Thread 76490780

I really cannot stand him.
>inb4 height
I have zero issues manlets like Greg, AlphaDestiny, etc. and I'd probably qualify as one too (5'9)
>inb4 politics
I like plenty of actors, directors, etc. with outspoken lefty views.

What is it that makes me despise him so?

>>76490780 (OP)
>probably
Okay, I do qualify. Lol I set myself up for being roasted with "probably"

You are mentally ill because you're terminally online

>>76490780 (OP)
he looks like a smug faggy midget that stirs up shit for his ego

>le deep stretch
not proven
>le partials
not proven by his own study
>tries to cause shit with some other guy by going to his gym and then goes to the hospital to garner sympathy

if he didn't have any muscle to overcompensate for his height, he would be basic "um aschtually" redditor faggot that deserves bullying

>>76490780 (OP)
he's an "aktually" guy which makes him irritating, and then he misrepresents the science and sometimes even lies so yeah, feel free to ignore the guy

>>76490780 (OP)
It's the know it all attitude. On top of everything else.

he is canadian (passive-agressive is their second nature)
he is lying grifter
he takes steroid and lies about it
he comes from a rich family, never had to suffer a single day of his life or even "work"
like most fitness influencer, he bought his way in (bots view, algorithm placement, probablement have sthick with nightmedia substitute for fitness)
like most fitness influencer, he cant make it among his peer (rich people circle) so he has to larp as one of us regular joe so he can look good
if it werent for his parents, he would be a complete nobody
same reason why people hate pirate software, jeff nippard downfall cant come any soon
his gf left him for the gymshark guy

>>76490780 (OP)
He's a roidtranny who pretends that he's not
So how do you stand out among other roidtrannyes? Pretend that your way of lifting is "science" based and that it gets better results
Normies are dumb as fuck and actually believe all of that shit

>>76490780 (OP)
>Why do I hate him so much?
you subject yourself to someone who you don't even have to see at all at any time, willingly, just to hate on the fucking guy.

why do you hate him so much? because spiritually, you are a woman.

i was fine listening to him but 2 things made me quit
1 he disproved himself
2 he got beat up

i don't know why, i shouldnt judge him but at the same time i feel like i should
1 means all his science talk is just talk, and it could be wrong at anytime so why am i even taking advice from you?
2 he got beat up and i just feel like i'm taking advice from someone weak and its just wrong

imo to give advice and tell others what to do, you need some sort of "leadership" quality
but he has nothing. he's wrong and he's weak so why would i give him attention?

>>76490969
>you subject yourself to someone who you don't even have to see at all at any time, willingly, just to hate on the fucking guy.
I don't, it's mainly if someone is clowning on him here with or actually reiterating his points by links videos/shorts. I struggle like all hell to watch in order to see what the anon is talking about. His fucking voice, man...

>>76490977
Believes in one thing because of a study, changes view because of new studies. That’s literally how research works retard, you prefer someone who never admits theyre wrong? Someone who is literally always right all the time? Number 2 is fair though.

>>76490977
he got beat up, meaning, a roid monkey went for his neck unprovoked, if you're okay with this you were bullied as a kid and have unresolved anger issues

>>76490937
So hes better and more successful than you and youre just jealously whining about how much you hate a complete stranger

>>76490780 (OP)
He's the epitome of that smartass dork kid in high school that's obnoxious and annoying.

>>76491003
Implying that Jeff isn't a roid monkey himself kek

>>76490998
i prefer a normal coach who has coached people for decades
he's chasing studies like they're the new iphone
>>76491003
that's why i know i shouldn't judge him but i can't not do it
he looked so weak and powerless and he didn't do anything
he didn't react right there, but he also didn't do anything legally, he just took it like he's worthless

>>76491003
>unprovoked

>>76491030
a tiny goblin offering unwanted advice is not a threat, anon

>>76491003
>unprovoked
Jeff was literally taunting him both online and IRL thinking that he can get away with it like a woman. In real life though, when you're a man, actions have consequences. He obviously acted like that because he's never been hit in his life, otherwise he would know that things can escalate and end badly for a person the size of a child taunting somebody twice his size.
Thanks to him getting "assaulted", he will never make the same mistake of taunting people anymore.
Jeff learned a very valuable lesson that day.

>>76491038
A provocation doesn't have to be a threat

>>76490780 (OP)
There's already a thread up and it's been up for three days.
>>76475465

>>76491056
This is not /vg/ we dont have isolated generals here you wannabe janny

I don't care for your eceleb of the month but the fact that you are all hating him means he won
These people feed on your seethe and joy by transmuting it to clicks and views which in turn get transferred to their bank account through this weird ritual on the altar of the algorithm

>>76491062
I'm sorry you're so upset. I was just pointing to a place where there were many more replies and much more engagement, which is what I figured OP wanted since he made a thread.

