Thread 76519304

>carnivore-like diet for 9 months now
>mostly steaks, eggs and dairy
>sometimes eat whatever when out with friends and such - stomach feels weird, but never any serious problems
>go on a trip this weekend
>only open place near us is a pizza place that only serves pizza
>fuck it, order one with lots of meat
>next day, we eat schnitzel with potatoes at another place
>yesterday we ate mcdonalds on the way home
>go to have a shit this morning
>feels like I'm being raped with barbed wire
>check toilet
>medium-large shit pooled in fresh blood
what caused this? my ass still hurts

You thought red meat causing colon/rectal cancer was a joke?
Who's the joke now?

>>76519304 (OP)
My guess would be fiber and the lack of any gut bacteria to process plant matter. It would have been better to gradually add back that stuff if you were so inclined. That, or take some probiotics and eat some fermented veggies first.

>>76519304 (OP)
I eat very similar, had today a bloody shit aswell after eating Burgers yesterday.

>>76519304 (OP)
>>76519414
moxyte thread

>>76519304 (OP)
its a sign you shouldnt eat that slop obviously

>>76519447
well obviously. But I'd like to pin down the cause
I'm also gonna keep eating whatever there is when I'm out, just not for multiple days in a row

>>76519304 (OP)
>eat science approved fast food
>start shitting blood
checks out

>>76519304 (OP)
There's a reason for your cravings

I’m on carnivore/keto now and quite frankly I’ve never felt better mentally. I know it’s not optimal for running or lifting, and it’s more expensive but I feel really good. Thx for reading

no. never had this happen. more likely your friend raped your asshole last night while you were passed out.

>>76519485
what cravings?

>>76519498
You probably crave more fat and carbs and some plant foods

>>76519540
>fat
yes. That's why I only eat fatty meat and add heavy cream to my coffee
>carbs and some plant foods
nope

>>76519443
>>76519583
you two should get a room. Preferably after getting the fuck out of my bleeding anus thread

>>76519304 (OP)
have you had any other benefits on the carnivore diet except for the bleeding anus?

>>76519730
off the top of my head: arthritis in my wrist is gone, I'm getting slimmer, better sleep, no more shaky hands (unless too much coffee)
no idea why, but it works for me so I'm just gonna keep doing it

>>76519565
Why crave pizza or potatoes then?

>>76519781
I didn't
are you being retarded on purpose?

>>76519730
My dandruff went away. I feel 6 years younger and started spontaneously exercising. Picked up jogging and sprinting. The last few years of lifting felt like a managed decline and now I feel the fire again. I can do a 10 mile hike and be fine afterwards

>>76519794
So why eat them then?

>>76519836
because we wanted to have dinner

>>76519304 (OP)
fiber and gluten

Was browsing the catalog to see if there were any carnivore threads
I honestly never looked into it, and when I see why zero veggies and shit, people say it's because the veggies basically don't want to be eaten and they poison you or something? Sounds crazy to me
And now you got OP shitting blood and stuff?
How is this better than a diet with some carb, some veggies, and meat

>>76519304 (OP)
Bro damn eat some fuckin instant oats in some god damn yogurt holy fuck drink some god damn water you absolute buffoon FUCKING red assed monkey fuck stick God damnit how do you fuck up eating and drinking FUCK it's literally human functions and you can't even manage the god damn basics SHIT how the fuck are you still fucking alive?!

>>76521453
>oats
slave food

Carnivore is a silent killer, no fiber and that stacked up fat from red meat is going to skyrocket ur cholesterol, which will take you another year or two for it to come back to normal if it even goes back to normal lol. Just eat a normal diet.

>>76521457
Slave food is the most nutritionally dense to keep the slaves going. Can't feed the slaves ash and expect them to harvest now can you, or are you a first time master asking me a question because indeed I can help in some regards.