Thread 76496783

>anon, what do you mean you don’t have abs? But you workout so much?
How would you respond?

>>76496783 (OP)
>hey everyone, come get mad at a situation I made up in my head
nobody on this board talks to women or even knows what they are like to talk to.

Working out has nothing to do with having a 6 pack

I had a 6 pack as a sedentary NEET, and now i have a gut going to the gym 6 days a week

The difference is I only ate like 1000 calories a day as a non-lifting NEET and now I eat like 4000 calories a day as a lifter

>>76496783 (OP)
I would probably just stay quiet if a woman looked at me like that, especially one as pretty as her. I like to post about how I'm above caring about the opinions of women, but I'm not. There was a cute girl at the register when I got burritoes yesterday and I stammered and avoided eye contact like an autist. And that was with post-workout testosterone flowing through me. I would not be able to handle a woman at this point in my life.

>>76496803
I think that’s very cute anon

Is she single?

>>76496783 (OP)
Wipe her makeup off with steel wool and kerosene, then berate her for not having 36 Cs.

>>76496816
I'm not sure how to take that so have this image of a rat pointing at (You).

>>76496829
If you don’t have 20 inch biceps you can’t talk anon

>>76496854
<3

>>76496783 (OP)
Abs are for fags. I’m not gay.

>>76496873
I'm at 36 inches, scrub.

But I do have abs. Anyone on this board who doesn't is fat and needs to get off until they have abs. It's that simple

>>76496783 (OP)
I do though

>>76496783 (OP)
where are yours

Bitch you seen me eat

>>76496783 (OP)
i dont work on my abs

>>76496783 (OP)
The mistake in this scenario is talking to women. I never make that mistake

>>76496783 (OP)
off topic kys jannie

>>76496788
Not true, I got friendzoned by a woman at the gym and now I'm stuck talking to her all the time

>>76496783 (OP)
a face very good for cumming on

>>76496938
I've been getting off for a while and still no abs. When I get off particularly intensely they do tend to contract involuntarily though.

>>76496783 (OP)
I'd turn her around, ben her over and pound the living shit out of her asscheeks
She'd feel the abs working then, slut

>>76496783 (OP)
>What do you mean you don't have your virginity? But you want to be treated like a saint.

>>76496788
I'm married

>>76496783 (OP)
I have butt instead. Women love butt, especially mine. It's big and firm and squishy.

Is dancing good for you?

Furthermore are abs inherently beneficial to dancing performance?

>>76496783 (OP)
But i do have abs?!!
Wanna touch em?

>>76497402
>>76497419
i hate her face

>>76496783 (OP)

>posting Hotcheeto outside of /tv/

>>76497447
It's ok, she still loves you.

this beaner whore's career never took off after that one marvel movie
what gives