>>76491048
okay fine, same point

>>76491005
i answered OP question, you can add more if I missed something. Yet, you refuted NOTHING
I have no opinion on the man

>>76490780 (OP)
5'9 isnt manlet dont let anyone tell you otherwise . Thats perfectly normal unless you live in like the netherlands or some shit.
T. 5'10

>>76490996
hide the thread.

youtube -> click (...) -> do not recommend channel

oh no, so fucking hard. you fucking sissy.

>>76490786
breh 5'9" is basically average height there is no discernible difference between you and 5'10" or 5'11"
inb4 some blackpilled retard/lanklet with nothing else in life calls us manlets

>>76491334
You seem to think I watch him daily rather than once in a blue moon. I stumble upon Nippard very rarely and I am wondering why my negative reaction is so visceral that it's actually memorable

>>76490780 (OP)
he has a faggot redditor personality, is smug and 5'3

>>76490780 (OP)
Just another roided up midget, but now with pseudoscience gibberish.

>>76490780 (OP)
I find something "biologically repulsive" about people like him. I can't of a better way to express it. It's a combination of a few things-
>obvious compensating for physical inadequacy
>worships modern junk science
>progressive views typical of a spiteful mutant
>feminine manner of speaking and behaviour

The one and only reason this guy has any following is because he takes steroids and is confidently wrong about many things. That's enough to win over millions of other spiteful mutant reddit types.

>>76490780 (OP)
he's fucking a cute bitch you could never have

>>76492012
source?

>>76490792
if he wasnt terminally online he'd be a retard that believes every conspiracy theory under the sun

>>76490780 (OP)
Because he's a fucking leaf

>>76490780 (OP)
I am literally around his height at 5’5 (he claims the same height but I think he’s closer to 5’2)
I hate his guts because he’s such an insufferable nerd and not an athlete. He does train but all the bogus “scientific” screeds based off one study aren’t worth listening to. Makes videos about fixing other people’s training methods when they are twice his size.
He’s Ronnie Coleman, though, compared to the bloated retard that is Dr. Mike.

>call him insecure or say that he compensates his height by lifting
Yet you make 24/7 threads to seethe about him. Hmm...

He's alright, has some decent videos. The science based movement is nauseating as fuck.

>>76490780 (OP)
hes fine but he's so short its pointless looking at his physique and thats if its even natty.

>>76490780 (OP)
Only Scooby is legit. The rest are strange grifters or attention whores or just annoying who are totally not on steroids. Also I'll be mean, Jeff's voice is irritating and his physique looks ridiculous and he represents the roidtranny side of fitness (one of the most obnoxious groups of fitness) Same with Greg and Mike who also looks awful due to roids.

>>76490802
>smug faggy midget
Thats about it

This faggot face

Jeff Nippard is Ronnie Coleman and Tom Platz combined compared the bloated, egotistical retard known as Dr. Kike (Mike).

>>76490780 (OP)
For me its the
>Le hyper-efficient science based lifting!
99% of lifters can't even get consistency and diet down, filling up normies heads with all the bs is overwhelming and makes them quit easier. I've had more than a few people in my life start getting autistic about micros and other minutia and burn themselves out. Lifting and exercise should be simple and sustainable. Now if he want's to make content for the dedicated autists I guess that's fine but it's not presented that way. This is basically horeshoe theory-esque with actual fitness scam artists talking about targeted fatloss and diet pills (pre-ozempic)

>>76491767
sissy faggot.

>>76490780 (OP)
why do you let it get tot he point of hate? once he started having the guy from RP show up on his videos once in a while I stopped watching his channel.

>>76491040
Jeff didn't provoke him.
The dude made a short video about science based lifting and he made an answer in the same format where Jeff never insulted the other guy.
If the other guy was any intelligent, he would have let it go because he wasn't even insulted in the first place and second because Nip's shorts are shown to more people so it could actually drive traffic to him by people who dislike Jeff but see his videos in shorts.
And when they met on the gym Jeff just called him to talk to him like any sane person would do to solve issues.
If the guy who hit Jeff was black /fit/ would have said that he's a low IQ low impulse control nigger but if a white guy does it suddenly it's perfectly normal to assault someone over a fucking inconsequential video in a social media platform.
If you think it's normal to assault people over some words you are stupid, even if someone makes you angry with words just have impulse control and understand you are going to jail and getting a fine for it and don't do it, if you don't want to interact with a person avoid them like a fucking adult.

