Thread 76513382

ALRIGHT YOU FUCKS IT'S TIME TO HAVE A SEAT AND GO OVER OUR QUARTERLY REPORTS

Not a bad catalog from what I see. Only one "rate my gf bros" post but honestly shit was much more autistic 2018-2019.

QOTT (and the only reason why I am making this thread): What is a general that /fit/ actually needs?

As of today, Control Fing "General" brings up:
>/fat/ - Fat Loss General
>/roon/ General Running:
>/plg/ powerlifting general
>dyel general
>/fph/ fat people hate general
>/cbt/ current body thread
>/fraud/ frauding general
>QTDDTOT
>pull up a stool general
>drink water BUDDEH general
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What should be the tenth /fit/ general?

>>76513382 (OP)
Phat anime titty threads.

>What is a general that /fit/ actually needs?

/slg/ - Stone Lifting General

A general for lifting and training with stones and various stone-like objects.

>>76513406
there should be a calisthenics general, now that I am remembering.

How long has the rate my gf bros autist been at it?

>>76513434
Hello summerfren! Please remember to read the sticky before making any posts! It's not an autist, it's a population, anon!

>>76513425
it's called dyel general

>retard op thinks a regular schizophrenic here is a “population”
kwab

>>76513406
There should be a general for strongman, martial arts, and armwrestling all rolled in one.

functional strength general

>>76513401
to keep it /fit/ related they will be lifting, lifting their shirts if you get what i mean hehehehehehehheh

>>76513382 (OP)
sorry anon i couldnt make a significant contribution

>mentioning an autist who can't get gf immediately gets an extra four posts in two minutes
lmfao
>>76513445
>>76513449
>>76513450
>>76513451

Stick to the thread topic, gang. What generals do we need?

>replying to herself, including her comments to not think we’d notice
Topkeek

>>76513450
I dig this. However, I would argue that martial arts and calisthenics should be separate. Though i could see an overlap of these two working very well. I see the relevance with strongman since that includes lifting with basic materials (boulders) but the strength training for strongman I would wager has less overlap with calisthenics & martial arts & other physical contests

I would toss strongman topics into the powerlifting general.

>replying to herself
Kek

>>76513462
>>>/soc/

>I I linked him back to Soc that means I fit in right?! I’m oldfag now!
Top keek

>>76513459
i think calistenics general would be great

>>76513478
there was a calisthenics general I'm not sure why it died, the last thread in the archive was >>76297402 you can see here https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/76297402/ It got zero replies from any other anons.

>>76513382 (OP)
Remove /roon/ and the drink more water bot, replace them with /run/ and most importantly, /sig/.

Topkeek

>>76513382 (OP)
>honestly shit was much more autistic 2018-2019.
Well yeah, then more clinical trials on NAC dropped and a lot of autists learned about boron as an arthritis therapy, kek. You just missed the thread with a bunch of deranged China plants that modulate myogenic reguatory factors, this was by far the most autistic content this board has seen since then.

>>76513459
Ok fake gook moot, we need...
/keto/ - ketoschizo containment
/veg/ - veganschizo containment
/hair/ - hairschizo containment
/aag/ - anti-aging general
/myo/ - shit about myogenic regulatory factors literally nobody understands even worse than the antiaging shit

>>76513486
>Remove /roon/
It's time for a job, fatty.
>the drink more water bot
I take it back. It's time to rope, anon.

Kleek

*jog

>cordie defends the water spammer
Kek take your own advice

Aww thread not going as expected?

>>76513488
>/keto/
I could have sworn this was already a thing.
>/veg/
I actually don't think there's enough vegans on this site lol
>/hair/
>fitness
>/anti-aging/
There should be a health general, I agree. It was Fitness & Health before, after all.
>/myo/
A covert >>>/sci/ general? I am all for it.

Not bad.

>>76513382 (OP)
It'd be nice to have an ongoing general for:
>Fighting sports
>Cycling, although /n is already overtaken by cyclist
>Calisthenics
>Swimming
>Maybe a general for cardio besides running
>A webm/ylyl thread
>A coombait containment thread, so otherwise threads with good ideas but with coombait as an op imagine don't get selfderalied instantly.

I'm not a fan of dyel threads. While fph is about mocking people who are full of themselves (literally), people who lift but inefficiently shouldn't be laughed at. It's like fph gives you the motivation to git gud but then you are mocked again for being a beginner. Yeah, I know for many 4chan is the secret boys club and everyone with basic human decency should go elsewhere, but come on. This one just doesn't make sense.

>replying to herself
Kek

>>76513450
yup functional lifting thread would be good
example: people in prison use laundry bag with books in it and water bags as makeshift weights in their cell

Top

>>76513510
>fighting
Hard negotiation there because of >>>/asp/. Though I can see /fit/ being the place for discussion if you are doing the activity yourself and not just watching the telly at the pub.
>sports
I mean I don't see why not, for similar reasoning seen above.
>calisthenics
I like
>swimming
I like
>general for cardio besides running
Calisthenics.
>webm/ylyl thread
>coombait containment
no comment on either of these.

>>76513520
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>>76513514
retard I'm not a newfag and I actually fairly understand this board well enough to put together a decent thread from scratch. Now what generals do you want to see?

>finally he responds
I’m shitting it up bevause you called me a summerfriend/ newfag unprovoked for me asking an innocent question

>>76513434
Explain yourself or prepare for autism
>inb4 that wasn’t me

Do you retards not realise that the reason other generals don't exist is because you neither make them nor would you post in them?

>>76513523
>Hard negotiation there because of >>>/asp/
What tha fack, I see that >>>/asp/ is now >>>/xs/, though the post still makes sense as is when swapping /asp/ for /xs/

>>76513529
That's why you're angy? Because bant? FFS NAME A PHYSICAL ACTIVITY

>>76513537
no strongmen/functional strength general, lets put strongmen/functional strength general in /fit/

>>76513401
>>76513451
We should bring back tomboy tuesday threads
That would be pretty cool I think

pharmacology general because pharma anon is cute

>>76513546
fuck it, go for it anon. It's all yours.

>>76513510
>I'm not a fan of dyel threads
I agree.

>>76513559
Thanks brother

Why make our own? I say we go to another board, and push their general over here. What general do you bros have your eye on?

>>76513550
Oh, yes! I forgot about those, but now you reminded me the disappearance of tomboy threads was partly the reason why I came here less frequently. I even tried to create one but got banned for doing so.

>>76513569
No problem, brother. I'll be checking in on it ten years from now.

Defending water buddeh but hating other spam makes you a bitch
Either it’s all ok or none of it is

>>76513575
I report off-topic threads. Ask me anything.

>>76513582
Do you know what fucking board this is, anon?

>>76513592
Tell me how it’s less spammy than Moxyte/ ketofaggot etc go on

>>76513583
Why would you consider tomboys off topic?
It's a board for fitness, and that'd be a general about girls who are into fitness. Especially when it's anime girls, since it's an anime image board to begin with.
I bet you are the one who make /sig threads get banished to /adv.

>hydration is not fitness-related
>but thinly-disguised fetish threads are
The buddehposters are just keeping a meme alive. Sorry, anon.

wait I'm not a ffing moderator lol. >>76513603 I actually agree that sending /sig/ over to /adv/ is kinda bullshit.

>>76513609
Unfortunately fetish threads are hotter on blue boards.

>>76513616
True and I will continue to report and shitpost without bumping in them as I do. But you asked me why the water general is relevant to /fit/ and I gave you an answer.

You can lift any general on another board with less posts than your OHP. What do you lift over to fit?