Thread 76494349

I started going to the gym at 5am for the first time and I feel like I'm intruding upon a party I wasn't invited to. Apparently at this time, a bunch of boomer firefighters/police officers are here working out before work. They keep staggering in one at a time, and whenever one comes they all roast/hype up the guy.

"Ey, Frank, how ya been ya faggot? Been a long time. How was vacation?"

"Yo Joey, how's your boyfriend doing? Where is he?" (Referring to I believe a coworker who usually works out with them)

"Hey Johnny, them shorts short enough for ya? Or what?"

All in a thick New England accent. Best part is they're all just walking on the treadmill in tandem, while flirting with this lady boomer who works here.

boomer banter is extremely fake, they're all miserable and putting up a facade

>>76494349 (OP)
Fuck I miss the 5am gym sessions. I've sampled pretty much every time of day, and the 5am crowd is easily the best. Unfortunately it's one of the harder times to pick up women though.

>>76494358
Yea I can't tell if I like them or hate them. They hate is dialing up as they talk about conspiracies they saw on Facebook.
>>76494359
I feel like I'm the only tired one here. Everyone else is energetic. Maybe ill adapt in time.

>>76494359
Gym is not for picking up women

>>76494468
This. Good thing that women in the gym almost always disgust me. They always dress like whores and look at themselves in the mirror inbetween sets getting off on themselves. It's the 2010 mirin' behaviour but those at least had the decency to do it in the dressing room.

>>76494468
Where else am I supposed to pick them up then? The gym is literally the only place with women that I frequent

>>76494358
This may be the most pathetic cope I've read all day. Thank you anon. Your miserable life makes me feel so much better about myself

>>76494486
Gym is not explicitly for picking up women. You can meet new people there and if you get laid then you get laid but that's different to a pickup spot. If you want a pickup spot go to a bar or something

>>76494493
Okay, I'm just gonna keep going to the gym.

>>76494503
As you should

>>76494487
Your bones cracked 20 times while typing that

>>76494358
How many decades of facade before it becomes real?

>>76494487
Have you ever met a happy boomer?

>>76494487
>le I can't feel close to someone without insulting their dead grandma
hug your friends anon, try it, maybe you will like it

>>76494486

you'll find more women who are actually down to fuck by joining your local run club

>>76494468
we need to go back to segregating spaces based on gender
school, work, gym, hobby spaces, you should never mix men and women in these
the only time where it is acceptable is gatherings for the purpose of socializing/matchmaking

>>76494929
This is why you zoomer pussies get made fun of
T.zoomer

>>76494358
no it's genuine which makes soilennials seethe even harder

What time do you guys go to bed in order to get a full 8 hours of sleep and be in the gym by 5 AM?

Assuming it takes you an hour from when you wake up to being in the gym that would mean you wake up at 4 AM so you would need to be asleep by 8 PM.

So you would have to be in bed by 7-7:30 PM depending on how fast you fall asleep.

>>76494992
I just started the routine so I haven't been getting good sleep. I went to bed at 10:30pm last night and woke up at 4:45am this morning. I prepare everything the night before so I just wake up, throw my gym clothes on, grab my bag, and go out the door. It's a 1-mile bike ride to my gym.

>>76494992
For me I have to be in bed by 5pm.

>>76494349 (OP)
I started going at 3PM, and instead of boomers, it's zoomers, and instead of roasting each other, they're super supportive.
"Hey, bro, you're gonna kill it this year." *Practicing wrist control moves between sets.*
"Yoooo, it's Dylan! Bro, you got taller!"
Shit like that.
I'm jealous because I wish I could have been their size and having those kinds of workouts with my buds in high school. I'm finally kind of getting there, size-wise, but of course I'm cursed to be this height for the rest of my life, and feel like the weird unc benching alone surrounded by teenagers.

>>76494964
im not a zoomer, nice guess tho
2 out of 3?

>>76495323
>laughs in midnight gym runs
I have the place entirely to myself, I will kill myself before I spend time working out with zoomers again.

>>76495401
Oh a millennial raised to be a sissy boy who can’t even banter with men? Kinda sus fr fr no cap

Based New England boomers. I love those guys
t. Masshole

>>76494349 (OP)

The few times I've done this I've felt absolutely exhausted at work in the afternoon. Maybe if you force yourself into a habit you get used to it.

>>76495493
You will never be black.

>>76494349 (OP)
>How ya doing faggot
Peak male friendship

>>76495813
Ok nigger