Thread 76512654

How /fit/ do you need to be a stripper?

>>76512654 (OP)
Why do strippers still exist when you can just be a camwhore/streamer/of model?

>>76512671
Because you can't fuck a camwhore for an extra 50$ after she dry humps your knob to "pour some sugar on me".

>>76512671
Who else is going to touch me while Winger plays in the background

>>76512671
clubs make use of low lighting to hide flaws. A stripper would not hold up to the same level of scrutiny camwhores do..

>>76512671
The physical touch and not calling you by your screen name.

>>76512671
You ever been to a strip club? Expensive as fuck to get any real shit done, all I got was a very frisky lapdance, but I'd never regret it. Camwhores are no different than any other kind of porn, you're nothing but a faceless cuck.
But a lapdance? This chick stuck her pleather-clad pussy in my face and let me kiss her and fondle her stiff cold-sweat nipples. She was the sort of rare goth asian stripper in a sea of brown, way out of my league hot, and surely very mentally unwell. I'd be embarrassed to go to that club again bc I was so desperately horny and drunk (I asked to eat her pussy and she giggled and told me about some prices that sobered me up lol), but damn I felt alive.
anyway >>76512654 (OP)
Stripper I fell for was extremely fit. Climbed all the way up the pole (30ft i think) in big heels and hung upside-down... she was a real stripper. I think she was into a lot of aerobics, can't remember. But her body was definitely toned, worth her higher rates.

>How /fit/ do you need to be a stripper?
Be hungry.

I am deadly fucking serious. When you are about to be homeless in two days, you begin to wonder how hard you can shake it on a pole.

>>76512654 (OP)
>>76512671
You're on /fit/. Why do either when you can wear something slutty, go to a club and have probably 20 zoomer bitches competing to grind on you

>>76512671
because you cant. 99,9999999999999% of onlyfans models make less than 100 bucks a month.

>>76512654 (OP)
just fuck a bunch of 60 year old oriental asian businessmen for money

>>76512654 (OP)
just fuck a bunch of 60 year old oriental east asian businessmen for money

>>76512671
Because all that shit you named makes less than stripping for 95%+ of the women on it

>>76512671
>Why do museums exist when you could just sit on your couch with a VR headset on?

>>76512654 (OP)
I've never been inside a strip club. They seem predatory.

>>76514289
It’s the most loser low IQ low impulse control shit imaginable besides slot machines

>>76512671
>Why do strippers still exist when you can just be a camwhore/streamer/of model?
stripping usually is a pretty reliable income with less "income inequality"
while OF/cams etc. are top heavy, meaning the top few % get almost everything
kinda like dating for men

>>76513101
you can use filters online, live filters are a thing for a few years now
if you have your own, decent GPU it's basically fail safe too and you can fine tune as much as you want

>>76514297
>go to strip club for friends bachelor party
>tell the stripper I just got married myself so I don't really want a lapdance
>but it's my buddy's party so here's $10
>she takes my 10 $1 bills and throws it on the floor
>friend is like bro I've never seen that happen before
>light a cigarette
>I'm not picking that up
had to duck out for 10 mins to vomit.
fortunately we had a different girl at our table when I got back.

>>76514289
They are and they suck. It's only fun if you're high on speed

>>76512654 (OP)
They don't pay them to go on stage?

>>76514320
Why were you puking?

>>76514399
I don't remember how much we drank before we got to the club. we had a 30 rack and a few bottles of vodka. the groom was really into coke at the time.
we had rented out the presidential suite in a nearby hotel.
problem was though. most of those guys were poors. couple of them burned through their entire bank account in an hour lol. not that much though. like a couple grand.

>>76512671
honestly a good way to see the world. Especially if you are on the B-circuit. Free hotel rooms and low work hours. Often "free" drugs.

>>76514289
you would be fine. The women know where the money is and they would smell your fear and realize there is no profit there.

The weirdest thing for me is the absolute madness that is perv row and how men will yell and slap the stage like they are having a power seizure.

The guys saying every chick but one is ugly is odd. Fucking odd to me you are in a place that shows you need more pussy and you can't face the fact you are willing to pay for a naked women to bounce around a lot.

Depending on the club the showmanship can be pretty cool. Seeing a women drop from the pole into the splits is a neat /fit/ experience. Doing a naked handstand and then spreading your legs is also a neat (although much rarer) thing. Most are pole assisted, but I saw a freestanding one.

>>76514397
They do, it isn't a ton. Most the money is in tips and merch. No idea if the posters and magnets still a thing though, it seemed dated when I used to frequent 5 years ago.

