Thread 76521954

>Gaggle of fat bitches taking up the weights for 20 mins,only lifting 50 lbs, and laughing loudly
This ain't an icecream social
>Scrawny zoomer tells me to keep it down when I am doing pull ups.
I could have easily tossed him; beta males need to keep to college/highshcool gyms and leave hardcore facilities to real men.


What sort of things piss you off at the gym?

>zoomers hitting the heavy bag acting like they’re ufc fighters
>never any 10-20lb dumbbells available
>gym wagies never oil the plates
>four zoomers on a cable machine for 30mins

>>76521954 (OP)
>dyels using all the barbells. Most of the time they're benching/squatting between 90-120lbs total.
I'm not special and I know everyone starts from somewhere. However it irks me when I have to sit and wait for them to finish. That's why I void the rush hours. I either go early in the morning or hella late at night (gym is 24/7).

Latino dude holding the steam room door open for his girl who is texting and ignoring him. He then inevitably becomes aggressive when asked to stop releasing the steam.

>>76521964
>never any 10-20lb dumbbells available
lmao who cares?

>>76521984
I hear you dude, I use to exclusively go to the gym at 12am-2am, until I realized that going during the day was better for you . So I usually try to go around 12PM (I have been work from home since pandemic)

>>76521954 (OP)
>tells me to keep it down when I am doing pull ups
What were you muttering to yourself?

>>76521954 (OP)
> People trying to talk to me ever
It's autistic as fuck but I can't stand it when people try to talk to me. While doing rear delt flies some dude asked me if it was for the rear delt. I know he's just trying to start a conversation because he's a regular and I've seen him before but I just said yeah and turned my back on him

>>76522146
I might have grunted a tiny bit near the end, I was doing 10x10 sets.

>>76521954 (OP)
>zoomers jackass around and don't rerack shit
>zoomers try to lift what i am without even asking to try and work in. failing and going "it's a prank, bro" when called out
>the gym staff for allowing zoomers to break equipment and not doing dick
>boomers trying to start conversations that don't stop
>boomers saying shit like, "i used to lift that much back in the day." no you fucking didn't, old man
>the indian that comes in with a polo, his wife, and a laptop
>the clearly divorced dad with a beer belly trying to get his disassociated son to lift harder than he is as a way to cope
>the manlets, usually hispanic, who wants to play david and goliath with me at 6'3"
>the gym thot who only talks to me in front of her man to piss him off and shit test him

>>76521954 (OP)
Niggers and browns

>>76521954 (OP)
>guy sets his shit down kind of near a rack and stands there
>i stand there waiting to see if he's going to use it
>he doesn't use it for like 30s
>i start to walk over
>girl immediately asks him if he's using it and takes it

>>76521954 (OP)
>a fuckton of machines
>2 big rooms with equipment
>but only 1 squat rack which is almost always occupied by some dyel who does biceps curls
I'm so tired of explaining these fucks that they have a whole fucking section for biceps bs

>>76522492
I mean, was gonna write a detailed greentext but this pretty much covers it.

>>76521954 (OP)
nothing in the gym pisses me off because I keep to myself and ignore what others are doing

>>76521954 (OP)
>Shit that pisses you off at the gym
this fucking guy >>76522661

>indians
>people who don't rerack their weights

Honestly I don't even know why I hate Indians in the gym so much. I don't mind them outside of the gym and they don't do anything to bother me. I think it's because I've literally never seen one lift big.

Small gyms in the city with ceilings too low for muscle ups.

>>76521954 (OP)
Super setters. Insecure weaklings looking for a fight. Loud and annoying people. Bad hygiene.

>>76521954 (OP)
>>76521964
>>76522485
Why so many posts seething about zoomers lol you never see oldfags saying shit irl

>>76522913
Someone zoomers have become worse than boomers. The broccoli head syndrome is a cancerous.

I'm a tolerant man but super setters and guys who take off their t-shirts to pose in the mirror in the middle of "rush hour" irritate me

>>76522922
That’s very douche and homosexual

Blacks and browns:
> niggers oiling themselves before working out and leaving kit covered in slime
> both just leaving dumbells and plates wherever they happen to be when their half hourly synapse fires
> both not even working out just harassing women until you end up with no girls in the gym
> jeets always filming themselves on their 0.25pl8 bench for some fucking reason
> jeets wearing jeans and working out im groups of 6

>>76521954 (OP)
I go to the cheapest 24hr gym and it's great. There are 7 power cages and tons of free weights, benches, excetera.

I go before work, so I'm walking in between 0330-0400. A few regulars, most of them just spinning their wheels, but they're mostly cardio and cable machine people, which I avoid anyways.

Pretty comfy. I do my full body workout and am gone as all the annoying mid morning fuckers pull-up. I mostly just use a rack, my own calisthenic kit, and some dumbbells. Started hitting abs too recently, but very few annoying people.

The few people that really annoy me pop up once then never again. Don't know or care where they are.

>>76522913
They are a nigger-fied generation on nig fatigue is at an all time high. Even the most gacked out roid head is more respectful and nicer than a DYEL white zoomer. FFS, said zoomer will try to fuck with said roid head for "muh nog street cred".

>>76521954 (OP)
>>Scrawny zoomer tells me to keep it down when I am doing pull ups.
and what did you do about it?

We need to move on from saying Zoomer. The oldest Zoomers are 28 now. Need a Gen Alpha term.

>>76523154
the youngest are still classic zoomzooms for a few more years

>>76523154
Alpha Aspies?

