Thread 76509932

I'm thinking about driving a couple towns over from where I live and trying to ask random women out when I'm at a Target or a mall. What should I expect?

>>76509932 (OP)
rejection

But at least you're in with a shot of getting to nestle your face between the ass cheeks of a hot 45 year old Latina milf

>>76509932 (OP)
Probably getting reported to police

>>76509932 (OP)
Rejection, no one goes to target to get hit on, people just want to get their groceries and fuck off back home. Why are you such a creep? Is that autism?

Find another place like a park or a caffee. You will be rejected in 90% of cases, and then 90% will ignore your calls, texts. But you just need one yes, so keep going.
I personally hit on women only when they show a sign of being interested in me and I like them. Way higher chance of success.

>>76509932 (OP)
the cops

>>76509956
don't be a pussy and ask out a female cop

>>76509932 (OP)
Probably a lot of dicking around and not actually approaching.

Adopt the 3 second rule:
>She a girl
>Approach within the first 3 seconds

Don't let your dumbass brain talk you out of talking to a nice pair of cheeks you'd like to bury your face in.

>>76509988
>a nice pair of cheeks you'd like to bury your face in
imagine the fucking smells I could be experiencing of pure feembrap

>>76509998
yes

>>76510008
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

kekke spam.

>>76509932 (OP)
I have a real question, before this thread gets deleted. Yesterday had a few drinks at the bar in the airport lounge, got to chat with the bartender. At some point a colleague of his, a hostess, responsible for the lounge, started chatting with us, and then he got busy, and she was talking just to me. And she was extremely pretty and I was a bit drunk and I kept remembering what you guys said, she's only doing her job don't be a creep. But she was really nice, like I talked about some food I liked and she insisted I showed her on my phone, she took photos of it, kept coming back chatting to me even after customers asked her something. Asked me about my plane, said it might be delayed I might have to stay here longer teehee. God she was so pretty. And so small she looked at me like I was a giant.

Then at some point she asked me if I had seen all the amenities from the lounge, they also offered massages and there were small "cabanas" where I could nap and see the planes. And she asked me if I wanted to see it. And she brought me in this tiny dark room, it was night outside, could see the planes. And she was so pretty she was looking me in the eyes I was paralysed. And she said you can even pull the blinds down to make it darker to sleep and she did it. And thoughts were rushing in my head ears were buzzing I couldn't hear her anymore.

And I didn't make a move and she put the blinds up again and the moment died and I said thanks that's good to know and we went back out and I rushed out the lounge I said I needed to get my plane. A hostess, my dream.

All this time, the only thing that held me back is remembering you guys say if she's working she's not into you, and I didn't want to get banned from the lounge or embarrassed enough to never be able to get back.

So what's your diagnosis? Am I a fucking failure of a man, did I have a shot and I missed it because I have to fucking over analyse every damn situation?

>>76510063
Since hospitality workers are expected to get tips in muttland she was probably just being overly nice expecting to get a few more coins of an autistic incel that gets all excited having a woman talking to him.

>>76510092
Wasn't in burger land but yeah that's pretty much what held me back, you guys have hammered homed that when they're working women aren't to be approached

>>76510063
I would have said she was into you from the first paragraph then when she started talking about other amenities it became obvious she was just looking for that commish. You did aight in my book. If she wasn't trying to sell you shit and was interacting with you when she gained nothing and didn't have to, I'd have said go for it. But once she started upselling you on shit nah

>>76510063
>Then at some point she asked me if I had seen all the amenities from the lounge
She wanted that tip, not your dickhead, but $$$ for selling you more services.

>>76510115
If not in muttland then you might have been into something, also you have to access your strengths, if you're a good looking chap things might be different to you and waitresses might be genuinely interested.
I know with my ugly mug 95% of chances she's trying to jew me for my hard earned shekels, and the worst things is it would work lmao.

>>76510218
>>76510229
It's a lounge, all amenities are free. And I never saw anyone tip there, it's not in the culture. But yeah I agree it's hard to believe such a pretty girl was after me for real. The bartender looked gay so I wonder if he wingmanned me and told her to give it a go for the laughs

>>76509932 (OP)
better luck at a dog park or outdoor fitness event

>>76510258
Don't forget about the commissions they get for peddling their shit, I worked in this industry in the past, even though it's "free" for you, it's not actually free, you're a member of some programme, we still get the bonus for making you use more of our stuff AND we get fucked over for being passive and ignoring the clients. The latter is a lot worse.

>>76510299
Ah ok I didn't know about the commissions, fair enough. But anyway I don't see anyway I could have made a move without also running the risk of being a rapist creep. If only we had some sort of move that everyone agreed on and allowed that.

>>76510063
Women are impossible to figure out because they aren't even emotionally consistent. They can actually like you and want you to hit on them, and the second you do they lose interest because you aren't a challenge any more.

>>76510115
>>76510063
>colleague
Are you a Eurofag?

>>76509932 (OP)
People used to do that back before le internet. Don't listen to these faggots.

>>76510867
Yes, why?

Based and Boomhauer-pilled

>>76510956
Lost all respect for him when that runner yupie cucked him and he went back begging to her.

>target

That is going to be pretty fucking rough bro. Why not just go to a down town area and approach women in bars or on the streets between bars.

>>76510485
doesn't apply to all women, also applies to a lot of men

>>76510063
>Yesterday had a few drinks at the bar in the airport lounge
Yeah she thought you are a richfag simp who would donate to her so she can get with the girls in Zante this weekend and fuck some random zoomers. You did good, /fit/ saved the day once again.

>>76511163
>doesn't apply to all women
Bro I went on a few dates with a 23 year old (just walking) and it was going very ok we were talking through the phone at least once a day and she was vibing and last saturday she told me she is going camping for a few days and it's been a week since she ghosted me. They are indeed unpredictable

>>76511198
She really set a tent on someone else's dick amrite bro? :(

>>76511198
I guess that was all women