Thread 76517152

Thinking of playing some basketball at my local park to lose weight (t. obeselet). Is there anything I should be concerned about because I don't wanna Tom Segura myself.

Lickable pits

>>76517152 (OP)
cant tell if tranny or not

>>76517159
It's a train

>>76517152 (OP)
If you beat some black guys at b-ball, make sure they don't know where you live.

>>76517159
Rude.

>>76517152 (OP)
If you're playing a pick up game and want to get picked more, learn how to set screens, pick and roll, get a few sneaky steals. Don't ball hog, but if nobody is gaurding you on the wing it's disrespectful beca5they think you can't shoot, get decent at shooting and you'll receive the respect you deserve on D. Pass often to your teammates who want it. Learn some post game but don't rely on it if you're super sweaty cause it's a bad vibe

>>76517159
I find cis women who look slightly trans to be rather bewitching. Is that weird

>>76517345
just don't curb stomp the guy, damn

>>76517152 (OP)
>obese
>absurdly fat
You are a slow burden to anyone unfortunate enough to have to team with you.
>let
>short
You are a short burden to anyone unfortunate enough to have to team with you.
>thinking of
>no experience
You are a short slow burden to anyone unfortunate enough to try and fail to train you.

Lose weight, then consider team activities. If the park is clear take your basketball and make shots by yourself if you want to do that action. Otherwise there are plenty of other ways to lose weight. Either way you can't lose weight to gain height. Might I suggest science based lifting instead?

>>76517159
do not disrespect our white queen like that

>>76517152 (OP)
Basketball is terrible for losing weight unless you are constantly moving non stop for atleast half an hour and then it's even worse for your tendons because you're running and jumping which your tendons aren't used and if you take it easy to not hurt your knees and ankles then it's not intense enough to lose significant weight.
Go to your local park and jog a couple of laps around the park, then increase the laps and speed you run at every week and do some calisthenics and low intensity plyos, that will do much more for losing weight AND it will prepare your body to actually be able to play basketball so you can eventually either play it on top of the cardio or replace it but with enough intensity you're not missing anything from the running and won't hurt yourself.
Do this for atleast a couple of months or until your are relatively close from your ideal bodyweight.

>>76517152 (OP)
>don't wanna Tom Segura myself
what mean

>>76519215
He fell gently on his arm and crippled himself for life

>>76517159
I can tell she's not a tranny because I don't find her sexually attractive.

>>76517152 (OP)
Basketball is a woman's sport, don't bother.

Start a local lacrosse club. Nobody knows how to play so you'll all be more evenly matched. Better cardio, better weight loss. Probably won't have to be around as many greasy coons, either.

>>76517152 (OP)
Basketball is such amazing cardio, great way to stay in shape your entire life. I'd just say make sure you wear actual basketball shoes with ankle support and not sneakers. Probably the biggest risk of injury for out of shape people playing basketball is a twisted or sprained ankle from cutting jumping or landing wrong

>>76519215
>>76519279
i honestly dont know how you can get so out of shape that doing a jump off one foot could have caused such a crippling injury

>>76517159
She's by far the outwardly feminine WNBA player, which also happens to make her the hottest. Rest of the league are fugly dykes. CC is the only female basketball player that people know (except for the pothead lesbo that Sleepy Joe traded Putin for).
>>76517583
That's rather common nowadays, androgyny is in. Just look at teenage heartthrobs like Timothy Shallot and K-pop stars.

>>76519215
https://youtu.be/fJ-lUlLjliI

>>76519876
My favorite part was when that dude randomly pushed Tom's arm back in placw

>>76517152 (OP)
honestly would.

>>76517152 (OP)
>overthinker has to make a thread about a basketball game

>>76517159
you should ask women irl if they're trans
the results are priceless

>>76519418
>Probably won't have to be around as many greasy coons, either.
Same for hockey or any water sports. Also tennis for the most part.

>>76517159
When I become a janny I'm making these kinds of posts permaban worthy

Either you're a /pol/tard or an attention whore but either way you deserve the death penalty via violent negro gangrape

>>76519746
>>76519876
Did someone grease the court?