>>76523038
>Even the most gacked out roid head is more respectful and nicer than a DYEL white zoomer
this

>Pull into parking lot blasting the heaviest slam metal I can find
>get out of car and slam door
>Look angry
>stomp over to the entrance
>curse loudly while I try to scan my card to open door
>Make five minutes of polite and considerate small talk with the check-in lady at the front desk
>do my workout angrily
>tell the check-in lady to have a great day and that I'll see her tomorrow with a big grin
>get back in my car and slam the door
>drive home listening to heavy slam metal

>>76523038
Groups of teenage boys have always been dickheads though. Only now the difference is they all talk like nogs. I mean there were early 2000s wiggers but they were a small subsection.

>>76523561
Wrong. Most teens went out and got drunk and partied, sure. But usually any shithead behavior was reserved for parties or, at worst, high school bullying which, back in the day, was 100% self-imposed.

Nowadays zoomies try to act like the niggers they hang around and watch but if you make it clear to them you would escalate to physical violence if it came down to it, 90% of them will back off, head looking down, and apologize like you're a dad about to use the the belt.

>ab machine
>stick-like jeet walks up and asks how many sets
>there's a second ab machine completely open
>tell him
>ok but how many?

>>76522485
>Jeets hogging machines for 60 minutes doing the absolute minuscule weight
>zoomers that come in to essentially socialize and act like caricatures of gym bros. Little faggot, you and your 3 buddies have been benching 1pl8 for 2 months.
>the shovel faced Asian woman who admittedly has the nicest body in the gym but thinks that makes her a 10
>recently divorced boomers/gen X on an obvious rebound to make themselves relevant on the sexual market
>pigfat white women doing a blatant “look at my ass” routine in shapewear with their disgusting muffin tops flopping everywhere
>THE FUCKING STINKY GUY. You know who I’m talking about. Wash your gym shorts you dirty nigger.
>people who use the squat rack for OHP. Learn to clean it like everyone else.

>>76523597
>>the shovel faced Asian woman who admittedly has the nicest body in the gym but thinks that makes her a 10
>>recently divorced boomers/gen X on an obvious rebound to make themselves relevant on the sexual market
>>pigfat white women doing a blatant “look at my ass” routine in shapewear with their disgusting muffin tops flopping everywhere
you forgot to add how the boomer/genx grandpa will end up dating one of the two, lmao

>>76523585
kek i've never seen an indian irl but they seem like the most socially awkward "people" ever

>>76521954 (OP)
I hate women in the gym recording their spandex asses with a tripod. Its against the rules and yet here they are.
I hate when "those people" dont re rack their weights or wipe down the equipment after using it.

>>76521954 (OP)
>Scrawny zoomer tells me to keep it down when I am doing pull ups.
I could have easily tossed him; beta males need to keep to college/highshcool gyms and leave hardcore facilities to real men.
Scrawny zoomer W, fuck anon gon do?

>>76523628
Not awkward, just fucking rude with a culture that is literal demon worship

If I ever find you doing a circuit with more than two pieces of equipment you have an immediate place in the deepest plane of hell.

>>76523641
>just fucking rude
and dumb

>>76523646
I get dopamine when people like this get mad someone else got on the machine they weren't using

Niggers who decide to move the entire gym into a corner to do their entire workout. Literally always apemen.

> bench, 6 sets of barbells all in the cable machine with 8 handles
> does some nigger tiktok meme exercise one set every 30 minutes
> will without doubt all be left exactly there when he leaves

>>76523672
Why are they incapable of returning the equipment?
>2 nogs and a white zoomer in the gym
>do exactly this
>leaving the gym and look back
>both nogs see me, make eye contact, and skedaddle out
>whitey mcgee sees me, realizes he fucked up, comes back, and returns them to their spot
>thank him as he leaves
I'm fairly convinced this is the result of the forced diversification of traditionally white areas like suburbs with Sec 8 apartments. Unironically, thanks Obama.

>>76522661
>>76522670
When I can't finish my workout regiment because zoomers are dilly-dallying it becomes a problem.

>>76521954 (OP)

>go into sauna
>one other person
>absolutely BLARING TikTok videos in Spanish at max volume
>no consideration for anyone else
>acts pissy when I ask him to turn it down

I should have called ICE

>>76523728

It really depends on the gym location. We have a local chain whose sites range from pristine to downright ghetto. Guess where the latter is located

>>76523750
>be me
>alone in the sauna
>figure I can turn my phone volume up
>someone else comes in
>gets mad that I had my volume up before he comes in
>oh well, weird autists are a dime a dozen at the gym

Four or five naked old men yammering on at top volume in the locker room for extended periods of time. I don't want to see your wrinkly balls, I don't want to hear your inane blabber through my entire shower about sports or how badass you were back when you were in the air force or what the talking box said was wrong with the world this week. Get changed and FUCK OFF, GRANDPA

>>76523597
>>people who use the squat rack for OHP. Learn to clean it like everyone else.
this is totally fair play, tho. eat shit, nigga.

>>76523750
beaners are incredibly self obsessed and unaware retards generally, not surprised

>>76521954 (OP)
>Scrawny zoomer tells me to keep it down when I am doing pull ups.
keyed

>>76521964
>be gym
>install heavy bag
>gym goers use it as intended
>makes the fat boomer who can’t get his leg above his waist seethe
Lol. Lmao. I love kicking the bag in between sets.

>>76523597
What is with that shovel faced asian??? I see her at my gym too. She wears the hottest outfits and looks great until she turns around and is obviously from the deepest most rural peasant town in Vietnam or some shit.