Thread 76523621

What fitness stats do you need to fight off 5 Thai skinny guys?

My friend was there recently and got into an argument with one and suddenly got his ass kicked by a bunch of them in a mob. He's in the hospital now with a wired jaw.

best u can do in that scenario is look scary enough so nobody wants to go first at u, unless ur jon jones i doubt u should consider fighting 5 ppl at the same time.

>>76523621 (OP)
Against 5 people you need a weapon with reach or you need to fucking run. Otherwise you will end up on the ground getting your head stompeygawkd on.

the dumb nigger with nothing to lose always has the advantage

>>76523621 (OP)
best way to win a fight is to avoid it in the first place, deescalate or flee

>>76523621 (OP)
"fitness stats" are worthless. You need range (= long arms + being able to punch straight) and have to be willing to strike first, and keep strikingand kicking until they stop moving. Brutalize the first guy to get within range, and the others will think twice about attacking you.
>>76523677
>Against 5 people you need a weapon with reach
no, not really. You can get by with punches if you're really good (Always had a knife with me irl, but the unarmed stuff works in full-contact sparring, at least) and there's enough space. And if you use a weapon, it's much more important for that weapon to not tangle up. A short knife is way more use than a long baton, for example, as with the baton, a single bad strike can mean some guy gets a grip on it.
>run
Absolutely. Preferably after stabbing or shooting one guy, so the others are torn between pursuing and getting their buddy to a hospital.

>>76523621 (OP)
You just grab one of them by the arm and swing him around to bludgeon the rest of them. Thais are tiny so this is easy.

>>76523621 (OP)
It doesn’t matter. If the 5 can’t kick your ass, then 5 more show up, and if those 10 can’t do it then 5 more show up. That’s just how they are with Farangs. And if your friend got his ass beat it means he was acting like a jackass.

>>76523621 (OP)
Thai's are a bit of curveball because Muay Thai is so commonly practiced. I wish this said 5 Vietnamese or something else.

>>76523637
>>76523677
>>76523797
Is you can't fight off 5 Asians you are dyel as fuck

>>76523876
No he hit on some guys girlfriend in a club, he backed off when he realized she had a bf but it was too late.

Thailand is dangerous as fuck desu

>>76524125
we asians are stlong tho (but small)

>>76523621 (OP)
Your buddy is retarded for starting trouble in Thailand as a foreigner.

>>76524199
fr, it seems every fucking thai (including the ladyboys) can fight

>>76524199
He didn't even do much

>>76523621 (OP)
Just bring a jacket

>fitness stats
No, you need training

>>76523842
This
Kill 1 guy and run

Fight a running battle by throwing sharp punches while sprinting as fast as you can in the other direction. Try to shove and trip anyone who gets close enough to catching you then immediately turn around and run again.
>>76523842
>>76524487
Anyone who says this has never been in a fight with multiple people before. How do you plan to “brutalize” another man when 4 more are right behind him with the same goal of fucking you up? at best you’ll be able to knock the first guy out, but if these guys are serious about fighting you all that will do is infuriate them.

>>76523621 (OP)
There's no lift to build situational awareness