>>76514436
Damn. Can't lie, that sounds fucking awful.
Imagine renting a presidential suite planning to be too drunk to enjoy it, and making yourself sick with coke and alcohol for what's supposed to be a celebration. Truly, wealth is wasted on the wealthy.

I went into an English strip club. It was one of the worst experiences ever. That girl is hot though.

>>76514438
So, do the girls just kinda awkwardly go around picking up the cash after their performance? Or does someone do that for them?

>>76514466
you sound jealous.

>>76514514
You should try out a second cope sometime.

>>76514501
they are generally already on the floor so it isn't that much of a difference. The should have the flexibility to be able to grab it easily and I haven't felt it was awkward. I kinda like women bending over while cleaning, so I might be biased.

I should have mentioned I am Canadian and our strip clubs might be a little insane compared to US standards. Full nudity here.

The poster game, the woman will roll up a poster and you throw loones and twoonies ($1 and $2 coins) trying to get the coin in the tube. You get the coin in the tube and you get the poster. And yes, there was that guy every once in a while who would heat the coin up with a lighter and then attempt to burn the girl when he would miss and the coin would hit her pussy, leg or stomach. I have also seen doors opened with guys heads so shit gets handled.

>be attractive woman
>instead of being some rich guy's wife she is dancing like a monkey on a pole
>paid like a janny fornit

The only women with dignity are old.

>>76514289
Same. I prefer not to give money to women.

>>76512654 (OP)
If you've ever been to a strip club you'll know ultimately they're soulless dens of misery and despair, the guys are disgustingly lust-filled and the girls are unhappy but need money. It is not a fun place, underneath the loud music and cheap thrills.

Please pray for these girls anons, if you know strippers then pray for them by name. Don't give money, give your prayers to them. Please Lord, have mercy on all girls who do this work.

Acts 3:6-16
>Then Peter said, Silver and gold have I none; but such as I have give I thee: In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth rise up and walk.

>>76513409
That shit doesn't happen anymore, boomer.

>>76514916
Based nana

>>76515415
Jesus chilled with whores, why can't I?

>>76514894
rich guy doesn't wanna marry a whore with a drug addiction

>>76515420
Maybe not to you

I went to a strip club once 20 years ago, ask me anything

i seriously cannot believe people go to strip clubs. is this a boomerism that's slowly been dying out as the generations shift or are there really that many pathetic, sunken-eyed gooners willing to pull up to these places as to keep it a profitable business model?

>>76515478
All an attractive woman has to do to live a stress free life is to not be a mentally ill whore.

>>76512654 (OP)
>>76513101
>>76514319
Most camgirls have fucking horrible skin lmao. Filters and filler will make even the most pockmarked nerdy girl look like she has flawless skin.

Wait until you figure out most of them live in literal squalor and they just shove piles of garbage and clothes off their bed 10 minutes before they go live :)

>>76514320
>>76514399
>>76514436
>>76514466
>>76514514
>>76514522
If you don't smoke much, getting nicced out and being a tad too drunk/coked up sounds like a great way to empty your stomach. How'd the marriage go? Most cokeheads I've known would either hide it or lie about quitting to their partner until they can't keep it in and go off the fucking rails a few years into the marriage.

>>76515633
>dont eat pure junk
>dont be a landwhale
>dont get creampied by strangers you'll never see again
>dont make your cluster b disorder your entire personality

Kind of fucking insane how easy it is for them, and they can't even manage one of those most of the time.

>>76512654 (OP)
Does anyone else get hard seeing women cry?

>>76515470
He came to save them!

Please try to save them too, through prayer. God bless you.

>>76515811
>girl i had a crush on in grade 8 calls me out of nowhere, bawling her eyes out.
>distinctly remember telling her to take it easy when she goes to her older sisters parties
>"nah ill be okay they'll protect me"
>drank until she blacked out
>woke up to cum in her cunt, on her face
>nobody stopped them, or really helped her after
>she's crying so much her voice is hoarse, can barely talk anymore
>confused and retarded, have no idea how to process this shit, kinda just listen and pretend i care (i gave up because I knew shit like this would happen)
>erection creeping up
>literal diamonds
>edge a bit until she goes
>jerk off 6 times in a row

>>76512654 (OP)
Depends on the club.
High end club in a big city/market? Better be fit/hot or fill some weird niche.
Backwater piece of shit club? If you got two tits and a pussy, you’re in (and that’s negotiable).

>>76515506
What's your full legal name and date of birth.

