Thread 76478842

>The average rotisserie chicken contains 163g of protein.
>63g of fat
>1260cal
Without sounding mad. Tell me why you aren't on the CHAD diet?

Pain in the ass to eat and count calories
It feels stale

>>76478855
>Without sounding mad.

>>76478855
At my local rotisserie the ladies always add extremely tasty sauce, which is simply spices + butter + water used to cook the chickens.

>>76478842 (OP)
after my grandma died I made my grandpa discover the power of the rotisserie chicken, now he gets one at least once a week and he's still self-sufficient and active at 86

>>76479086
You're a good man and I hope you grandfather will remain self-sufficient until the end of his days.

>>76478842 (OP)
that's a dead chicken

>>76478842 (OP)
>keto

>>76478842 (OP)
The breasts are dry, the wings are overcooked
Thighs and drumsticks are ok but you can get those separately for about the same price per lb
It's alright but not what I would call chad diet material in exclusion of other options
Beef is better, you are white, right?
and finally trying to only eat one thing is what autists do that can't handle being overstimulated by food
Variety is the spice of life basically

>>76478842 (OP)
Coscto chickens scare me. Those chickens have to be miserable abominations full of whatever insane drug concoction makes them so large. Then you have to consider the near-demonic lives of misery and cruelty the birds are subjected to. Then the actual meat is pumped full of their sodium water solution that gives it all the same weird, artificial flavor. I think the much smaller, more expensive rotisseries from smaller grocery stores don't have as much demonic cancer in the meat.

>>76478842 (OP)
theres no rebuttal to this. the only issue i have is that its messy to just eat it like a caveman but thats the price you pay.

actually the price you pay is 6 bucks. jesus christ its such a good deal.

>>76478842 (OP)
This sad part about this is this same exact thread has been posted like 11,000 times and it will keep getting posted 11,000 times because people on this board are void and unhappy inside and have nothing else to talk about except binge eating chicken.

>>76478842 (OP)
Why wouldn't you just eat 500 grams of fillet chicken or something? Isn't rotisserie chicken a pain in the ass to eat?

I can't eat the whole thing in one sitting and it's too dry leftover

5 for 5 on fried drumsticks clears

>>76478842 (OP)
Nigga we already know about chicken

>>76478842 (OP)
I would eat this during the day and then broccoli and rice for dinner

I thought they were like 2000 calories. I bet the walmart ones are I am about 90% sure they inject it with sneed oils

>>76479291
>not enjoying demonic cancer gains from antibiotic laced roided out chickens
>not consuming their pain to make yourself stronger

ngmi

>>76479300
Honestly the caveman chowdown is a benefit. It sends you back to your roots when you can hunch over a good chicken and shred it with your bare hands.

>>76478842 (OP)
Omega 6 overdose

>>76478842 (OP)
let's see your awesome chadliness from eating a piece of chicken you retarded fat piece of shit

>>76479800
I'm wondering this too. Not that I have anything against rotisserie chicken.

>>76478842 (OP)
>CHicken A Day

>>76478842 (OP)
You guys would shit your pants if you realized how easy it is to bake chicken breast in the oven, without oil, and have a seriously juicy, tasty and pure protein dish in 20 minutes. Okay fine I'll tell you.
425F, 1 minute per 10g. Meaning a typical chicken breast at 230g would go in for 23 minutes.
Perfect every single time. Throw any seasoning you want on before. No butter, oil or anything necessary.

>>76479249
>The breasts are dry, the wings are overcooked
The breast isnt dry, and even so, the breast has no fat, of course it's gonna be dry compared to a thigh. But yes, I will highly agree the wings on a rotisserie chicken fucking suck.

>>76478842 (OP)
Gastroparesis makes it hard for me to consume meat proteins but I still try.

your mouth will be super dry for the rest of the day halfway thru the chicken, good for eating across 3-4 days though

>>76478842 (OP)
I don't eat meat

>>76478842 (OP)
They send unsold chickens from the meat section over to the deli right before they expire so the meat isn't as fresh as it could be. Except at Costco where they have a whole supply chain set up specifically for their frankenchickens. Sneed oils get added to most of these pre-cooked chickens. Niggers often overcook them. Half the time their sold out after 5pm.

How long do these stay fresh in the fridge? Can I stock up on a weeks worth?

>>76479800
because 500grams of filet chicken is going to be double the cost of a rotisserie

>>76478842 (OP)
Costco rotisserie chickens taste terrible like they're drowned in gelation or some shit, they feel and taste gooey. I fucking hate it.
My local supermarket sells way better rotisserie chicken but they cost $13 each.

>>76478842 (OP)
I started an emergency cut a week ago and have eaten nothing but a single Costco rotisserie chicken and a few spoonfuls of Greek yogurt since then lol. I am so hungry.
Also I am severely depressed.

It’s the afternoon, I’ve eaten a bag of gummy bears and a snickers bar coming to around 4000kj. What else should I eat today, trying to lose weight. I was thinking two soft boiled eggs and a slice of toast?

>>76481254
You're gonna want to do a hard fast until next morning

>>76478842 (OP)
it has like 5000mg sodium

>>76481360
And they probably use some wack additives in the seasoning blend. Spoiling my essence

>>76481342
That’s what I didn’t want to hear, dammit. Obviously it’s an absolutely garbage 4000kj, but will a 2000kj max boiled egg dinner really push it over the edge?

>>76481572
I was just jokin bro idk what a kj is, just drink some water and do tomorrow better whatever that means for you

>>76479291
>miserable abominations full of whatever insane drug concoction makes them so large. Then you have to consider the near-demonic lives of misery and cruelty the birds are subjected to.
Waaaaa waaaaaa you stupid bitch
Chicken good

>>76478855
> Pain in the ass to eat
why?
the bones are usually so soft you can actually chew them

you could probably put the whole thing into a blender, mix it and have a easy to-go food

>>76481716
baka my head

You're gonna get bored and sick of eating that in like one week,if you walked the talk of your shitty thread you would know that.

The ones you get at the store are usually injected with all sorts of bullshit including ungodly amounts of sodium on top of the fact they're usually stored in shitty thin plastic containers so you get a nice dose of microplastics too.

Buy whole chickens from your supermarket and bake them in the oven instead. Easy as shit, cheap, tastes better and gives you the freedom to dress it however you like.