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Anonymous No.76525954 >>76525958 >>76526056 >>76526172 >>76526218 >>76526265 >>76526443 >>76526634 >>76526661 >>76527217 >>76527501 >>76529176 >>76531007 >>76531833 >>76532928
What does it feel like to be a Human weapon?
To be so vastly superior to the rest of these skinny-fat-bellied, ugly, lazy beings waddling around with their equally disgusting wives, who have completely accepted their inevitable degeneration, no, even accelerated it?
What does it feel like to be a weapon in Human form, to know for certain that even being naked stops being a state of shame, because your inherent strength can overpower everyone else around you?
How do you look at the world, at the buildings, the different walls and angles of urban human design in the world, to see them not as inherent obstacles, but a potential playground, to climb up any wall, jump to any ledge, to be able to traverse the world in a way that these other waddling fat pinguins with their ugly ape faces can't even imagine?
Anonymous No.76525958 >>76526251 >>76526692
>>76525954 (OP)
>How do you look at the world, at the buildings, the different walls and angles of urban human design in the world, to see them not as inherent obstacles, but a potential playground, to climb up any wall, jump to any ledge, to be able to traverse the world in a way that these other waddling fat pinguins with their ugly ape faces can't even imagine?
Don't know but I can tell you that I think you're an absolute faggot
Anonymous No.76526056
>>76525954 (OP)
Anon, chill.
Anonymous No.76526172 >>76526265
>>76525954 (OP)
Take your meds retard
Anonymous No.76526218
>>76525954 (OP)
Feels great.
Anonymous No.76526251
>>76525958
fpbp
Anonymous No.76526265 >>76526292
>>76525954 (OP)
>>76526172
This anon and the DYEL thread monkeys are like that, not because they need meds, but because of an overdose of steroids.
Anonymous No.76526292
>>76526265
Yeah, the dyel threads are the most pathetic threads on the board by far. Legit mass shooter indicator behavior
Anonymous No.76526443 >>76526451 >>76526515 >>76526545 >>76527453 >>76527518
>>76525954 (OP)
I shot and killed a 'human weapon' who was trying to beat me to death in 2018, then spent 2 fucking years in court over the charges which started out as homicide, then manslaughter, then involuntary manslaughter, and were finally dismissed thanks to my excellent lawyer and good self defense laws in my state.

He was a 'human weapon', MMA trained and a bully who wanted to teach me a lesson. I warned him I would shoot him if he tried to hurt me, he called me a pussy and then attacked me. He tried to ground and pound me and it worked right up until I shoved my piece up against his ribs and pulled the trigger until nothing was left. He was screaming and choking up blood and parts of his shredded lungs and started flailing around and clawing at his chest like he could plug the hole(s) or something. The blood was bright, bright red.

That 'human weapon' died right there in a dirty parking lot outside of a bar, glassy eyed and confused. All his bulk, his muscle, his training, his rage spilled out and amounted to nothing in the end. He wanted to hurt me bad over some trivial shit, but he wound up dead. I walked away innocent specifically because was larger and stronger than me and trained as a 'weapon', which left me no choice but to defend myself with an actual weapon.

No matter how much of a 'weapon' you consider yourself, always remember you are flesh and blood, and another man has no reason to respect the hard work you put into turning yourself into on. It can and will vanish near instantly with a gunshot. Don't make the mistake so many young idiots do of thinking you are immortal.
Anonymous No.76526451 >>76526528
>>76526443
Interesting. More backstory? How did it start, why was he attacking you? I want to hear everything, sounds cool
Anonymous No.76526515
>>76526443
Well done.
Anonymous No.76526528 >>76526559 >>76527483 >>76527518
>>76526451
was going to do a greentext but instead I'll just do this tldr

tl;dr misunderstanding about my california license plates led to gigantic butthurt retard squaring up and demanding I fight him, then trying to wrestle me when I told him I would shoot him if he tried to attack me
Anonymous No.76526545
>>76526443

