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Anonymous No.76499061 >>76499068 >>76499078 >>76499099 >>76500947 >>76500971 >>76500990 >>76501003 >>76501189 >>76501328 >>76501608 >>76501710 >>76501765 >>76501767 >>76503037 >>76504512 >>76505823 >>76505839 >>76505855 >>76506209 >>76506579 >>76507043
Asked ChatGPT to put random tattoos on my physique
Would it be a downgrade or upgrade, /fit/?
Anonymous No.76499068 >>76499083
>>76499061 (OP)
def upgrade
Anonymous No.76499078 >>76499083 >>76504685 >>76505829
>>76499061 (OP)
looks fucking hideous
Anonymous No.76499083 >>76499086
>>76499068
>>76499078
trashy tattoos will attract zoomettes like the plague
Anonymous No.76499086 >>76499093 >>76499094 >>76501745 >>76502983 >>76505872
>>76499083
why the fuck is this happening? i'm a conservative with no tattoos and religious and a 21 year old zoomette got the ick when i told her i have no tattoos
Anonymous No.76499093 >>76499105
>>76499086
Probably less about the tattoos and more about you being fucking boring.
Anonymous No.76499094 >>76499105 >>76499106 >>76503041
>>76499086
i dont like tattoos either but girls that are my favorite type aka goth girls are too much into tattoos so I might have to get some
Anonymous No.76499099 >>76501716 >>76504685
>>76499061 (OP)
You look like a GayBoy Advanced STD
Anonymous No.76499105 >>76499109
>>76499093
>about you being fucking boring.
I'm really not brah all my exes stay because of my personality. Also this girl was i don't know what type it's called but the ones who go capming and shit but will also take care of herself, she has good education aswell

>>76499094
>getting inked for some hoes
LMAO
Anonymous No.76499106
>>76499094
This. Get 'My rapsheet includes the premeditated murder of niggers' in Times New Roman on your abs to get that dark triad boost tattoos give.
Anonymous No.76499109 >>76499116
>>76499105
>getting inked for some hoes
you gotta do wat ya gotta do to get a goth gf, anon
Anonymous No.76499116 >>76499119 >>76500955
>>76499109
would you wife a goth girl? in 10 years you will regret that tattoo when you realize that hoes ain't worth it
Anonymous No.76499119
>>76499116
if shes a good girl probably but goth girls are known for being bpd arent they?
Anonymous No.76500947
>>76499061 (OP)
As long as you like it that's what matters. You'll still look like a chode to some people but others are specifically attracted to people with tats. There's literally no correct move unless you are picrel
Anonymous No.76500955 >>76506868
>>76499116
I wifed a goth and she eats ass
Anonymous No.76500971 >>76501061
>>76499061 (OP)
Those look gay AF. Just get a swastika over your heart and a reichsadler over your shoulder blades. If you get a chick whose into them, based. If you get a chick who's not, say you're a former skinhead who's had a change of heart, bitches eat that shit up.
Anonymous No.76500990 >>76504685
>>76499061 (OP)
tatoos are for peasants
Anonymous No.76501000 >>76504685
Threadly reminder that tattoos indicate downward economic mobility and the vast majority of high-agency people have exactly zero.
Anonymous No.76501003 >>76501009
>>76499061 (OP)
as long as you keep them that size, it's mostly fine, but never do large tattoos or full upper arm covers, they absolutely fuck with your definition and make you seemingly smaller
but also beware, you will drown in pussy, after I got a bunch of patchwork tattoos on my forearms I literally have random women staring at my forearms or commenting on my tattoos everywhere I go in the summer
Anonymous No.76501009 >>76501023
>>76501003
Any examples of tattoos I should get? I'm scared of doing forearm because it can fuck you over at job interviewers
Anonymous No.76501023
>>76501009
>Any examples of tattoos I should get?
nigga get whatever you like
Anonymous No.76501061 >>76501074 >>76501181
>>76500971
why tf would i get a swastike if im not even white
Anonymous No.76501074 >>76501228
>>76501061
Funi
Anonymous No.76501181 >>76501228
>>76501061
You should get a swastika ESPECIALLY if you're not white. People won't even think it's racist, they'll straight up get a kick out of it.
Anonymous No.76501184
>made chatGPT make me look like white trash
>downgrade or upgrade
Anonymous No.76501189
>>76499061 (OP)
>not veni vidi velcro
Is chatgpt german?
