Thread 76511965

The king of /fit/ has finally returned. You can do your little sissy lifts but a real killer will deadlift 405 one handed strapless and then go through 10 rounds of sparring. You lack the warrior mentality. You need to hone your body and martial prowess to the point where even the blade of a cursed katana can not stop you.

>>76511999
Inked is earned little man. Warriors don’t do beauty contests.

>>76511965 (OP)
Mentally ill?

>>76511965 (OP)
You got a purdy mouth. Show us your butthole again, it’s been too long.

>>76511999
>really shitty tattoos

>>76512003
>Earned
Maybe if you were a tribesman in some pacific islander village. You just went to the tattoo salon and paid the highschool dropout to put pretty colors in your skin

>>76512120
>mentally ill?
no just willing to go to places the average man would break down in

>>76511965 (OP)
>The king of /fit/ has finally returned.
That's not IronL00 thoughbeit

>>76512143
Another internet dweeb sitting behind a screen. Wouldn’t say that to my face or else you’d get hit with the earth.

>>76512169
Earned through my discipline and skill as a martial artist and blue collar pass. I use purely my hands for a living. Your average joe could never make a living with my ink.

>teenage angst in a 40 year old man

Grim.

>>76512216
When you’re a lean 220lb 6’4” viking berserker you don’t need to conform to social norms. I would be raiding your village and taking your women if this was in the old days.

>>76512226
>went from raiding villages to raiding men's assholes

Extra grim.

>>76511965 (OP)
>covering his body in tats to hide his shitty physique
every time

>>76512233
It’s ok no need to be afraid of the big bad wolf. Maybe if you pack my lunch and make me sandwiches I will show mercy snd protect you from the other alphas.

>>76512237
I’m not a pretty boy with beauty queen muscles. All of my muscles and ligaments serve a purpose and my bones are conditioned steel. I’m the definition of fitness and what being "/fit/" truly represents.

>>76512246
Nta and you look like a funny guy. Keep enjoying life.

>>76512226
So you're basically a nigger? Gotcha.

>>76512277
You wouldn’t understand as you’re a pacified sheeple and what not. When you can’t be tamed and submit to the rules of society at large only then are you truly a free man. Warriors today are simply not fit for the modern world and that we are shunned by the weak who use their numbers to keep us down.

>>76511965 (OP)
>The king of /fit/ has finally returned
You're not reddit Randy

This crack head mogs you. Probably more intelligent as well. You must've known that we'd just bully you here. Are you a masochist? It's a prevelant trait among homosexuals like shitty tattoos

>>76512367
And yet you refuse to post body and use the image of a homeless man to speak for you. I seek to make my mark on this world hence I do not fear the haters, I embrace them as they will elevate my feats to greater levels than thought possible.

>>76511965 (OP)
post lifting vids or gtfo

>>76512003
>earned
That was either money or done by degenerates in a prison, youre not a tribal warrior, youre a degenerate living in a late stage consumerist economic zone.

>>76512198
>>76512208
>>76512213
>>76512226
>transgressing mutt bugmanism is le viking warrior

If you were an actual outlaw an actual rebel youd be shot to death by police or living in the wilderness avoiding being shot to death.
Your head is bowed like everyone else, and in the future when someone sees when you lived and died, they will assume, not incorrectly, you were a retarded tranny.

>>76512470
It’s already all out there little man

>>76512505
I live outside the system I do what I want whenever I want. The last of a dying breed little man.

>>76512516
The sheeple such as yourself can only find power through banding the together to try and tame the alpha while alpha does whatever he pleases solo without the permission of others. You live your life with cowardice because you’re too afraid to deal with the consequences of free will.

>>76512208
>doesn’t deny showing us his butthole
>tries to act tough

Baby, you’re learning. Come on, show us that brown eye again. That chocolate starfish buried in the kelp forest. You know you want to. It’s ok, you can keep pretending to be tough, we like our bears to have a little attitude.

>>76512624
Imagine if your mother saw you talking to grown men like that on the internet

>>76512577
okay big man

>>76511965 (OP)
mental illness gas station nigger doddles

>>76513019
Couldn’t say that to my face when you can’t even post body. Master of every style, one quick snap kick would have your head permanently facing the ceiling.

>>76512591
I change my stance you are a based larper.
Forklift boomer energy.

>>76512226
You wouldn’t be doin shit lil fag man

This is like the /fit/ version of that guy on /b/ who posted "check the news tomorrow" every day and posting selfies on joker makeup. Glad we have of those too!

>>76513711
I like your style. Stay cool.

>>76513711
Giga nigger.

>>76511965 (OP)
That's not Scooby