What make and model of gun?
Anonymous No.76526559 >>76529622
>>76526528

Well now I just have more questions! What is up with Cali license plates? What was his complaint? In his crazed mind, was he teaching you a lesson about license plate law by wrestling you?
Anonymous No.76526634
>>76525954 (OP)
How great it feels to be a normal human compared to a disabled person? Feels normal.
Anonymous No.76526661 >>76527459 >>76529009 >>76529153 >>76532917
>>76525954 (OP)
>I mog all the normies
>I'm a human weapon
Anonymous No.76526692
>>76525958
this
Anonymous No.76527217
>>76525954 (OP)
Based, look at all the fat penguins seething itt
Anonymous No.76527453
>>76526443
Based
Anonymous No.76527459
>>76526661
double wrecked lol
Anonymous No.76527483
>>76526528
People are so fucking retarded. Sorry you had to go through all that anon
Anonymous No.76527488
Let's start from the top.
>What does it feel like to be a Human
You already know, and you seem not to care. You're vastly superior to every other species on earth just for typing this. You can pick up a gun and kill just about anything, for fun, for sport.

But that isn't enough for you. You're a monkey that needs the highest branch. So you lift weights, only to be weaker than someone else in the gym. You focus on your career, only to be under someone else financially or in your company, even as a business owner. So you focus on a sport or hobby, only to realize others can dedicate more time to being better. Even at your peak, you will always be the Vegeta to someone's Goku. You can have a family, loving wife, loving son, strongest you've ever been in your life, and you will always be mogged by someone, somewhere.

Focus on yourself and your family brother, your post tells me you're too young and naive to be your best version. No matter how jacked you look, someone else will be bigger and stronger, and they'll be close by in many situations. No matter how much you lift, Samuel Colt made you equal to everyone else anyway.
Anonymous No.76527501
>>76525954 (OP)
Is this how niggers think instead of just getting a job and being normal?
Anonymous No.76527518
>>76526443
>>76526528
Not the first story about MMA faggots picking up fights for no reason I hear. A friend of an uncle of mine got his clavicle broken by a kick by one of these faggots over some stupid traffic altercation because he got mad at getting horned. The boomer is rich and well-connected so the retard is literally doing jail time for it.
Anonymous No.76529009
>>76526661
brutal
Anonymous No.76529153
>>76526661
Lel
Anonymous No.76529176
>>76525954 (OP)
It's quite absurd when one of those fat ugly beasts happens to be in a position of power over you. Physical strength isnt everything, one must be ruthlessley machiavellan to gain even an ounce of leverage over those golems.
Anonymous No.76529622 >>76529646 >>76530531 >>76532934
>>76526559
He can't answer because it's a larp and a creative writing exercise, the reddit spacing gives it away. It's just too tryhard for a real story.
Anonymous No.76529646 >>76530557
>>76529622
The weak are always making up power fantasies where they kill and murder those who are stronger just simply for being stronger. Weak people truly detest the strong and seek to either eradicate or enslave them just to sate their own insecurity. It's sad really.
Anonymous No.76530531
>>76529622
as someone with PTSD over something sort of similar he writes pretty damn closely for me as someone with PTSD would
Anonymous No.76530557 >>76531002
>>76529646
You sound gay as fuck
Anonymous No.76530562
this is the gayest thread I've seen in 4chan and I've been since 2013 and mained /b/, /mu/ and /r9k/ for a while
Anonymous No.76531002 >>76531618
>>76530557
What are you going to shoot him bitch boy? He's right, the weak always resent the strong.

The problem is that steel is stronger than muscle. The story is most certainly fake, but it communicates the truth: modernity is gay.
Anonymous No.76531007 >>76533845
>>76525954 (OP)
I dont know why but i want to beat the shit out of that woman
Anonymous No.76531618
>>76531002
I'm jacked but I would still shoot someone over getting in a fist fight lul. You don't sound old enough to be on this site.
Anonymous No.76531833
>>76525954 (OP)
Nobody outside of 4chan I've ever respected has ever advised me to be anything but kind
mixedchad No.76532917
>>76526661
flexing is a turn off for girls
dont ask why that's just the way it is
Anonymous No.76532928
>>76525954 (OP)
>surrounded by severe signs of decay and decline
>feel smug and superior
this is the wrong emotion to have, anon.
you are in danger.
Anonymous No.76532934
>>76529622
This
The detail on on the first post and the refusal to engage further on simple questions make this 90% likely to be a power fantasy
Anonymous No.76533845
>>76531007
Because she would never give you the time of day. Higher status in every way possible, more beauty, more loved, access to wealth and resources. You want to return her to nothingness because you're subhuman