Thread 76525476

Tech bros are dorky and ner-ACK

>>76525476 (OP)
This is so weird. That’s me. Somebody saved a photo from at least 8 months ago to repost it now with a weird 3rd person LARP element attached to it.

>>76525476 (OP)
>the average DBA
(The D stands for dyel)

>>76525476 (OP)
Youre fat.

>>76525573
What is the bodyfat percentage cutoff for not being fat?
>>76525487
Post body. (You) won’t :)

>>76525606
gonna have to start doing dips pal.

>>76525606
Why would you do this? Thick waistline (fat ass) over developed traps. You have a negative v taper. Unironically people should follow Steve Reeves ratios

>>76525621
not intentionally man its just steroids

>>76525612
No, I don’t think I will
>>76525621
Do you even lift?
>fat ass
Lmao. lol. Hahahahaha

>>76525645
You are taking roids to look like that? Fuckin hell mate, not trolling I legitimately feel bad now. What are you doing?

>>76525476 (OP)
>Taking photos of yourself on the preacher curl machine
Only nerds and dorks do this.

>>76525655
250 test now on bulk, 100 cruise

>>76525606
Where are your abdominals?

>>76525645
Imagine destroying your nutsack for this. Might as well get tits when you're done too freakshow

>>76525653
okay keep the crappy chest then.

>>76525665
Inside your wife :)

>>76525661
Yikes I had a better looking zeek after 6 months of natty lifting. Yeah your big but there's absolutely no flow/proportions.

>>76525667
I don’t want to have a large chest. I dislike that look; so again, no thank you. Big back and shoulders is the way.

>>76525670
Delusional DYEL. Post body after 6 months natty lifting. Looking/being strong is better in my opinion

>>76525679
This is me after 6 months of natty lifting. See how I have a normal human structure? A v taper? I look way better now (18 months now) you're built like Mike Israeli lol

>>76525476 (OP)
>Seething this hard over getting so easily BTFO'd

>>76525684
>150lbs
>zero core
Wow man I’m so jelly. Also, you can’t even see this v taper you’re so proud of at this angle

>>76525684
Bro if you want to make it big, link up with Hussein Fatrat so you can be another exemple of someone getting ripped in a short time.

>>76525694
175lbs actually.
Now 12 months later and 20lbs heavier.
I can't believe you blast gear to look like that.

>>76525688
Nobody’s seething but the DYEL patrol you fag. I didn’t even make the thread, somebody saved a photo from last winter I would assume and made up a back story. If you weren’t brown and you spoke English you would have understood this

>>76525696
Try training past 7 RIR, thank me later

>>76525697
>first photo is six months
>gaining 20lbs and zero fat in 12 months
You’re such a liar and it’s so obvious to anybody who has spent any amount of time in the gym. What do you get out of telling lies on the internet?
>posting a photo from what is the equivalent of a funhouse mirror
Everybody looks huge in the reflection of a car window you dork

>>76525705
Believe it or not I have been training mostly to failure for most of the time I've actually tried hard at the gym (roughly the past 3 years; the years before were me escaping lanklet framelet status)

>>76525713
I definitely gained some fat. I feel so bad for you brother, nuking your nuts to look like a mini fridge. No matter what photo I post you'll just seethe because other people don't need to blast gear to make newbie gains.

Thank you for the compliment tho, it's a huge ego boost to make so much progress that people think you are lying about how long you have been lifting. PCT, stop pinning, stop eating goyslop, follow a decent program and you can fix your physique

>>76525713
anon ima let you in on a secret. it's actually multiple people joking with you and going along with whatever the previous guy said.
hopefully this helps you find peace.

>>76525722
You need to actually make your lies believable bro. It’s very weird that somebody would need to make things up on an anonymous image board for an ego boost.
>>76525723
>guys, we’re trolling
You guys can’t even do this simple thing right. Making inane statements so somebody replies isn’t really a joke, anon

>>76525739
What exactly am I lying about, roidtard? Be specific, I need more ego fuel since I'm telling the truth

>>76525745
>guys, this is six months natty starting from nothing. It’s totally not 150lbs either.
>guys, I put on 20lbs of LBM in a year. Here look at this photo that’s taken in a fraud mirror that makes everybody look huge
>guys it’s just DIET and HARD WORK. Just like every actor, athlete, and fitness influencer who are all completely truthful
lol nah

>>76525476 (OP)
On the offchance that this is not a larp I don‘t get why you would connect your personal success to the untenable case that it is not a distant, distant outlier to the vast majority of tech guys.

>>76525758
no no anon I worked out only 3x times a week and ate dirty and this is what I look like 20 lbs lean muscle mass in 1 year.
it's just that you don't put in the effort. bitch.

