Thread 76508974

How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>76508974 (OP)
>listening to a woman about anything
Kek

>How do you respond
I don't

She looks old. I don't care about the opinions of millennial women.

As a millennial man, I exclusively fuck zoomer girls.

those tats are clearly compensating for the fact that he gt beat up at school lol

>>76508974 (OP)
people on social media will say anything for attention

>have a dad bod
>but dont be fat
>have nice arms
>but dont wear tank tops
>eat healthy
>but dont have abs
>be confident
>but dont be conceited
>be highly attractive
>but dont be too pretty
>have and interesting life
>but dont talk about yourself too much
>go to therapy
>but dont have mental problems


but we can all agree that video games are for losers

>>76508974 (OP)
Why would I respond to an idiot?

>>76508978
Fpbp

>>76509010
this

/thread

hey if thats how you feel who am i to invalidate that? i like how i look with abs but not everyone will and thats fine. anyways hows those epstein files amirite

>>76508974 (OP)
Its a cope

>>76508974 (OP)
So glad there was a guy in the bottom left corner of the screen showing me how to react to this information

>>76508974 (OP)
She probably says the same thing about diets and lifting blah blah blah but she's not getting the dad bod stipper for her Bachelorette party. She likes it but in typical clout chasing fashion she has to say she doesn't. She would take enough shots kill a horse off those abs if liquor was free

>>76508974 (OP)
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
Why would I be mad? Muscle fetishes are a gay thing (as seen on /fit/), not necessarily a woman thing. I prefer having abs, but I doN#t lose sleep over women not caring about them or even hating them. I met many chicks of all camps in my life.

>>76509010
I mean if you're happy being a creepy unc then go for it.

>>76508974 (OP)
Its almost like everyone over 30 is gross and out of shape and being fit is “trying to hard.”

>>76508978
this lmao
as a rule the opinions of women are unreliable

>>76509558
You're happy being a zoomerfaggot niggerfaggot

>>76509573
True. Better listen to the bitter incels who literally never go outside.

>>76509580
Most bitter incels became that way precisely because they listened to the opinions of women.

>>76509580
Is one really preferable to the other?
I hear so much "yaaas kween slaay" and incel rubbish in any given day in real life outside the internet it has turned me into a misanthrope. Hearing some boomer talk to me about the fucking weather is refreshing in this social climate.

>>76509580
Yes, I'm sure people who know women are unreliable don't ever go outside you dumb fuckin reddit retard.

>>76509580
i dont hate women or think they're stupid

they just make a lot of shit up

>>76509580
>layering strawmen on top of strawmen
Bold move

>>76508974 (OP)
I dont need to respond. I can see how unhealthy she is just from her skin and eyes, not to mention the overly jiggly carcass under the extra baggy shirt, living like that while being in denial is a mental hell that will punish her thoroughly.

>>76509558
Thanks for the blessing nephew

>>76508974 (OP)
Im ESL, but shouldn't it be "having abs IS an ick"?
>>76509010
zoomers are already boosted dude, you need to go for genA
when i see my 2007 cousin's friends, it's unreal how collagen rules life

It's very easy for me to maintain my abs, so why wouldn't I ? She doesn't even make a real argument.

>>76510089
It's technically "are" because the noun(abs) is plural. However, I don't know any native speaker outside of english teachers and grammar nazis that wouldn't just say "is".

>>76510089
>Im ESL, but shouldn't it be "having abs IS an ick"?
Yes
>It's technically "are" because the noun(abs) is plural.
No. “Abs are an ick” or “having abs is an ick”. “Having abs” is not plural

It's a cope, but still right that low bf% is bad and a normal routine won't make you shredded.
Probably just agree like the dudes there instead of trying to address any of the bullshit.
No point in it.

>>76508974 (OP)
She's right. Bodybuilders are pathetic and deeply insecure

>>76510144
You can have a sixpack at 12-15% bf which is perfectly healthy

>>76510149
>She's right. Bodybuilders are pathetic and deeply insecure
...
>Pathetic
No
>Deeply insecure
Yes

>>76508974 (OP)
You anons are all mad. I'm not. The correct calm and unangered response is
>I have abs because I'm strong af. It's not even that hard I just lift weights in my garage after work.

>>76508974 (OP)
It's less effort than putting makeup every day, and it doesn't get ruined in the rain.

>>76508974 (OP)
>>22 pounds of make up
>>yapping
>>gamma bois
into the trash they go

I wouldn't respond. Why would you.

>>76508974 (OP)
What's up with those hood nigger hand movements?

>>76509010
Amen

>>76508974 (OP)
Same energy as pic rel.

>>76508978
Women voted themselves into the workforce. Ofc they need saving from themselves

She’s right. The only men in their 30s who have shredded washboard abs are the ones who obsess over their fitness and nutrition, which is fucking gay and annoying.

