting with foreign spies, government agencies, vorporate shills, shills for anything ranging from anti pittbull groups to racists. Average poster is retarded and if you dont see that then you sre among the lower common denominators.

>quit 4chan 4ever bro!
overrated meme
4chan is fine in moderation

I know but I have none idea where to go

Where else would I learn about women? By talking to them??

>>76480400
Yeah, this place is packed with bots, shills, glowies, and retards, but there are still some sane, real anons here. If you can learn to parse through the (monumental pile of) shit, this site is probably one of the only places on the surface web that you can get legitimate info and educated opinions on many different topics. Any other form of mass media is too sanitized.

every anon itt

>>yeah its filled with retards and dyels, not me though im a real one and totally unque and cool

>>76478365 (OP)
All my friends are here

>>76478365 (OP)
But I have too much fun derailing conversations and farming (you)s by bringing up the topics of the nation of israel and brown penises

>>76478365 (OP)
> quit 9gag
> join reddit
> quit reddit
> join 4chan
> quit 4chan
> join twitter
> quit twitter
> join sharty
> quit sharty
> rejoin 4chan
lets be honest here
if we were normies we would spend all this time browsing the 'tok and 'gram instead

>>76481452
Pretty much. I actually preferred Reddit to 4chan before 2017

>>76478365 (OP)
But then how will I waste my time all day every day??
Checkmark aesthiests!

>>76481444
(checked)