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Anonymous No.76501013 >>76501045 >>76501048 >>76501054 >>76501058 >>76502162 >>76502175 >>76502235 >>76502253 >>76502580 >>76503099 >>76503114
/fit/ clubbing general
How do you prep for club night.
No fap is a must.
Eating less to look leaner.
Hip lunges.
Anonymous No.76501024
closing /fit/ and heading /out/side
Anonymous No.76501045
>>76501013 (OP)
I only ever go to clubs on a whim, so there's no way for me to prep.
Anonymous No.76501048 >>76502273
>>76501013 (OP)
That is a gay bar
mixedchad No.76501054
>>76501013 (OP)
i like to go to the gym before and take a good preworkout with nootropics and DMAA
go clubbing while the preworkout is still in my system
plus my body is warmed up
but i got fat in prison and im still on home detention so i hate my life
Anonymous No.76501058
>>76501013 (OP)
I take at least 3 viagras so the club sluts can see how bricked up I am. skanks love a bricked up homie
Anonymous No.76501894 >>76502080
Should I go for the samoan voodo fit with the aggressive lollipop suckling? Do chicks dig that?
Anonymous No.76501897 >>76502080 >>76502220 >>76502577
Or is the hyperborean cleric fit the way to go? Also does anyone know how many days of nofap do u need to get the prismatic glowing eyes?
Anonymous No.76502066
I think most people here don't realize that this is supposed to be an Asian masculinity thread but it's not even very obvious until it's mentioned.
Anonymous No.76502080
>>76501894
>>76501897
Kek
I think you need to gather and intake (not ingest) lots of charged sapphire and diamond dust for the eyes
Anonymous No.76502162 >>76502273
>>76501013 (OP)
By sucking your friends dick. Can't get any gayer than that.
Anonymous No.76502175 >>76502273
>>76501013 (OP)
faggots
Anonymous No.76502220
>>76501897
Day 90 nofap minimum for Dr. Manhattan eye glow rizz aura
Anonymous No.76502235
>>76501013 (OP)
>How do you prep for club night.
i show up and take half a molly and my 130lbs ass stops giving a fuck
Anonymous No.76502253 >>76502273
>>76501013 (OP)
no hetero
Anonymous No.76502273 >>76502556
>>76501048
>>76502162
>>76502175
>>76502253

How did that thought enter your mind? Do you feel sexual arousal when looking at men?
Anonymous No.76502556
>>76502273
Yea...
Anonymous No.76502577
>>76501897
MDMA will give you the hyperborean stare
Anonymous No.76502580
>>76501013 (OP)
dont forget your aids medication
Anonymous No.76502593
Just make sure you feel good physically and mentally. I like to eat something like chinese takeout, good basis to handle the drinks and gives you nice vascularity. Other than that, just practice good hygiene and dress in something flattering that makes you feel attractive. Maybe have some drinks with friends even before you go out, do a bump, get in the right mood.
Anonymous No.76502992
Fuck do I miss the pre-pump crowd. They come in for 30 minutes, I have a good laugh, the gym is mine for the rest of the night.
Anonymous No.76503099
>>76501013 (OP)
all those brown manletts roiding for the gay club
Anonymous No.76503114
>>76501013 (OP)
>Eat a light dinner
>Drink some good scotch
>Fucking kill myself
Clubs are shit.