Thread 76496209

https://youtube.com/shorts/T99te4aZ_Xs?si=R3wVSyBbdCDMl02m

I bet 99% of this board can't do all of these

>>76496209 (OP)
She must be a blast at parties.

>>76496209 (OP)

Almost all of these are really easy and when I was in the infantry were essentially seen as bare minimum standards.

>>76496209 (OP)
She, or any women, won't give me the time of day even if I meet her arbitrary standards.
So why should I care?

>>76496247
This. Real men do what they want.

>>76496209 (OP)
>2025 Toyota Land Cruiser: Is the Iconi...
Go on

>>76496270
Most man can't

These are all easy and she has fake tits and no hips.

>>76496209 (OP)
She should hop on fin.

>>76496404
Hi, I'm Finn.

>>76496209 (OP)
Can do all except the cardio shit, not a fattie, I just don't do it

>>76496552
You are a fatty if you can't run a mile in 8 minutes, Jesus Christ man

>>76496590
I don't know if I can't, I just haven't run a mile since school

>>76496209 (OP)
I don't think you have to do any of those to be a real man but those standards are so low that all men who aren't infirmed can do them, even the guys on this board. I'm 183lbs and can Bench 280lbs paused, deadlift 560lbs, squat 380lbs and just did 19 reps of pullups yesterday, so yes I can do all of those.

>>76496612
Try it then dumbass
You might not be fat but you’re definitely not fit if you can’t run an 8 min mile

>video posted 15 minutes before she goes to fuck a drunk chad with a beer gut who never touched a weight in the back of his rusted 1989 Geo Metro
>every single man in the video hasn't been on a date in years

>>76496616
>all men who aren't infirmed can do them
I should have said can reach them sorry

>>76496633
This is her husband and he lifts: https://www.instagram.com/evan_demarco/

buy an ad

>>76496649
you bitches eat it up for free

>>76496408
Nice

Naked pictures of that female are readily and easily accessible online.
There is topless footage of that lady on the internet.

>>76496209 (OP)
All of those are reasonable. She is based, and the world would be better if more women held that opinion.

>>76496646
>doesnt understand that he already knew this
>she still does that anyways

>pussywhipped gymbros

nothing new under the sun

>>76496290
I understand. This was peak Land Cruiser

>>76496404
With a face like that, she kinda had to be on Anavar, leave her alone.

>>76496889
Thanks for the warning

>>76496209 (OP)
I thought you do planks with straight arms.

>>76496889
They're a bit disappointing.

>>76496209 (OP)
nigger

>>76497671
>People itt think this gives them gainz
Fucking retards

>>76497842
Watch the video, the guy has his arms at an angle.

>>76497851
he is on his forearms, that's how plans are performed

>>76496209 (OP)
some of these are really easy for me
some of them very difficult

>>76496889
Any of her butthole?
If so, is it cute?

>>76497671
That's a front leaning rest

>>76496209 (OP)
A lot of the world's best fighters can't do these things and would fuck up these obsessive lifter boys who can. To be a man you must be a good fighter, and carry weapons for when real defense of life is needed. She can date an obsessive pretty boy all she wants, when a savage tears him apart or holds them at gunpoint while she's raped, she will realize what a real man is supposed to be. Someone who can actually fight off and kill those savages who we're surrounded by now.

>>76497376
I didn't know this was a gay board. Landcruiser 70 is the only one worth a shit. Toyotas are only good in their first gen, then they fuck them up bad.

>>76498056
>carry weapons
And be proficient with them, you actually need to go to professional training classes. Shooting a target isn't enough. Thinking about how you'd stab an attacker isn't enough. You need to be well proficient in the weapons of our time.

>>76496616
>those standards are so low that all men who aren't infirmed can do them

If most men are overweight, it'll probably still be difficult to bench their own body weight.
I never liked the idea of 1/2/3/4 as a guide. Benching two plates doesn't seem impressive if you weigh 200lbs or more.

>>76496219
peak reddit comment

the running standards are pathetic.

>>76498056
yeah hate when each relationship i'm in ends when she gets raped at gunpoint and a savage tears me apart. very common occurrence, unfortunately

>>76496209 (OP)
That all sounds like a lot of work. Can I just carry a gun instead?

>>76496209 (OP)
>anavar masculinized face and body with fake tits
she's well on her way to looking like a REAL man, but i bet she can't do any of those lifts

>>76498366
Real whaman have tits lol :D

>>76498907
>real women have artificial tits like a tranny
Ok

>>76496889
Bolt ons? Describe the nipple, I can’t be bothered to do a search

real men have a large loving family and property, they don't spend their time injecting drugs, gymceling and counting the calories in condiments

>>76498322
Is reddit in the room with us now, faggot?

>>76498366
>>76498907
>>76499466
They are disappointing. It looks like someone blew up small balloons then attached them to her chest.

>>76496247
No anon, just keep jumping those hoops. Good things await at the end!