Anonymous No.76501228 >>76504388 >>76506167 >>76506876 >>76507102
>>76501074
>>76501181
Like this?
Anonymous No.76501328 >>76504685
>>76499061 (OP)
They are degenerate
Anonymous No.76501608 >>76504685
>>76499061 (OP)
Tattoos in general look awful. Please don't
Anonymous No.76501628
You should get a c-section scar tat to show solidarity with the sloots or whatever
Anonymous No.76501710 >>76501778 >>76502973 >>76505927 >>76506994
>>76499061 (OP)
Let me school
You
Tattoos used to be a symbol of lowered class and crime culture; such as yakuza, firefighters and sailors. In my youth I was part of a gang and did some violent shit, I often mugged tour groups in the west from the East. After my service I got the words “Devil” tattooed on my knuckles to show that I had performed bad deeds in my life. I recently had a dream that I was in the army and helping to build wells and provide first aid, so I had the words “Angle” on my other knuckles to show I was also capable of doing good things if I tried. But today people only get stupid shit like their favourite show or their body counts, good luck getting a partner when the girl sees your faded adventure time princess bubblegum full body back work or the guy sees a great big 13 and counting crosses tally mark.
Anonymous No.76501716
>>76499099
Kek
Anonymous No.76501745 >>76501758 >>76503062
>>76499086
Women are repulsed by risk averse males
Anonymous No.76501758 >>76506195
>>76501745
So basically me being obedient and well off with money and muscle gave her the ick? I don’t have a lot of experience with zoomettes
Anonymous No.76501765 >>76502462
>>76499061 (OP)
Veni Vidi Vici is the worst of the bunch
The rest are OK by tattoo standards
Anonymous No.76501767
>>76499061 (OP)
Upgrade. So much easier to get pussy with a few tattoos but don’t go overboard with it, else people will think you’re a druggy freak
Anonymous No.76501778 >>76502691
>>76501710
>so I had the words “Angle” on my other knuckles
Anonymous No.76502462
>>76501765
What would you replace veni vidi vici with? That's King of /fit/ Zyzz's tattoo
Anonymous No.76502581 >>76502918 >>76504685
Tattoos are gay and make you look like a basic bitch trend follower, but as other anons have said, there are some girls who are literally off limits to you unless you have some stupid bullshit scrawled on you. The correct answer is to get some of those quality temporary tattoos and try them out. They're expensive, but less expensive than the real thing.
Anonymous No.76502691
>>76501778
Anonymous No.76502918
>>76502581
Just use henna, it fades after a couple of weeks.
Anonymous No.76502935 >>76502938 >>76504685
tattoos are for faggots lmao
Anonymous No.76502938 >>76502956
>>76502935
it attracts pussy
Anonymous No.76502956 >>76503012
>>76502938
rotten pussy attached to some fat ugly bitch that works at a gas station maybe LOL
Anonymous No.76502973
>>76501710
Indian guys are so bad ass
Anonymous No.76502983 >>76504685
>>76499086
satanism is taking over
Anonymous No.76503012 >>76503041
>>76502956
goth zoomettes love it
Anonymous No.76503037
>>76499061 (OP)
Anonymous No.76503041 >>76504384
>>76499094
>>76503012
>goth girls are too much into tattoos
>goth zoomettes love it
NO ONE TELL HIM
Anonymous No.76503062
>>76501745
>getting tattoos
Wow, so risky
Anonymous No.76503480
Like how pics aren't identical with just added tats but right definitely looks better with slight shoop a.i. touch - u blew it bot u nade them too dissimilar
Anonymous No.76504165 >>76504685
Tattoos are gayer than two men sucking each other's cocks.

There are easier ways to tell people you have no personality.
Anonymous No.76504384
>>76503041
What's there to tell
Anonymous No.76504388
>>76501228
Based
Anonymous No.76504512
>>76499061 (OP)
looks like shit. but definite upgrade!
guess what. you're not getting those tats for me.
Anonymous No.76504685 >>76504691 >>76504751 >>76504871 >>76505988 >>76506583
>>76499078
>>76499099
>>76500990
>>76501000
>>76501328
>>76501608
>>76502581
>>76502935
>>76502983
>>76504165
You are a beta cuck male.
Every warrior tribe had tattoos and even empires had tattoos.