>>76514289
I got a lap dance from a qt for 50€ and she made me cream my pants
Spent another 40€ on 3 overpriced drinks before that incident
Never again

>>76512671
Strippers can make up enough to pay their rent on a busy night while there's plenty of OF whores still working day jobs at Amazon and as waitresses

>>76516013
What? How do you cream your pants just from some bitch rubbing you through your pants?

>>76514894
>Be attractive woman
>Use looks to make money off desperate men
>Don't have to live with some boring rich asshole

Or

>Be attractive woman
>Get hooked on drugs
>Become unattractive woman
>Stay hooked on drugs
>No longer have money
>Die

>>76515714
>Wait until you figure out most of them live in literal squalor and they just shove piles of garbage and clothes off their bed 10 minutes before they go live
They gotta check if they have adhd

>>76515633
>get pumped and dumped at age 13
>surrounded by ZOG media brainwashing

hurr why are women so crazy
i'm sure some 60 year old feminists know the answer

>>76516581
Virgin

>>76516677
Based, keep it that way until marriage

>>76512671

Connections. Being a stripper you're open to other avenues of making money or finding a Sugar Daddy. There are so many older white guys who have tons of money that will ROUTINELY show up and give cash to a young woman even without sex.

You then make connections and get access to bar tending if you want or connections that can hook you up with a waitress drop or some form of CNA. Being a camwhore or Onlyfans whore = you're extremely isolated. It's just you.

>>76516682

Job not drop.

>>76516677
No you dumb fucking nigger, I'm asking why you would admit to being a one pump chump.

>>76516690
The entire goal is orgasm, faster means more time to cultivate mana

>>76514289
I'd rather get a rub and tug if I have to spend money on sex

>>76516693
Spoken like a circumcised nigger. At least you're honest.

>>76516673
>60
oh old anon. They are at least 70 now, most 80.

Welcome to the old man club.

>>76516700
Uncircumcised ejaculates faster

Can a stripper be a good woman?

>>76515506
Me too. Maybe only ever went 3 or 4 times. Every time with friends and drunk. Last time I ever went to those kind of places was with a female friend at the time, and her friend. Not drinking at all. A boomer who appeared to manage the joint was chatting to my friend (she was hot) but looked uncomfortable and her friend picked up on this and was going off at him. Couldn't hear what it was about as the music was loud, but we had to leave. Me being a Costanza, complained that I had to pay at the door to enter and we just got there. Anyway, we all left, and went downstairs onto the street and she explained the guy wanted her to work there, told her she was pretty and could make a lot of money, and was such a creep. Despite her politely declining, her friend (who I suspect was maybe into her) flipped her lid at this guy. It got nasty. I also had a drunk guy want to fight me outside. It was there and then that night I was done with clubs of any kind. c.2008.

>>76517071
do you want a fixer-upper

>>76517233
Is it worth it?

>>76517341
The mental & emotional torment? Hell no.
The bpd sex? Hell yes.

>>76517194
the most cockblocking experience i’ve had was going to the strip club with a woman. apparently stripper etiquette is to ignore the guy they’re with and give more attention to the girl to avoid conflict from jealousy. even the fat ugly old guy across from me got more action. i took her back home and hate fucked her

>>76517387
They all fuck black guys btw you’re eskimo brothers with niggers.

>>76512671
because the absolute majority of camwhores make virtually no money.
Imagine the USA's inequality 100x that, and you will end up with a camwhore/streamer business. 0.001% of camwhores/streamers own 90% of platforms.
That is why platforms like Kick gladly pay tens of millions of dollars to streamers, because those individual streamers make up the majority of the platform.

>>76512671
Kind of different niches and different markets. You can visit a strip club with friends, you can drink, it's a different vibe to watching a cam (which is different in itself to whacking it to porn, or seeing an escort, or being a sugar daddy). There's some overlap and some fluidity (yeah, I bet SOME strippers became OF models when the opportunity arose) but they're all separate roles.

>>76514397
Lol no. In some clubs they make the girls pay a fee to GET on stage. They make money by asking the audience for tips after, and selling private dances.

>>76514466
Yeah, a lot of the Vegas-style hedonism seems self defeating
>drink overpriced booze
>voluntarily hand over your money in a place where you're statistically guaranteed to lose
>drink overpriced booze
>go look at naked women in a place where you're not allowed to touch them
>drink more overpriced booze
>sleep in a hotel that you're too drunk to remember, alone because even if you did score youd be too wated to get it up, and get up in the morning too nauseous to eat any of the inclusive breakfast buffet
>fucking legendary bro, we should do this every year, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas lol

>>76514526
>I should have mentioned I am Canadian and our strip clubs might be a little insane compared to US standards.
What, the dancers are all obese green-haired Indian feminists who stay fully clothed and scream at you for reparations?