Thread 76505596

Imagine paying thousands just to have a few pebbles removed when you can unload them all with just fruits, epson salt, and olive oil. Not to mention organ hungry occultists eager for your gallbladder. You should totally do the liver flush:
https://archive.org/details/andreas-moritz-the-amazing-liver-cleanse
>tltr
https://healthrevolutionsolution.com/pages/7-day-liver-cleanse

this is where being an anti-science trumptard schizo leads you

>>76505983
This is what being obsessed with politics and constantly thinking about a political party that you're not a part of does to you.

>>76506215
Sorry, didn't read your stupid meme.

>>76505596 (OP)
Geologists wish their organs looked like this.

>>76506288
>all images are memes
I hate zoomers so much.

>>76506345
Yeah, you're right. The cartoon image of a Trump supporter arguing with a purple-haired liberal being overseen by a Jew definitely isn't a memetic image or idea

>>76506349
What's the name of the meme?

>>76506352
Wow, a pivot combined with a strawman, combined with a goalpost shift. Possibly the biggest cope I've actually ever seen on this website.

>>76506360
You don't know what a meme is.

>>76506368
Thanks.

Just in case you, the reader, were wondering about this; this is all bullshit made up by scammers who thrive on your ignorance of human physiology.

>>76506635
>scammers
>profit off raw ingredients found everywhere

>>76505596 (OP)
What the hell am I looking at? Is this from the covid vax?

>>76507223
Some people scam you without profit in mind, just to have a cult like following and/or malicious intent

>>76507248
Gullible retards drink large quantities of olive oil. Retards then shit marbles of coagulated olive oil thinking they're cleansing their livers.

Thought it was a khachapuri

>>76505596 (OP)
>detoxing the detoxer
redundant. fix your diet, cut down on alcohol, that's it.

>>76505596 (OP)
Imagine using fruits or surgery when you can just stick your finger up there and do it manually
Feels better than popping pimples

>>76507284
Why would olive oil coagulate at body temperature when it's liquid at room temperature?

>>76507284
coagulated olive oil stones do not smell like death

>>76505596 (OP)
Its sad to see someone go down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole. Happened to someone I know and he literally couldn't tell reality from his fantasy. His girl was cheating on him every week but he created a fantasy in his mind where he believed it was impossible for anyone to cheat on him; I really dont remember his reasoning for this cause it was so crazy.
After 6 years of this he finally sort of woke up but blamed everyone else for allowing her to cheat. I tried my hardest to get him out of all the crazy shit he believed in but its literally impossible.

>>76507300
>fix your diet
Stones are the byproduct of the liver's detoxing process. Not just food because mercury dental fillings will give plenty of stones.

>>76507348
somewhere an asylum awaits you.

>>76507307
It's saponified olive oil and citrus juice. When the retards' bile mixes with the concoction in the intestines, it forms soap-like marbles.
>>76507325
Lol, those olive oil "stones" reek like rancid ass, not death. It can't be fully digested so it ferments in the gut.

>>76507273
there is always some sort of payoff (not necessarily financial)

>>76507450
>those olive oil "stones" reek like rancid ass, not death
It doesn't even smell like poop. Literately smells of bio-hazard decaying flesh because of the toxins, bacteria, and dead parasites in the stones.

>>76507464
Bro those scam turds reek like rancid ass juice from gut bacteria going ham, not from liver toxins. Total quack bullshit to fleece healthfags. These oilshit balls have been analyzed btw.
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(05)66373-8/fulltext
>Experimentation revealed that mixing equal volumes of oleic acid (the major component of olive oil) and lemon juice produced several semi solid white balls after the addition of a small volume of a potassium hydroxide solution.
>We conclude, therefore, that these green “stones” resulted from the action of gastric lipases on the simple and mixed triacylglycerols that make up olive oil, yielding long chain carboxylic acids (mainly oleic acid). This process was followed by saponification into large insoluble micelles of potassium carboxylates (lemon juice contains a high concentration of potassium) or “soap stones”.
>We have shown that these flushing regimes for expelling gallstones are a myth

>>76507684
As you do multiple cleanses you will notice less stones coming out. Eventually no more will come out which indicates a successfully emptied liver. That is not possible with the soap theory.

>>76507752
The reason less of the rancid oil balls are shat is because you are depleting your bile stores trying to deal with all the oil. On top of that, the last two days of the "cleanse" instructs you to consume massive amounts of salt.
>It is probably a good idea to stick close to home or near a bathroom on this last day. Continue to eat as light as possible but stay hydrated.
kek that's because the salt is acting as a laxative. The oil balls can't form anymore because you're shitting your guts out.

>>76507809
>because you are depleting your bile stores
Its takes hours for the gallbladder to refill with bile. Flushes are done once a month until no more stones come out. You cannot do another flush without bile because it's needed to push the stones out.

>>76507752
Yes, and as you eat more beans over time, you'll get less gassy. It's called adaptation. Stop believing nonsense.

>>76505596 (OP)
>organ hungry occultists eager for your gallbladder
got damn

>>76505983
Youre jewish

>>76508074
Pushing out stones is a mechanical process, not a biological adaptation.

>>76505596 (OP)
The liver doesn't get stones in it, retarded no-brain.

>>76505596 (OP)
>cleanse
>detox
is the final form of the "alternative health" schizos just suburban white women? are they gonna go to juice bars next? start doing pilates?

>>76507362
Reagan closed all of them so no there's not.

>>76508229
Good thing that you're not pushing out stones as we've already discussed.

>>76508451
>what is a biliary tree?

Oh sweet some retard fell into a schizo nutrition rabbit hole
Have fun drinking bleach faggot

>>76511692
Something that's not the liver itself.

>>76511734
>located inside the liver
>but not the liver

>>76505596 (OP)
you don't seek gallstones. gallstones seek you.

>>76506321
I'm a minerologist and I wish I was a quartz that lived in a massive underground geode

>>76512766
trying to min-maxerologize?

>>76512052
>I put water in a jar, therefore water is the jar.

>>76513253
the liver produces bile

>>76513303
Nobody said otherwise

>>76505983
YWNBAW

>>76509126
How did Reagan close all the state-run mental hospitals? He just like told each state close all their nut houses and they did?
Is that how what you think the president can do?

>>76505596 (OP)
bruh just take ahcc and lemon juice the fuck are you talking about liver cleanse dumbass.

>>76513531
What

>>76513519
Governor Reagan closed them.

>>76505596 (OP)
>Feels so amazing shitting rocks out
How about you come out of the closet and buy a gallon of lube and some anal beads instead of this schizo bullshit. Faggot.