Thread 76519328

>enter the gym locker room
>see this
WWYD?

>>76519328 (OP)
if it's a woman, I'm sniffing and tasting it. If it's a man, I'm stabbing him to death

simple as

>>76519329
it's a woman :3c

Take a shit on the floor

>>76519329
>if it's a woman, I'm acting like a retard and stuttering. If it's a man, I'm having a melty
ftfy, faggot

>>76519328 (OP)
>pov; you're 5'6

>>76519359
why would you eat a grilled cheese if it's a boy?

>>76519372
20 years in the can. He had to compromise.

>>76519364
how did you know?

>>76519335
now I know you're a man

>>76519402
mwah, stop shitting up /fit/, go back >>>/lgbt/, folx in chasergen are waiting for you

>>76519445
I forgot to turn my fl*pping trip off

>>76519469
I'd still fuck you.

>>76519328 (OP)
whip that ass with a wet towel

>>76519608
best response so far

I've been dreaming of reaming mwahnons ass with my bbc for years

>>76519328 (OP)
Offer to take the owner out for a nice seafood dinner, and then call them again

>>76519328 (OP)
Society owes me a cute dude to cuddle with
haha

>>76519328 (OP)
360 out of there

>>76519328 (OP)
I am in my gym locker room, and I am seeing this right now. What did I do? I replied calling OP a fag.

>>76519364
lol

>>76519335
>:3c
what the actual fuck

>>76519329
>I'm stabbing him to death
with your stiff cock

>>76519328 (OP)
>Be me
>Enter new gym, just got first card
>I'm 30
>Walk straight to some entrance to some locker room
>See pink signs
>"Weird, they must have mixed locker rooms here, that's innovative"
>Walk straight in and spot girl first thing I see
>Make eye contact
>"This is...."
>"This is the women's locker room yes"
>See woman peep from the shower
>Make eye contact with her too
>"Whops" and hurry out
>Find the men's
I don't remember who either of those girls were, I was confident throughout and just walked into the men's, I made a mistake bros what the fuck is the big deal
I don't remember who those girls were, maybe they see me every day, I have no idea. I was (and still am) an absolute DYEL in a gym of chads
Didn't even get to see a breast. It was unintentional

>>76520417
At this point you should transition anon, make it seem intentional and shagg some lesbian cutie.

>>76520434
I'm so fucking cute I think, it's unreal. I'm 34 now and anywhere I go people check me out. I went to the café today and walked in slowly, barista noticed me from outside. I made a funny facial expression because I'm so fucking gay and she smiled very brightly and said hello. I said "I would like one americano?"
She said "right up" and made it all excited as I waited and looked around
"Here you go :)))"
I looked her in the eye, smiled carefully and said "Thank you :'D"
She died and now I have a potential wife so Idk what to do with myself at this rate

>>76520417
They thought you were cute and the incident was funny and charming to them