>>76490780 (OP)
Nothing wrong with being a manlet. Take a look at pic related

>>76490780 (OP)
I think he's like smug or too certain he's some kind of genius PE teacher

>>76490780 (OP)
It's the way he talks. It's condescending.

>>76490780 (OP)
His entire personality reads like picrel
That he's the reddit response to lifting, gatekeeping people from doing actually productive shit through a veneer of intellectualism. He's a premier midwit and you can easily see through all his bullshit obfuscation and self-fellatio but he still gets praised by other midwits because they know nothing and have no taste.

Buy an ad
I hate smug retards and I hate fake natties
this half a man is both
he looks really impressive standing next to warwick davis

Just another pathetic tiny little halfling with a whiny geek voice who dedicates his entire life to fraud training to overcompensate for his laughable stature. Many such cases etc

>>76490780 (OP)
How does he manage to pack so much faggotry into such a teensy weensie little body though? It's almost impressive.

>>76491088
yea, let me follow you around telling that your mother is a smelly hag, lets see how thats not provoking you

>>76490780 (OP)
I figured out why I dislike him when I saw him in a video with other people
He constantly has this sly, shit eating grin
He's the type of guy everyone likes for some reason because "oh, that's just Jeff, he's a nice guy, he wouldn't hurt a fly", but you just KNOW that he will stab you in the back the first chance he gets

>>76494899
is that what Jeff did

>>76490780 (OP)
I don't like him because he's on good terms with Mike Isratael, which tells me he's already a sham

>>76490780 (OP)
Aside from the fact that /fit/ is contrarian to any mainstream gym talk, is he bringing nothing of value? I mean, aren't beginners and the general public better off listening to his set recommendations and diet instructions? Ignoring all the merch bullshit every youtuber does

>>76490998
>Believes in one thing because of a study, changes view because of new studies. That’s literally how research works retard
That is how research works but it's because scientists, doctors, and everyone else are retarded. Do a correlational study between salt and BP, there is one, 99.9% of doctors say avoid salt for 40 years. Facts don't change but "facts" do.

Iow he never should have said the first study "result" was fact. It's just a study and they're mostly bad.

>>76491019
he did pursue legal actions and even aside from that, Mikes career is OVER

i cant stop thinking about how big his cock might be why wont he just do an onlyfans under a pseudonym and then put on some type of mask like camouflage or a spooky halloween mask

KWAB

>>76495183
Bro how can he be so pathetic, how can you post a picture of yourself looking like you just went to the MRI because of a little scratch

>>76490780 (OP)
He comes off as disingenuous. With some dudes, you just know that if the cosmos offered to make him the size of a WSM competitor, he'd immediately abandon 99% of his current persona and turn into a misogynistic Social Darwinist. Even if you agree with that kind of ideology, you probably detest someone who only superficially abhors it because it doesn't benefit him.

>>76494086
You sound like a bitch.

>>76495186
Honestly I would feel irrecoverable shame if I got shoved by a guy, did not fight back, did not stand for myself, ran away to the hospital for a shove, then posted on Instagram that I'm fine and my life is not endangered. Like honestly, I'd feel like a cockless faggot. Better fight back and get wrecked than run away like a coward.

His voice. He sounds like the munchkins from wizard of Oz. No matter what he says, I can't listen to it.

>>76490780 (OP)
Roidtrannies have squeaky voices, his is particularly annoying.

>>76490780 (OP)
>no issues with Alpha destiny
If you enjoy that wigger retard you're already too far gone.

>>76490780 (OP)
straight men are wired to feel that way towards faggots, there is nothing wrong with it and you shouldn't let society tell you otherwise

>>76490937
>his gf left him for the gymshark guy
what?

>>76490780 (OP)
>AlphaDestiny
isn't AlphaDestiny like 5'6 or so? He's not turbomanlet like Jeff Nipple

>>76497093
His ex-gf, Robin Gallant, was Gymshark-sponsored and went on a trip to the EU to promote the brand and ended up fucking the CEO throughout the trip and so Jeff had to settle for Stephanie Butterface

>>76490937
>never had to suffer a single day of his life
Being a midget is suffering.

>>76490780 (OP)
It's as if reddit would spawn a fitness youtuber.

>>76490938
A roidtranny who gets outlifted by natties as well.

>>76495183
I was on his side during this drama, but in hindsight yea, his reaction and posting those pictures after literally nothing fucking happened to him was so fucking pathetic lmao.