>omg ewwie tattoos!
KEK you are more of a bitch then the women.
Anonymous No.76504691
>>76504685
>Every warrior tribe had tattoos and even empires had tattoos.
>Posts only three
Anonymous No.76504751
>>76504685
>look the loosers of history had tattoos
lol
Anonymous No.76504871 >>76504973
>>76504685
Based, which tattoos should I get to attract zoomettes, anon?
Anonymous No.76504973
>>76504871
Anything, it just has to have meaning to you and look aesthetic.
Anonymous No.76505823 >>76506209 >>76506327
>>76499061 (OP)
That dog shit doesnt work for me i have been trying for past 3 hours and always an error or gives a misalligned dogshit tattoos how about you op try to generate them for me
Anonymous No.76505829
>>76499078
Women have no taste and like tats
Anonymous No.76505839 >>76506332
>>76499061 (OP)
If they were good tattoos, an upgrade.
But as they're cliche, shit designs and generally as cookie cutter as they come. It looks crap and like you're trying to hard.
Anonymous No.76505855 >>76506332
>>76499061 (OP)
>tribal in 2025
bruh, 2005 called
Anonymous No.76505861 >>76505996 >>76505998 >>76506797 >>76507218
I am absolutely repulsed by tattoos, but this painter/pianist on instagram who is entirely covered in full black tats from neck to toe gets me diamonds all the time.
For an insta arthoe she doesnt even have OF so you cant see how far the tats go.
Anonymous No.76505872
>>76499086
no tattoo + religion = boring.
(not my mindset, hers)
Anonymous No.76505927
>>76501710
Appendix:
Tattoos originated to borrow the spirits energy into the flesh. (eg. the famous deer from the ice age) Also a ritual where people confronted pain. (Polinesian and Hawaiian traditions till today) It had nothing with crime culture but illiteratism. A sailor's body told his entire career (swallow - sailed 5000 miles, Anchor - have been hired for long time, etc). Because a lot of criminals were illiterate too it started to spread there too. Mostly in prison, where it shown status.(still tradition in slavic countries, as you can see in movie Eastern Promises). Firefighters used to be retired sailors first, obvious that they kept their traditions. Even tattoo as fashion is older than you thought. Empress Elisabeth (Sissi) had an anchor too.
However what you wrote about nowadays trends I have to agree. I know more than one tattoo artist from decades ago, and all of them told me that if you want a tattoo write it down and if you still keep the idea after 3 years do it. Not sooner.
Anonymous No.76505988 >>76506008
>>76504685
You're not a warrior, anon. If you think tattoos signify anything of the sort today you're a retard.
Anonymous No.76505996 >>76506339 >>76506821
>>76505861
She looks like she smells awful
Anonymous No.76505998
>>76505861
the little tasteless scribbles are garbage

the full blown mental illness tattoos are actually fucking hot, especially if they have tons of piercings and a split tongue
Anonymous No.76506008 >>76506013
>>76505988
this guy gets more pussy than the average /fit/cel because of tattoos.
Anonymous No.76506013 >>76506019
>>76506008
that's an ftm, and she detransed a couple of years ago
Anonymous No.76506019
>>76506013
link details i am intrigued
Anonymous No.76506158
If you want to be a little poser lapdog go ahead get tats pfftfhahaha but I will be laughing oh yes I will be laughing
Anonymous No.76506167
>>76501228
swastika should go on the arm like it's an arm band, put a black sun where the swastika was. it's like you're not even trying to be a nazi.
Anonymous No.76506195
>>76501758
you are clearly autistic and this explains it
t. no tattoos slayer
Anonymous No.76506209
>>76505823
>>76499061 (OP)
> paying 20 dollars a month to get what you yourself can do in paint.net for free
GRIM
Anonymous No.76506327
>>76505823
Chat GPT can smell your loose skin hiding
Anonymous No.76506332
>>76505839
What do good tattoos look like?
>>76505855
It's kinda dark tribal goth tattoos which a lot of people get nowadays with gym culture
Anonymous No.76506339
>>76505996
Nah chicks like that usually smells like incense or dried flowers. You're mixing them up with unwashed sweaty hippies.
Arthoes are surprisingly clean since they need to vonstantly wash the paints off.

T. A man of exotic tastes
Anonymous No.76506579 >>76506589 >>76506808
>>76499061 (OP)
that is so cringe. Saying this as a woman.
