Thread 76500087

>martial art for Self defence thread
self defense? self defence against who?
go to the supermarket and walk around these are your competition- just lift more and jog, you'd have to be dyel and or victim weight to see these unfit dudes like you could be threatened

yep. You could watch a youtube video that teaches you how to throw a punch and practice for like an hour and wallah you are whooping the shit out of like 95% of the population if you lift and know how to throw a punch.

>>76500087 (OP)
I train martial arts for the social and cardio benefits and also to stick my face in sweaty mens crotches

>>76500087 (OP)
Lol, lmao.

Self-defense martial art hate is spread by darkies and jews who want white men to stay docile and weak

>>76500261
This is correct. Train and lift bros.

>martial art for Self defence
Buy a fucking weapon retard
Any metallic object in your hand mogs every martial art.
Pepper spray mogs every martial art.
Gun mogs every martial art.
Brass knuckle mogs every martial art.
Handful of coins hurled at your attacker mogs every martial art.
Martial art is for retards.

Spoken like a true /fit/izen OP. But just in case:

>Boxing for quick finish
>Wrassling for drawn out encounters since most long fights end up on the ground
>Ching Ching Pao for when your opponent has more reach than you

>>76500505
>Any metallic object in your hand mogs every AHCK

>>76500505
>I am sure to win because i have an object in my haACK

>>76500087 (OP)
i lift to beat my hyberborean schizo alter ego.

>>76500505
>Guns mog everACK

>>76500505
>Your puny fists have nothing against my kni-AHCK

>>76500696
>>76500662
>>76500648
>>76500642
Wow this guy >>76500505 really got BTFO

>>76500662

needs more kicks to the head, that guy should have been left in a vegetative state

>>76500752
Yep, pull a weapon capable of killing me? Leaving you disfigured/disabled/a vegetable is the least that gonna happen.

>>76500505
Even if you had a weapon why shouldn't you train in martial arts like escrima? It helps you get an edge against another armed adversary.

>>76500662
Guy was using a wooden gun btw. That's why he starts swinging at him with it

>>76500752
Personally, I'd have kneecapped both legs with his own gun.

Against my own inner self.

Boxing or wrestling?

>>76500087 (OP)
Supermarkets are full of old women and if I take off my shirt to flex the store employees get security to escort me out.

People who actually know how to fight know that it's a last resort and any given encounter is often a pyrrhic victory at best
So unless you plan on going out and instigating fights - in which you deserve to be shot anyway for nigger behavior - you don't need any of that to defend yourself from the drunks and fats who are most likely to start shit with you
Therefore, just lift and be strong

>>76500696
Terrible kicking form. Definitely not a trained kickboxer.

>>76501938
He's wearing tight pants. There's a reason Andrew Tate said he wouldn't kick in a street fight, and Andrew Tate was a champion kickboxer.

>>76500087 (OP)
The only reason somebody would need to learn self-defense is if they had a bad personality or didn't take their education seriously. It's entirely your fault if you have to pick up this sort of training.

>>76502192
Terrible excuse. There's a reason I said if your pants don't rip during a street fight you're not kicking hard enough, and I am a champion shitposter.

>>76500087 (OP)
Do you want to get beaten by fat black woman and be posted on the internet?

>>76501927
>People who actually know how to fight know that it's a last resort and any given encounter is often a pyrrhic victory at best
People that actually train don't go looking for fights but if someone starts shit they will immediately use everything they know
Everyone that knows how to fight thinks "go ahead, fucking try me"

>>76503273
that was clean asf i cant lie

>>76500087 (OP)
>go to the supermarket and walk around these are your competition
They aren't. People who are the type that will try to harm you likely have a history of it and are practiced in it and have done it with enough success that they've kept doing it. You're not his first but he's probably yours and he's probably not going to make his intentions obvious until he thinks he has the upper hand. Being buff is a deterrent to that but not much of a defense if it actually happens.
That's why gun. Unless you want aids, hep-c, or whatever else this crusty urchin has.

>>76500087 (OP)
I train martial arts to be able to hurt people

>>76504865
based

>>76504865
Based