Thread 76511685

i farted while deadlifting at the gym today and someone was using the rack right beside me

>>76511685 (OP)
It happens. I was doing seated row and let out a little warning toot. Oops.

>>76511685 (OP)
>when you let a big one rip
>towards the end of the fart, it makes a distinctly wet noise
>no one looks over until the wet part of the fart happens
>they eye you with concern but no one is brave enough to say anything

>>76511685 (OP)
I once trained at a gym where the owner regularly worked out as well. He was a massive dude, former body builder, and he would sometimes fart loudly while lifting. Felt like a statement desu

>>76511805

someone needs to make the virgin v chad version of that its cringe i know but whatever he sounds based anon

>>76511685 (OP)
It's not MY fault the butt blaster donkey kick machine is RIGHT BEHIND the deadlift platform!
>due to asshairmaxxing I rarely make any sound, but jersey mike #56 is distinct enough to make the abuelita doing legs only split wrinkle her nose in a quick motion only someone as observant as myself would notice