>>76510158
I think she has in mind like very low body fat guys. To have visible six pack abs at 15% you’ve got to have a highly developed musculature which frankly is unappealing to women or you’re actually below 10% probably well below. Either way you give the impression of an obsessed gay autistic, either with musculature or leanness. Both are gay and annoying and demand a degree of vanity that most people just find repulsive.

>>76510089
listen to this guy>>76510125

he's right, unlike this denizen of the equator>>76510102, who is, instead, wrong.

>"having abs are an ick" is technically correct guys
embarassing

>>76509580
They got riled up with this one.

>>76509531
Lol

>>76510632
Kek

>>76508974 (OP)
>How do you respond
your ugly

>>76508974 (OP)
I'm fat so not my problem

She is literally correct. Having bodyfat that low and not being an athelete is pretty cringe and gay. You need to focus your time and attention on other shit

>>76511212
Like what?

>>76510749
retard

>>76511212
It takes like 20 minutes a week to do situps bro if you even want to do them most guys have decent abs just doing compounds. it is not a significant time investment lol

>>76511232
like some higher purpose than simple vanity. It could be anything. The point is the 80/20 rule. Once you meet some threshold there are greener pastures with a higher ROI on your efferot.

>>76511300
She isn't talking about skelly modes who only have to do some crunches for abs. For normal high testosterone men having abs requires extreme focus on their bodyfat levels year round

I'm glad I have abs so fat goblinas are warded off

>>76511315
people with high test have lower body fat naturally porky

>>76511315
>extreme focus
you get lean once then it takes care of itself lil pup it's actually really easy

>>76511315
What in the fuck are you talking about? Learn how to get a point across instead of densely packing in as many buzzwords as possible while being void of substance.

>>76511320
maybe technically on a blood test. But in real life the high test man is a mesomorph who easily builds muscle and would struggle to get under 10 percent bodyfat. Ectoids tend to have a lack of androgen rectors or lack of sensitivity in these receptors or something. Nobody looks at 130 pound skelly mode and thinks "high test"

>>76511329
full retarded. Maintaining sub 10% bodyfat is a hell of a lot harder than cutting down there for a little bit

>>76511334
Nobody looks at a lean guy with abs and thinks they're skelly mode

>>76511339
dead wrong, dude. it's extremely simple to just cruise at 8% you hardly have to give your diet any thought once you're in maintenance mode

>>76511339
>Maintaining sub 10% bodyfat is a hell of a lot harder than cutting down there for a little bit
Maybe for a low test chump like yourself.

>>76511315
>>76510144
>>76510754
>>76511212
What is this cope of abs being too hard to maintain? I'm turning 28 and this is 2 years natty lifting and I can maintain this bf which is like 14-15% all year pretty easily and I don't even count calories lol. Just make sure you train ur abs a few times a week.

>>76511340
The lean guy with abs looks like a DYEL with his shirt on. He is fully retarded for min maxing his life around the 3 times per year he is shirtless in public

>>76511343
full retard. It might be easy for the runt of the litter ectomorph but for most normal men (who the woman in the gif is referring to) its pretty much not possible to cruise at 8% without drugs or a tyrannically strict diet.

>>76510632
I watch Oxford debates and I depth interviews while I lift.
Guaranteed I've learned more while building muscle than this faggot does in his day of reading tweets.

>>76511349
that's what I'm saying it's dead fucking easy once you're just maintaining. the guys acting like its hard have literally never done it and are probably fatties who unironically don't lift

>>76511359
bro you have to shut up it's painfully obvious you have no experience about anything you're talking about. it's mad fucking easy to maintain permanent abs

>>76511351
My point was there are people who are naturally lean, and they're high test
They dont need to min max anything
They just are like that

>>76511351
>the lean guy with abs looks like a DYEL with his shirt on
even pro bodybuilders barely look like they lift in a shirt unless they are open category mass monsters, just wear smaller shirts and you will look like you lift lol

>>76511370
Its painfully obvious that you are the runt of the litter ectomorph I was referring to. Stop projecting

>>76511212
>>76511315
>>76511334
>>76511339

Kek wtf is this fatty cope? Post body immediately so that we can all laugh.

>>76511374
bro nobody uses that outdated ecto/meso shit anymore it's not 1970

>>76511375
This is like 6 months old too. I would mog each and every last one of you little skelly mode ectomorphic pipsqueaks

>>76511370
this is just lazy ass cope, im >>76511349
this is how I looked 2 years ago, put in the work mfer, cardio and lifting 6x a week with a somewhat good diet without eating goyslop aint hard

>>76511382
You don't mog anyone.

>>76511382
not attractive

>>76511383
>put in work mfer

I thought you were saying its completely effortless to have abs year round lmao. Which one is it? fag

>>76511383
meant to quote >>76511372

>>76511392
everyone's been saying once you get them and once you get lean, it's easy to maintain and takes zero effort, yes

>>76511392
it is effortless you just go to the gym 1hr a day and dont stuff ur face with fast food and soda all day, its like brushing ur teeth or taking a shower, becomes 2nd nature

>>76511391
With shirts on I look way better than >>76511349

Thats my whole point. Your obsession with abs is homosexual and a huge waste of time.

