Thread 76521254

ITT ways you fuck with newbie dyels in your gym without getting your membership revoked

>comically loudly grunt on warmups when they're near
>ask how many sets they got left. ask again after every set until they run away
>iron-stare them for minutes
>leave my water bottle at popular dyels machines like abs and chest flyes so they think it's in use. tell them i'm doing supersets if they have balls to ask
>if they're exercising near a mirror, stand in front of them and start flexing and posing
>ask if they're cutting or bulking
>interrupt them mid-set and say “Good warm-up bro, what’s your working weight?”

>>76521254 (OP)
Ask them if need help with anything. And welcome to the gym.

Don't fucking talk to me man I came here to train I didn't come here to talk. GODDAMNIT.

>>76521254 (OP)
If you think I'm not too autistic to notice your antics, you overestimate both of us kek

>>76521254 (OP)
>be perceived as a sperg by the gym any% speedrun

>>76521278
I outlift everyone in mine so that's not an issue kek

this guy has decent triceps and is problably close to 200lb lean.
I am not rich piana big or anything but have been banned from gyms, kicked out of high school, fired from jobs for fighting (Actually Once for a coworker, once for a actual customer lol)
Is this a LARP or do you just pick nice easy weak and insecure looking people and then feed your napolean complex? Also post body fag

>>76521270
fucking kek

>>76521302
also i am on a bunch of xanax constantly so your 5'8 roid body doesnt scare me

>>76521270
Oui oui fock ahyew

>>76521254 (OP)
I don't fuck with them. But I'm not a faggot, so that's probably why I don't feel the need.

Holy fuck so many absolutely seething dyels itt

>>76521313
then post some stories where you bullied dyels you little bitch. you do have some, right? or are you a pussy ass ho?

>>76521265
And I came here to talk, schizoid faggot. You WILL engage with me.

>>76521358
he has none because him and OP have never knuckled up

>>76521254 (OP)
I'd consider myself a DYEL and I mog half the men in my gym with the weights I lift.
Anyways the men weaker than me are usually nice so I don't mess with them.

>>76521378
>knuckled up
The fuck is this, the third Matrix movie?

>>76521378
>>76521358

>>76521384
are you OP? Why have you never really been in a fight

>>76521391
>starts doing reps with godawful form
How is this mogging again?

>>76521391
the boy with the weights is actually the older man in the foreground from the future. he's watching intently to see if the news forecast will go the same way. it's kind of like a travelers, 12 monkeys, primer sort of deal with a little bit of avengers endgame but rich piana is thanos. does that make any sense?

>>76521405
Kino

>>76521391
Supposed "mogger" AFTER 2 weeks off roids in chink PRISON

>>76521309
>on a bunch of Xanax constantly
>at the gym
KEK do you ever steal the weights?

>>76521254 (OP)
Doubt this is real but if true this is prime small dicked energy

>>76521414
LOL no but i get tempted when people leave their BMW keys or wallets in wide open lockers. but im not the stealing type

For me the easiest way is to clown on their weight if they ask me to spot
After they finished benching i tell them their form suck and I'll show them how it's done. Then proceed to ultra-fast 30rep their weight
Bonus if they bench 1.5pl or below i just OHP it for lulz in front of them after spotting

>>76521254 (OP)
OP if I saw this behavior at the gym I would think you were gay and trying to hit on another man. Everything you’re describing is extremely gay behavior. Like if you asked how I think a gay dude might try to get another guy’s attention at the gym, I would describe your greentext.

You are gay OP. You like men. You’re welcome.

>>76521270
Kek imaging kicking a DYEL from his bench mid-set like that. Too bad they'll probably cancel your membership

>>76521454
This. I would probably just be amused and think they are rarted. I would also move the water bottle without asking after 120 seconds

>>76521254 (OP)
When I see someone squatting bitch weight I ask them if I can work in then start OHPing it

>>76521408
come on that aint him

>>76521513
>>76521442
kek based

>>76521518
i thought for sure it was vitaly

>>76521518
That's him lmao reverse search the pic on google

>>76521309
>also i am on a bunch of xanax
kek no wonder dyels are also druggies

>>76521478
You'll also be charged with assault, so don't be a nigger

funny how dyels never seem to hit the showers as the same time as me. fucking cowards

>>76521254 (OP)
you don't do a single one of those things, pussy.

>>76521759
you want dyels to use the man' shower???

>>76521254 (OP)
Roidtranny behavior

>>76521254 (OP)
Post body. I guarantee you've done none of that & if you did, you'd be laughed at like the faggot edgelord chuddie you are.

>come to a dyel during squats or deads
>say their form sucks
>teach them wrong/dangerous form
The faster they snap their shit the less I have to wait for free power racks kek

>>76521286
how long have you been with your gf?

>>76521254 (OP)
I do sets of compound lifts with nothing but the bar and then re rack it and walk away leaving them to think they can achieve my gigantic physique by doing sets of 10 with the bar.

