Thread 76484339

Accidentally ordered a 16" deep pan tandoori chicken pizza...how many steps tomorrow to walk this off?

You'll always be a bloated skinny fat brown so who cares.

looks grim
even little cesars looks better

>>76484339 (OP)
40,000

>>76484341
Gay man detected!
>>76484358
Gay man detected!

why is there a second pizza mushed up on the side

>>76484370
It's a naan bread

Demolishing this baby, tastes good bros

>>76484382
>30 minutes of dopamine
>youll get fatter and sad
>the regret will kick right after
grim

>>76484378
you must be british
>>76484382
enjoy your nuclear shit later

i got brutal food poisoning at the hands of the curry munchers, never again. At least I lost 5kg that week

>>76484341
>>76484358
>>76484361
>>76484370
>>76484382
>>76484614

>>76484339 (OP)
Don't need to walk it off if you just vomit it up after.

All the joy of eating the pizza without the negatives.

>>76484339 (OP)
you got scammed anon there is nothing but cheese
>accidentally
false

>>76484637
my sister keeps using this character on all her stickers when she chats me
what does it mean?

UPDATE
I woke up at 7am with a pain in my stomach...I have spent 2hrs+ on the toilet, emptying my guts out and I can't stop loudly farting (each fart sounds like a motorbike muffler) - now my whole house stinks of rotten egg. Don't take the tandoori chicken pizza pill.

>>76485337
>woke up at 7am with a pain in my stomach...I have spent 2hrs+ on the toilet, emptying my guts out and I can't stop loudly farting (each fart sounds like a motorbike muffler) - now my whole house stinks of rotten egg.

>>76484689
she wants to kill your mother and eat her together with you in a satanic ritual
>>76485613
nice

>>76484339 (OP)
im 318lbs and i order 16' pizzas because it's more bang for buck but i cant finish them and always end up saving 2-3 slices every time in the fridge for another day

>>76484339 (OP)
>>76485337
>12 inch tandoori chicken pizza 230kcal/slice
>1840 kcal pizza
>16 inch pizza is 178% the area of a 12 inch
>3275 kcal pizza
>Walking burns roughly 70kcal/mile
>1 mile roughly 2000 steps

Enjoy your 43,500 step walk today, anon.

>>76485830
Not him but, but I'm realizing that I probably could do it just going in circles around my living room, would take me like 7 hours of walking in circles.
There has to be a point or mechanism where calorie estimates drop off a bit though, right?
Like, I'm not sure that you could actually have a calorie out of 3300 calories by walking that much without your body downregulating something

>>76484339 (OP)
ahh man I know that feeling all too much.. I also accidentally go to the store occasionally and buy myself cheesecake that I bring home and devour in one sitting. Gosh I hate when such accidents happen.

>>76486372
I recovered but accidentally ordered it again. Tasted SO good again...but now I need to go to bed and can't stop farting.

>>76484339 (OP)
genuinely unappetizing

>>76484339 (OP)
Not bad, but you also need a side of french fries, some chicken pakora, 4 lamb samosas and some curry sauce.

>>76484339 (OP)
OP here again - only managed 4980 steps earlier today

>>76485776
Left over pizza next morning is the best. Always make sure to save 2 slices to bang in the air fryer then next morning to have with my coffee.

>>76484339 (OP)
Idk when i was 120lbs (180cm) i could eat stuff like this and wouldnt gain weight as long as the daily calories werent too high
Just skip breakfast and lunch and u are good bro

>>76484382
hindu food is disgusting

should have ordered bbq chicken pizza

>>76487942
>again
not doing this is literally all you had to do. You never have to walk anything off, and if you stuff yourself 3 times a week you're not going to be able to walk anything off. Do this accident enough times and it's just your diet.

>>76485337
>>76485613
>AFTERMATH

>>76488557
>Implying curryniggers actually use a toilet