>>76490780 (OP)
>FIND THE HALFLINGS

He's obviously juicing lmao.

>>76497126
In what world is 5'6 not turbomanlet

>>76490937
Wait, pirating software based tho, do you pay like a cuck?

I don't spend any of my time praising or hating e-celebs

Why do you care so much?

>>76498024
I feel like 5'6 is solidly in regular manlet territory, probably below 5'5 is where turbomanlet starts. if Jeff Nipple is actually 5'2 or below, he might be a gigamanlet, although not everybody recognizes that as a valid unit of measurement.

>>76491003
He shoved him you big pussy, the manlet even got a cat scan ffs

>>76490780 (OP)
>>76490802
>>76490937
Smarmy, smug, condisending, passive aggressived quietly judgemental woody allen type, Chaplin's disease as the late Orsen Wells coined; timid arrogance is the definition of Jeff.
His fucking face too.

>>76497977
Kek

>>76497065
I didn't write enjoy, retard, I wrote I have no issues, in that I can stand to watch him talk without a viscerally negative reaction that compels me to mute the video or turn it off

whys he so dead in the eyes

>>76498098
>"Sorry, anon. Maybe if you were a turbomanlet, but I just can't see myself with a gigamenlet"

>>76498420

Side effect of craving money.

>>76490780 (OP)
Because he is a nerd who happened to discover lifting weights.
His blood never commanded him to lift weights...

>>76490780 (OP)
I thought myself an ally of the manlets but Jeff Nippard pisses me off with his appearance for some reason.

>>76497976
Mike sounds like a white nigger with an insufferable tough guy persona but I'll take that over Jeff's smug superiority complex any day.

>>76498054
Pirate software is a youtuber who ironically is vehemently against piracy, and has gone to great (but unsuccessful) lengths to prevent people from pirating his games. He is also a smug faggot, alleged fraud and militantly shills for big business.

>>76499055
I've since googled him and seen he's a streamer who used to work for blizzard, and became a 'lolcow' after a dispute following a wipe in dire maul, wow classic. Honestly, I wiped so many times I don't see how that can be dramatic enough to cause a reputation loss. People are so autistic these days.

>>76499088
its not the wipe itself that made him infamous, but the narcissism that followed
dude octupled down on everything being everyone elses fault
people had a bit of social allergy reaction to that and now you get permabanned in his chat if you mention a mana gem

>>76490780 (OP)
if you hate anyone online you have issues man

>>76498024
The one where people want to see AlphaDestiny as their wigger king and not a weird arrogant manlet who will always be the smallest guy in any room he's in no matter how much he lifts

>>76498354
He talks like a wigger and constantly gesticulates wildly while doing his Ebonics speak. If that doesn't turn you off, you are brown

>>76499055
>>76499088
>>76499159
The only people who hate him are top of the bell curve redditors who lack critical thinking skills. I keep seeing the same talking points about him repeated every time his name gets brought up and they're not even accurate.

Thor is wrong about stop killing games, but made valid points as to why the initiative won't result in the desired outcome. But because he disagreed, everyone just shut down and ignored everything he said and it turned into a retard screech fest. Gamers unironically don't deserve any consumer protections because of their own immaturity and stupidity.

I genuinely think less of anyone who isn't in good shape.

>>76499335
stfu jason

>>76499159
I watched the clip, they said pull out so he did, then they said stay and fight but he was already too far away so ran out, and it was right near the entrance anyways, who gives a fuck? I was fucking healer n causing wipes all the time like a mong n we all laughed it off.
>>76499335
>>76499364
Uh, who's Thor and Jason?

>>76490780 (OP)
If you can't stand him, don't watch him, you absolute retard. The alg is feeding you this stuff because you keep rage watching it like a moron. You can also just block his entire fucking channel from ever showing up in your feed.
This goes for EVERYONE on /fit/ who posts some crybaby post about not liking some fitness influencers. There are ZERO fitness influencers on my youtube frontpage because I don't fucking pay attention to them. I don't watch their shit. I don't click on anything of theirs. I definitely don't interact (like/comment) with any of them.
You are raging at a situation in which you created and have control over.

>>76499456
They were playing hardcore. Those guys lost dozens of hours because of a single death. People were upset because "pull out" means as a team, not every man for himself. Pirate had options to save those people but he didn't, this was despite the fact he bragged about his ability. But the main issue came from his inability to acknowledge his own mistakes because he's a massive fucking narcissist.

>>76498602
hehe yes, this is exactly correct
>>76498276
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