>>76522056
Im married for 8 years and have a 5y old son bro

>>76521263
whoa there Satan, easy now

>>76521254 (OP)
Ask them to spot me (i don’t need it) and make them put up the plates

We need to deploy >>76521254 (OP) to this anon's gym. >>76522063

I say im natty and they should never touch roids.
Im cruising on 800mg test

>>76521405
Kek

>>76521286
I'm at 80/120/160/220 @ 83kg lean and I outlift most people in most commercial gyms, then occasionally I will visit serious gyms and see someone benching my deadlift working set weights. It doesn't mean much to be the strongest in your local casual gym, there's always bigger fish out there and picking on the smallest ones is plain cowardice.

Shit like this is the reason why the white race is divided and dying while blacks and jews thrive

>>76522547
>2pl bench
>outlift everyone
Lmaoo your gym must be peak dyel. Those stats are pathetic
It’s low intermediate or high beginner level

>>76521254 (OP)
I tell them their form is bad
They will then either:
>lower the working weight
>stop the exercise
>ask for advice (i tell them some bullshit ensuring they will stay small)
>stop showing up
>continue anyway (the seed of doubt is planted successfully and they will get discouraged and quit)

>>76522606
that would be 2.5pl8
now post your 5pl8+ conventional deadlift while not being medically obese

>>76521254 (OP)
>dude tries that shit with me
>fart until he leaves

>>76521568
no it's not you retard go take a face blindness test

>>76521273
>>76521288
>>76521294
how 2 get a restraining order any%

>>76522632
I bench 3.2pl and don’t deadlift kek
2.5pl is still 2pl aka sub 3

>>76522657
>don’t deadlift
Sir, we have looked at the data and can with some assumptions conclude that your WILKS score is comparable to that of a paraplegic 12 year old girl

>>76521254 (OP)
Kek imagine looking so submissive and unintimidating that awkward newfag dyels ignore you and keep lifting instead of saying they just finished and leaving instantly when you ask how many sets they got left.

>>76522702
Depends on dyel. Most are pussies, some are destined for greatness

>>76521254 (OP)
you would never do any of these in real life because you're a projecting insecure dyel

>>76522816
why so butthurt, you got mogged again for lifting 2pl?

>sweat like a pig
>my BO is an odor so thick you can taste it
>clothes soaked through
>don't wipe machines down when I'm down using them

Diabolical mode:
Jam the paper towel dispenser that people use for wiping machines down

>>76521270
Beautiful

epic gym trolling bros. diabolical

>>76521270
Funny and harmless

>>76521414
That made me laugh

>>76521759
>Ha ha wouldn't it be funny if we all hung out in the shower together?
>H-Hey guys, why aren't you coming in?
>Fucking cowards
Holy fuck, it's fine if you want to admit you're a fag, it's current year afterall

Posts like these are why I just build a home gym

>>76521568
>>76521557
thats fousey

>>76523724
when I was in highschool football, there was a group shower connected to the locker room. I never saw a single soul use them, not even one time, across several years.

When did this place become so filled with miserable wannabe douchebag pricks?Zyzz is rolling his grave and you forgot his message

>>76523805
>retarded dead druggie roider had a message
Kys
Im gonna continue shitting on dyels

Lol’ing at insecure fags/OP itt that feel the need to create fake scenarios of them bullying dyels. You guys sound really cool and tough.

>>76521270
I’ve always had the urge to do something like this to self obsessed freaks in public but never has the balls. I bet that felt good.

>>76525374
>fake
You haven’t been to my gym sissy

>>76525404
What’s your gym called? The faggot factory.

>>76525419
Im at gold’s

Based thread, OP.
so many dyels itt.

>>76525441
Yeah i think like 90%+ on this board are sub 3pl benching losers

>>76521391
Quintessential gym subhuman

>>76521391
>hip thrusting

>>76521263
Based

>>76521270
I hope someone kills him

>>76525789
>>76525767
let me guess ur a dyel azn "man"? lmaooooo

>>76521270
he's so based. I hate those instagram whores
>>76525789
>>hip thrusting
I don't see anyone doing tat

>>76521408
This bitch is literally in a Philippino prison, literally, literally hell on earth.

Imagine 50 men to one cell, one toilet, in 55 degree heat, no AC. You wont cope for one week, let alone 30 years, hes finished, murdering him is merciful

>>76521442
You just know they suck each others dicks when high

>>76521759
Skinny men have huge cocks, youd hate it

t. ex escort

OP is a faggot and would never antagonize anyone at the gym because he's a bitch.

>>76521278
>implying op goes to the gym
Lol. Lmao even

DYELs coping all threads how i'm not gonna fuck with them.
Im literally coming to gym for this shit. Well also for lifting more weight than you'll ever be able to LMAO

>>76521454
>You are gay OP.
Hes posting on /fit/ the only way he could be gayer is if this was /pol/

>>76521254 (OP)
Holy shit you must be a miserable sack of feces, OP

>>76521368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMqKhyIRe6w&ab_channel=mKaelus-0Scoops

>>76526116
That roid tranny is dead, opinion discarded
>I WILL come to your gym
>I WILL small talk to you
>YOU WILL seethe when i crack DYEL jokes

>>76521265
Compromise: I talk to you, but only through the mirror.

>>76521263
This but do it to someone who’s been going for years

>>76521442
>woah manlet with short arms have stronger bench