>>76525765
It is a LARP. The photo is of me, I did not make the thread. I do not work in tech. That’s why it’s so strange
>>76525770
Ohhh. You’re just Indian and you found some photos online :)

>>76525758
It's not my fault you have to shut down your testicles to reach a mid intermediate physique. I guess some people just don't have the genetics or work ethic lol. I am over the moon to be getting fake natty accusations tho, I hope you figure your shit out bud. I'm 6ft so it's not like I'm huge or anything at 190ish lbs. Peak was 210 and I definitely had a lot of fat. Best of luck, maybe add some tren or whatever to make up for your dogshit training

>>76525770
This post gave me the ick

>>76525784
Lol street shitters are at it again

>>76525784
Sybau tech fag

>>76525476 (OP)
Lifting is nerdy. Chads play sports.

>>76525787
>calling somebody else mid with that fizeek
I wasn’t accusing you of not being natty, I was pointing out that your timeframes are completely unreasonable. But now that you’ve brought “genetics” and “work ethic” into the conversation, I would almost guarantee you’re actually using steroids since you’re the one who brought it up.

Lmaoooo. God damn, what a faggot. All I care about is having a big back and being loose with my diet. Roids = ez mode, it’s quite simple

>>76525810
Real men dont play anything.

>>76525697
Holy shit you people don't even lift.
Those numbers and pics are so obviously false. Anyone who has made any significant progress natty knows that.

>>7652582
Cant wait till you troon out

>>76525831
Right, that would be GREAT progress for somebody who was blasting steroids in that timeframe. That’s my point. It isn’t a believable lie because that person doesn’t actually lift weights and those photos are photos that that person found on the internet.

I would almost guarantee it’s the same obsessed, mindbroken anon who has 6 anti-steroid threads in the catalog

>>76525822
Lmaoooooooo so it's
>You're lying about how long
>You look like shit
>You are taking steroids

I'm natural, lifting for 18 months. You don't train hard, I do. That's why you take roids. Get your insults straight tho, shameful display
>>76525831
>>76525840
Thank you guys, sometimes I get Body dismorphia and think I'm a dyel but now it's even on gear I would be doing well so the fact I'm not makes me feel really good. o7

>>76525840
What pose do you want I'll timestamp it

>>76525861
On your knees in the gym showers

>>76525856
I can make multiple insinuations at once, retardo. None of those are contradictory. I didn’t bring up steroids, you did. It doesn’t matter “how hard” you train, those numbers are not feasible in that timeframe.

You’re HONESTLY implying you put on what, 35-40lbs of LBM in 18 months? Hahahahahahah. Cmon man. Just tell us what you’re lying about; is it the timeframe, is it the weight gained, or is it the natty status?

>>76525879
They are totally possible, you said it yourself, you train like a bitch so you have to take steroids. It should take you 3-5 years to pretty much reach your natural limit. I'm on pace. Good luck with the steroids, maybe you can transition since you are infertile and no longer male

>>76525879
Oh wait, no, you got up to 210lbs was it? So about 60lbs in 18 months minus ther time it took to cut. And now down to 185-190? So how long did the cut take?

>>76525892
>gets BTFO by getting caught telling outlandish stories
>lashes out like a butthurt faggot
I’d still like your answer to >>76525895
. 60lbs gained in less than 14 months; wow. You have such great genes, anon. :)

>>76525895
>>76525901
Thank you. I know you're a retard but 175 to 210 is 35lbs. After a couple RFL cycles I cut down to 190lbs with a little more body fat then I had at 175lbs so it's really about a 18-22lb increase over 12 months which is perfectly acheivable for a new lifter, I feel so bad for you

>>76525913
So in the six months you were “lifting hard” prior to taking the first photo you posted where you allege you were 175lbs, you didn’t gain any weight?

Interesting. Noob gains accumulate fastest in that first six months and then they slow down, so it’s not feasible that your noob gains ramped up after 6 months. Can you clarify for me? I’m a little confused.

>>76525929
I lost weight. I was overweight paid for a consult with Martin Berkhan who gave me a 16:8 plan with macros and a 4 day split so the first 6 months was a cut/recomp

>>76525946
That’s also a little confusing because you can’t ordinarily gain muscle and lose weight at the same time. That looks like somebody who had been working out for a little while THEN cut.

Whatever man, proud of you :)

>>76525952
You absolutely can as a newbie. The bulking thing comes from roided up bodybuilding where they get 4 percent body fat and have to gain weight quickly after a show. You could build muscle in a deficit probably until you're even more jacked than I am if you have the body fat. Thank you!

>>76525484
ive had this happen too. some dude saved my pic and reposted it with some made up story. some serious schizos on this board.

Op got btfo. Lift more.

>>76525484
Bump

>>76525476 (OP)
>skips legs
>arms squished on pads and anglemaxing to try to make his arms look bigger

>>76526348
Exactly lol. I knew a fat guy that did this in his pics lol.

>>76526348
>>76526386
kek, my arms are push 18" but you'd probably think they were 24" on the preacher bench like that.

OP pic dude's *legs* are probably pushing 18"

>>76526395
And since hes a tech fag, his test levels are pushing -100