Thread 76514942

Bought one of these to "solve" food and cooking so i can just live my fucking life and bodybuild and min/max longevity in peace (no fucking bullshit)


For those that have a sous vide, how do you get food to fuck off with this thing? I want to automate all this bullshit

>>76514942 (OP)
>how do you get food to fuck off with this thing? I want to automate all this bullshit
hire a chef

>>76514942 (OP)
You could ask mom

What a bullshit thread for someone who claims to be no bullshit.

>>76514971
i just dont want to deal with the mother fucking bullshit, man. i want to fukin live my life do what i want fuck cooking so gay

>>76514942 (OP)
yummy microplastics

>>76515024
i dont give a fuck man. i just so what i want fuck the rest

Doesn't plastic release all sorts of shit when heated?

>>76515091
lmao

>>76514942 (OP)
should have bought an air fryer instead

>>76514942 (OP)
this thing is only good for making yogurt
really good yogurt mind you, but that's it

>>76514942 (OP)
>I want to maximize my longevity so I'm going to boil meat in plastic.

sous vide is only useful in a professional kitchen, especially so when you consider how cooking steak is literally two minutes in a hot pan an both sides

>>76514942 (OP)
Just use instapot + airfrier
All you need for a fast no bullshit diet where you dont have to deal with cooking
I dont spend more than 10 minutes in the kitchen

Enjoy your plastic poisoning

>>76514942 (OP)
you would have been so much better off buying some bargain bin pressure cooker and learning how to meal prep in large portions you complete idiot. YOU BLITHERING IIDDIOOOTT!!

>>76514942 (OP)
Just buy a slow cooker.
>Throw shit in
>Come back hours later
>It's done
E Z P Z

Everyone is retarded. Everyone.

Why cant you people use a regular oven? What's so hard about throwing a pile of meat in at 130 C and waiting 3 hours? Literally zero input required from your part. Imagine buying retarded kitchen gadgets to cook meat.

Why not buy a combine to mow your lawn while you're at it?

>>76515597
What if you don't have 3 hours at a time at home to make sure your house doesn't burn down?

>>76515609
Describe to me a living situation in which this is a scenario that reasonably occours. Keep in mind, if you are doing meal prep you needn't bulk cook things more than 2 times a week

PS your food getting scorched wont set your house ablaze

>>76515597
Airfrier is the better oven
>smaller
>faster
>cheaper

Waiting 3 hours is gay
Meal prepping is gay, I want my food freshly cooked

Its incredibly wasteful, honestly only good for a few types of dishes, and takes way longer to do. Also you're fucked if the thing turns off during a long cook (which my anova would do) and you don't catch it.

A lot of the dishes still require a quick pan sear or extra cooking anways so no fucking point

>>76515522
everything that comes out of a slow cooker tastes kind of off

>>76515647
Need I list the 200 things you can do in an oven that you can't in an air fryer?

Also this whole thread is about OP trying to optimize cooking. You say air fryers are smaller and faster but you aint fucking cooking anything above a meal for two at a time, so smaller = needs loading multiple times = not that fast plus you need to be around it and fiddle with it as opposed to the F&F oven solution.

Get the fuck out. I only use the air fryer if I need the oven for something else and dont even get me started on how much more annoying it is having to clean that shit as opposed to an oven tray.

>>76515752
Why would you cook a meal for more than one person, you some kinda normie?

it always kills me when I remember dumbass millennials tried to convince everyone that boiling their food in a fucking plastic garbage bag is somehow a luxurious or high-end form of food preparation. just lmao

>>76515692
Cook slower

>>76515769
Yeah, the bag really makes it look like the worst idea.

>>76515012
You honestly sound very lazy, boring, and unfulfilled. Kind of retarded as well. Get off 4chan, you clearly don't have the mental constitution or strongly developed internal identity to handle it. You probably read some loser talk up the whole le stoic philosopher monk bodybuilder thing and thought it was cool (and really just an easy way to pretend to have an identity when you're too lazy or useless forge one through living intentionally)

It's not cool it's gay as fuck. Not saying cooking has to become your hobby but trying to autopilot your way through life just lifting heavy metal is fucking retarded and lame.

>>76515769
Sous vide has been around for like 40 fucking years.

>>76516251
it became trendy and expensive sous vide thermometers started popping up only a few years ago

>>76516276
I get that, but you can’t blame something on millennials that was invented (the modern form of it anyway) in the 70s.

>>76514942 (OP)
why live? you will die anyway

>>76514942 (OP)
lol enjoy plastic in your balls and brain.

Easy
>small bags off aliexpress so you arent cutting that shit
>buy 4 packs of chicken breasts at costco when on sale
>use a dry seasoning like Kinder’s, or just classic salt and pepper
>season your chicken in a tub then vacuum them individually
>cook em in a couple batches
>ice bath to cool for refrigeration
Because there’s less oxygen and they are pasteurized they last an incredibly long time in the refrigerator. 4-5 weeks, but I go through these in about 3 weeks.
The time saving for me is my meal prep is now just rice and broccoli. Then I just weigh each chicken breast and minus 5g for the bag.
Helped me lost 40lbs, so I dont care about the plastic.

>>76514942 (OP)
>yes that’s right you goy I mean guy, just cook your meat in this melted plastic container it’s what all the best chefs in the world do