>>76511403
you look like a chubby father bro you don't have any shape you're a blob

>>76511403
you could look the same with abs, ur not going to magically lose all ur muscle by losing 5% bf

>>76511412
You have dismorphia. Its that meme image all over again. Women will prefer my build to the ab ferret

>>76511382
Fat, undefined, undesirable body

I show my potbelly

>>76511403
doubt
With shirt on you won't look much bigger and with shirt on everyone will just care about your face and your face is fat and lean faces look the best

>>76511421
lol its hilarious how you retards don't get it. I look better than all of you little ab fags when it counts with shirts on. Women would pick me every time

GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD. THE LEFT BEATST THE RIGHT EVERY FUCKING TIME. THAT GOES DOUBLE WHEN YOU PUT SHIRTS ON THEM

>>76511436
Bro i'm 37 with a decent 4pack. I am not claiming to be some 4% fat fitness model. You however are gross and for some reason have a very high opinion of your chubby body

>>76511212
Not eating doesn't take time, fatty.

>>76511465
Yes it does. You just don't understand because you are a brainlet. I will not be elaborating wither

>>76508974 (OP)
Men with abs under twenty and over thirty are acceptable?

>>76508974 (OP)
Interesting as I'd imagine guys with abs are trying some way to show them off and make money. Why else would they show them off?

>>76508974 (OP)
I do it because I wanna be Batman

god this board is entirely zoomers and gen alphas who I haven't come up with a slur for yet isn't it?

>>76509038
I have played videogames my entire life and confirm the only good ones are rail shooters, puzzle games and tetris

>>76513113
filtered

>>76513113
Yes.
I was hoping the Switch would get ports of light-gun games like the Wii did.

>>76508974 (OP)
Can I get the original with audio. Filthy whore.

>>76510102
The subject is the singular man. A man having absolutely is an ick. The abs aren't the ones performing the verb.

>>76508974 (OP)
i don't
if there is one thing that causes major emotional damage on foids, it is ignoring them when they are actively trying to get you to humour their bullshit

>>76508974 (OP)
What the hell is that skull shape

>>76508974 (OP)
>post ragebait podcast without any actual question, comment, or point of discussion
>100 replies
Can’t even blame you OP, you were always a fag, you can’t help it. /fit/ needs to do better though.

>>76510729
>women voted themselves taxes
>women voted themselves work
>women voted themselves debt
>women voted themselves more competition

It amazes me how much women envy men despite living life on tutorial mode.

>>76508974 (OP)
She got pumped and dumped by some guy with abs and now she is talking shit
Always do the opposite of what women say

>people are finally getting sick of LOL JUST LIFT retards after like two decades
why does it always take so long for people to catch up on what is retarded behavior?

>>76508974 (OP)
This same thing as always, she doesn't want to put it the work to maintain an equivalent level of fitness and attractiveness so instead of bettering herself she's being a crab bucket and attacking others to try and lower their status so she doesn't feel bad about being lazy.
Also to think you need to be fucking THREE PERCENT bodyfat to have abs in insane that's like top level IFBB Pro contest weight, like the average person can't actually comprehend how difficult it is to achieve and maintain such a dangerously low level of fat which they only do for a very short time. You can have abs at 15% if you actually workout. Hell Eddie Hall had abs and that fat nigga was at least 20% bodyfat just from having such a giant core.

>>76508974 (OP)
>"Oh, I don't want to give you the ick."
>"Then I would be known as 'The Icker'".
>"People would point and yell 'HE'S AN ICKER! LOOK AT HIM, HE'S AN ICKER!'"

>>76508974 (OP)
"Sorry, but I'm gay."
>>76509010
Why would you want to fuck some of the most annoying trash on the planet.

>>76508974 (OP)
She's right. Men aren't supposed to worry about looking good, that's a woman's job. If you have abs then you are actively trying to make yourself look attractive and that's feminine behavior. No different than a man wearing make-up.

>>76509010
>>76509558
Going back to college and I'm hoping I can at least pass as a twenty-something.

>>76517024
>If you have abs then you are actively trying to make yourself look attractive
Cope. I just have active hobbies and live a healthy lifestyle. Visible abs are simply a result of that.

>>76509010
>>76509558
I'm going back to college and I'm hoping I can at least pass as a twenty-something and get girls.
Too bad it's a small community college I'm taking advance classes. Maybe it'll be easy to meet people by joining a club or being on campus.

>>76515783
>>76516334
these, kek. It's obvious sour grapes from a cuntoid who gets 0 attention from ripped chads. So she picks on them to feel better about herself and her prospects
no different than some dyel indian or tranny posting ragebait on /fit for (Yous)

>>76509558
Dilate kid

>>76511206
Comfy reply

>>76517285
damn ausies

>>76517292
you don't need to pretend to be in your 20s, being more mature and masculine than the faggy zoomer men will be enough to get all the pussy you want

>>76510760
>denizen of the equator
Kek, I'm going to start using that.