Anonymous No.76506583
>>76504685
>KEK you are more of a bitch then the women.

nigger OP has anime tattoos and meme tattoos. Nothing alpha about them and your coping to act like an alpha is cringe
Anonymous No.76506589 >>76506845
>>76506579
Which tattoos should I get to attract women?
Anonymous No.76506797 >>76506821
>>76505861
you could at least tell us the name
Anonymous No.76506808
>>76506579
post body
Anonymous No.76506821 >>76506842
>>76505996
Idgaf how she smells or how tatted up she is bro, with a body like pic I would bust a nut immediately.
>tfw no tradwife wood elf gf

>>76506797
Jak_nola on insta
Anonymous No.76506842 >>76506903
>>76506821
thank you I'm gonna jerk off to her now
Anonymous No.76506845
>>76506589
none it is overplayed and looks like not like every other girl meme
Anonymous No.76506868 >>76506884
>>76500955
sorry to break it to ya. shes fucking other dudes
Anonymous No.76506876
>>76501228
actually based
Anonymous No.76506884 >>76506902
>>76506868
How would you know, she's a trad goth
Anonymous No.76506902
>>76506884
you just know
Anonymous No.76506903
>>76506842
Gl, her posts arent slutty enough to be fap worthy. She is pretty though in a wild elf kinda way like anon said
Anonymous No.76506969 >>76507002
I like the idea of tattoos in a warrior culture or to honor ancestors. But as is pretty obvious today tattoos are popular among complete losers and people with no personality. They’re just individuals who you don’t want to be associated with, and not in a criminal/underclass sort of way but because you don’t want to be cancelled by Bug for saying the weather is nice out because it triggered xer cptsd or something.
Anonymous No.76506994
>>76501710
>"Angle" to show I was capable of trigonometry
Anonymous No.76507002 >>76507031
>>76506969
What if I don't care about all that crap and just wanna get some ink to attract goth girls? There's plenty of tattooed up dudes that are married to good girls
Anonymous No.76507031 >>76507056
>>76507002
I would say at this point a goth girl could probably smell you from a mile away. They all know how hot and desirable they are right now. I can just imagine some guy with a corny pickup line showing her his fresh arm tat he got to impress her is an occurrence that happens twice daily for them.
You’re better off being you. A girl doesn’t want a cheap copy , they want a unique and impressive individual.
Anonymous No.76507040
Downgrade but women are retarded so you should Vinnie Hacker maxxx
Anonymous No.76507043
>>76499061 (OP)
looks like the kind of tattoo opinions you are given in a corruption hentai game to show how much of a slut the PC has become, if that’s your thing go ahead.
Anonymous No.76507056
>>76507031
The key to picking up all girls besides meeting the basic thresholds of looks, money, status, charisma, etc. is to be unique and exciting. What women want most of all is to be with a man who is interesting (to them). That’s why they love guys who beat them, drug dealers, bartenders who cheat and funny guys like Pete Davidson, scumbags of all kind. They love the fringe guys because they’re socially interesting to them. The nice thing about goth girls is usually (but not always) they run in circles full of these guys. So if you can manage to show a little edge while also showing you correspond to a more classy and refined tier of society they get interested. My last girlfriend was a typical goth girl that I met while she was working at a bar where their whole angle was that all the bartenders were girls like her. I’m an artist so I had just showed up from an event wearing a blazer, button down, dress trousers, and penny loafers. But I chatted her up as if she was the type of girl I always talk to. I also teased her and gave her the cold shoulder once or twice, like she wasn’t important. I guess that made an impression on her, we exchanged socials, texted for a few days, and then went on a date. To this day I’m convinced I was just different than the other guys clamoring for her attention and she said as much to me. The key is to be unique, interesting, exciting. That’s what women want the most. That’s why they like the bad boys in the first place.
Anonymous No.76507058
I actually went and bought some fake tats from Amazon just to give it a try. I immediately transform into trailer trash with them. Which is kind of fun i will try going out with them and see if it helps me fuck
Anonymous No.76507102 >>76508089 >>76508193
>>76501228
fixed
Anonymous No.76507218
I only like tattoos if they go full blackout or almost completely covered like >>76505861
either fully commit or fuck off
Anonymous No.76508089
>>76507102
Kek
Anonymous No.76508193
>>76507102
kek