>>76488560 (OP)
Kill your wife and children and tackle 12 subquests as a part of a larger redemption quest. Go to hell to collect your buddies wife, wrestle a 3 headed dog.
Board a ship with some guy named Jason, land on an island with a bunch of drug sluts, then on an island with a nearly blind cyclops, sneak out after the big guy goes to sleep for the second time after he wakes up in the middle of the night to piss.
>>76488560 (OP)
Anybody else have old testament myths ruined for them by modern Israelis stealing all the names for shit?
Like the Sampson initiative is Israel launching nukes at Europe and the US in the case of the state of Israel collapsing.
>>76488708 >Eddie Hall
Just read this and realised last night I dreamt that Eddie and Thor had a rematch in boxing and Eddie won, so it was going to go to the decider
>>76489205
What ruined it for me was realizing the holocaust is an absurd story and then realizing jews are the bad guys. It's a jewish story so they didn't need to attach nukes (another jewish lie) to it to ruin it for me. It's done as soon as see them for what they are.
>>76489205
They were ruined once I found out that jews are actually utter fucking pussies that have been relentlessly by every culture they ever crossed. Judaism is one giant cope.
>>76489205
Jews LARP as biblical Hebrews so hard that people who should be heralding Christ as savior of mankind get tricked into calling him a psyop. Don't let it ruin anything for you. They are a clusterfuck of a people less genetically and culturally related to your favorite bible action heroes than the people they're always murdering and stealing from. They rely on these false associations to make golems out of the uneducated. Lift for Jesus. The Jew fears the samurai and all strong, free men are samurai. https://youtu.be/Ogq_kX4aSj0?si=ycw99ywGyzPhPvG-
