Thread 76485809

>coworkers start talkin about fitness
>im the biggest guy in the whole company
>anon is pretty fit
>just tell them I do yoga and crossfit a few times a week and its just genetics
>ive been going to the gym 6x a week for 10 years now tryharding every aspect of it and meticulously tracking my diet and training

>Coworkers start talking about fitness
>They're pretty /fit/ and knowledgeable about it
>Have a good discussion regarding it and exchange tips, info etc.
>It was a good topic for conversation
I don't see the issue. Many of my colleagues are into lifting, whether it's for purely aesthetic reasons or strength related.

>30 yo single manager start asking me about fitness
>Pulls her shirt sleeves back and asks me to feel her biceps

>Coworker starts talking about "ohhhhhhhhh I'd love to get in shape again ohhhhhhhh but it takes so much time and once you get my age ohhhhhhhh"

Jack, your dumbass is only two years older than me.

>>76485809 (OP)
>Ops director is jacked
>hes a good boss
coincidence?

>>76485891
Did you feel her biceps? That doesn't seem appropriate to touch your manager like that. I'd be a little uncomfortable.

>>76485924
Yes i did, she's not the catty type matter of fact she tries to fit in as much as possible with us so it wasnt that awkward
Actually she even insisted when she saw a slight hesitation expression on me

>>76485891
Why do women always fuck everyone?

>>76485924
Gonna be more common for females abusing their power to fuck super young guys
Alan ritchson got raped by some old female producer

>>76485937
Wut

>>76485942
Reminds me of teachers fucking students

>>76485940
I turned 20 in june

>>76485885
this. just don't be autistic about it and you are golden.

>hey anon are you into fitness?
>f-fitness dick in y-your mouth, haha

got a writeup but it was worth it

>>76485891
>>76485924
honestly bros office jobs are fuckfests sometimes. at my last job coworkers were dating and fucking constantly. we had one (married) lady who would literally leave for lunch and go to a hotel with VARIOUS supervisors on different days. one chick who is currently dating someone in the office has dated like 5 other guys there.

maybe because it was construction-related, who knows. glad I got the fuck out of there.

>mfw finding all this out later

>>76486789
>HR manager says I can't keep making homosexual jokes to the gay employees
>...but fuck em

>coworkers start talking about fitness
>all they do is run a fuckload and then complain about how their joints hurt which is because they’re overweight
I get tired of listening to these retards complain about self inflicted problems

>>76485809 (OP)
>give one coworker good fitness advice
>other coworker contradicts everything i say

>wfh
>never met my three coworkers in person
>we start discussing gym memberships and how much we pay a month
>they're all obese

>talking to good co-worker, having a good conversion
>oh hey guys, you talking about fitness
>yea, just talking about our changes in our workouts
>did you guy know that you have to hydrate properly, I researched the topic thoroughly and most joint pain is caused by your tendons getting dehydrated
>it is true water is important
>my fate was already sealed the moment we were overheard.

>>76485924
if he didn't she would have retaliated. you just can't win with female bosses. it's the main reason why i prefer male bosses. best of all would be no boss, self-employed. no bullshit at all.

>>76485891
>I just ate a donut and my hands are sticky.

There is no escape from this situation that isn't making you looking worse. Take the one that doesn't get you fired.

>>76486832
drink more water

>>76486873
I need to get my coffee in before 3. Thanks anon. Fucking coffee protocol is rough on the weekend.

inb4 dyhydrating, it is and you should be drinking enough water that you shouldn't care.

>>76485809 (OP)
> Coworkers start talking how animal fat gives you heart attacks

>>76485828
basado, say even less, say "do a few pushups here and then + a little walk"

>>76485940
>Gonna be more common for females abusing their power to fuck super young guys
God, I hope so.
Also, it's impossible for a grown man to be raped by a woman.

>>76485809 (OP)
>you're the only guy in your workplace who is muscular at all
>everyone asks you for fitness advice and why they aren't growing or losing weight
>Tfw I don't have the strength to tell them they just aren't training hard/often enough
I went to the gym with one of my coworkers and not one time did he lift a challenging weight or get anywhere near failure

>coworker asks if she can touch my chest
>say ok, she touches it
>immediately ask her if i can do the same
>bitch complains to HR

>>76485924
she was LITERALLY asking for it