Thread 76508596

This is disgusting and reddit.
t. hot oatmeal enjoyer

>>76508596 (OP)
Calling it 'overnight oats' is retarded.
You don't call microwaved oats '2 minute 12 seconds on high oats with milk and peanut butter'

>>76508616
Overnight is just the name for the type of preparation, it’s not used as a unit of time you colossal retard.
>>76508596 (OP)
I agree. Cold oats are gross.

>>76508722
>not used as a unit of time
so I can make 'overnight' oats and eat them immediately? there is not time factor whatsoever with 'overnight' oats?

>>76508725
Yea. You can leave “overnight” oats in the fridge for 30 minutes and eat it. Wont be good, but you can.

Get oats, pour water over them, eat in the morning. Takes literally 30seconds to make and then less than 5 min to eat. If your brains are too cooked to need dopamine from food every time then you are far beyond saving. Pathetic.

>>76508596 (OP)
>OP is correct and not a faggot
Not sure what to do with this information.

>>76508596 (OP)
it is
they could at least cook it before putting it in the refrigerator

>>76508734
>30minutes
so there is a time factor involved

>>76508596 (OP)
I do instant oats, pour coffee out the pot on them, scoop of protein, handful of blueberries and a spoonful of cinnamon and honey. It's super good.

>>76508596 (OP)
>This is disgusting and reddit.
Yeah all the nonsense in it is.
True overnight masterrace is
>oats
>milk
>psyllium husk
protein powdrer of choice
>coconut water
>frozen fruit
throw in a jar, eat the next day
perfection

What's the point of oats? What are they good for? Isn't it just grainslop?

>>76508616
>he doesn't like loaded overnight mason jar no-bake one pot no-knead cast iron oats
we get it, you're not a foodie

>>76509351
carbs

>>76508596 (OP)
All you need with oats is water, sugar, salt, and heat.

>>76508798
Yeah, overnight.

>>76508596 (OP)
bing bang boom
quakers oats packet 29g
balls QUAKING
pour milk
ONIONS
almond
into the bag 180ml
shake shake shake into the micro
bing bang boom ding DONE 2 minutes
scoop of my pro-teen
stir bada bing bone appple teeth

>>76509333
Still way too much. Oats+milk+prunes is more than enough.

>>76508596 (OP)
But it's hot slop that's the disgusting one thougheverbeit
t. hated all porridge until I tried overCHAD oats

You retards do know you can microwave overnight oats right.
You don't have to have them cold.

>>76508596 (OP)
Porridge is fucking disgusting
t. muesli enjoyer

>>76508722
>>76508734
>>76508798
>>76510219
Lmao

I used to eat oats daily for years and now cant stand them, just do rice potatoes and fruit as your carbs

>>76508596 (OP)
maybe i'm weird but i just eat oats like cereals
put them in a bowl with cold milk and it eat
no cooking, no overnight

>>76508596 (OP)
>reddit
lmao imagine being this obsessed with reddit. Overnight oats suck tho, the texture gets fucked up. I just microwave my oats in water the morning (use microwave at half power they boil over in your microwave or use a much bigger bowl).

>>76509351
>filling
>cheap
>fiber
>iron
>protein
>complex carbs
>help you take incredible shits
Go with rolled oats if you want to make them quickly or steel-cut if you want to spend 20+ minutes making oatmeal. Instant oats don't have great texture and can cause pants shitting.

>>76509333
Protein powder turns my ass into a fumarole. Any “natural” protein sources I could use? I know there’s Greek yogurt but I already eat a ton of that,

>>76510483
Not enough protein, you're just eating carbs with your recipe. That would be ideal if you're going to do it before a cardio, but not really so as a breakfast.

>>76511239
A few raw eggs mixed in would be less protein overall but would at least be something. if you whip it up and pour it over the oats, maybe add a little flavor, it would probably congeal a bit overnight and make it not so bad to eat.

>>76510532
>You know you can just put a bowl of ice cream in the oven, right?

>1/2 cup of oats
>1 tablespoon of chia seeds
>3 tablespoons of greek yogurt
>1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract
>1 tablespoon of coconut flakes
>fill milk to 10oz line on jar
my secret recipe

>>76508596 (OP)
>Wake up first thing in the morning, get my tiny cast iron that I eat from every day for the past few years
>work from home, big apartment, sun rays hitting my small kitchen through large windows
>heat up LARGE STEEL CUT OATS on medium heat for 5 minutes, not minute oats, because I have patrician tastes
>haven't eaten slop from a "breakfast" cereal box in over 10 years (okay raisin bran is good too tho)
>oh, can't forget to heat up some orange pekoe tea on the kettle
>Out of frozen berries, rats.
>Instead of my usual frozen berries and semi-sweet chocolate + coconut oatmeal I switch it up
>today it will be ripe banana, honey, and a bit of brown sugar plus cinnamon
>cut up the banana with my honed sharp kitchen knife that I use to cut fresh fruits and veggies every day
>add them in the hot oatmeal
>pour myself some hot tea, in a double insulated cup so that I get a nice luke warm feeling as I grasp the cup and not burned.

It's the little things. Rushing in the morning is for plebs

I eat it almost every morning for breakfast.

Either that or I'll make a strawberry smoothie.