Thread 76529252

That shit hurts like fire
Why are women so fucking evil

>>76529252 (OP)
Then she's no longer worth your consideration. Tell her to go kick rocks.

>>76529252 (OP)
Remove the girl instead, body hair protects against chafing and cools you down when sweating because it doesn't run down your body, it stays to evaporate.
I once shaved my genitals in the summer and they always felt sticky and unpleasant.

It's a shit test. She'll never respect you afterwards

>>76529252 (OP)
why does your girl wanna make you gay?

If women have to shave their whole bodies every day then so do men. You don't get to complain about female grooming while looking like an ape. Sorry but them the rules.

>>76529262
Even gay men are noticing how evil women are
>>>/lgbt/40774596

>>76529306
Women only do that because other women will bully them into killing themselves if they dont

>>76529321
>blaming anime
Anime website.

>>76529321
When have gay men ever not despised women, though?

>>76529306
Men never impossed beauty standards on women, it's always women competing with each other. Same thing with men and body building, no women out there is asking us to do this but here many delusional people think it is the reason they can't get laid.

>>76529252 (OP)
If she sees you're willing to do anything without you resisting she will lose respect for you either way and leave. If she is seriously thinking about leaving because of your hair then she's not worth it. Both options lead to the same decision: don't shave even if it's a good idea, the game is on and you have to hold your ground. If you still want to shave do it after she is gone.

>>76529252 (OP)
I would remove all of my bodyhair if I could save for hair on head, shit is useless and vestigial

>laser hair removal
Is this thing permanent, if not how long does it last? price?
I don't shave my body because it's a pain in the ass to have to do it constantly.

>>76529306
women DON'T do that what the fuck are you talking about? have you ever had a girlfriend?

>>76529252 (OP)
Get a new bitch then break up with your girlfriend

>>76529306
>I fell for the jewish psyops, so you have to too!
No.

Do women even like men
You never see women embracing or appreciating men the way gay men embrace and appreciate other men

>>76529252 (OP)
tell her to get off birth control

>>76529252 (OP)
I am bald and have a hairy back and shoulders and my gf doesn't let me shave my head or back, she wants me a hairy caveman freak with a cul-de-sac
I think it's to keep the other women away

>>76529252 (OP)
humiliation ritual. women are the jews of the genders.
>>76529306
women don't have to shave their whole bodies. that's just another humiliation ritual.

>>76529252 (OP)
>>76529252 (OP)
>Change this meaningless and superficial aspect or else I'll leave you
She's either shittesting or just looking for an excuse to leave without making herself seem like the bad guy. Only option is to keep the hair. Or, if you're too weak to not cave in to a woman's demands (lol), then shave and get autistically into shaving. Look up geofatboy on youtube, watch his stuff full blast around her. Get a dozen different razors, shaving creams, brushes, everything. Become obnoxiously obsessed with shaving and shaving accessories. Make it the only thing you talk about. This will result in forcing your girl to either demand you stop shaving, or break up with you.

good bait thread

>>76529252 (OP)
Relationship thread?
On my /fit/?
Naaa
You are a massive faggot OP

>>76529252 (OP)
to be fair you don't have the type of build to be able to sport this hairy body
but you can use the hair removal liquid gel thing instead

>>76529509
Yeah the only people that can rock this are eastern euro power movers. The type that look like they grew out of a nuclear dump site.

>>76529358
It’s not permanent, but it lasts longer than waxing. And if you keep doing it the hair eventually grows back thinner and more sparse (so maybe it’s permanent eventually, but takes a long time). It also works better on some hair types/colors than others.

>>76529358
>>76529554
As far as cost, depends entirely on how much surface area you are treating. It can easily run into the thousands of dollars for a course of treatment (usually a few visits over the span of a year or so) if you are doing a larger area.

>>76529252 (OP)
Aw jeez I hate having shave my shoulders 3x/week to get laid.
Oh wait, I don't have that problem because I'm not a dysgenic chimp.

>>76529625
hairy shoulders makes you look bigger in a shirt.

Spam thread
>>76529306
And this is op

>>76529252 (OP)
I wish I had a chest that hairy. I have a big chest, bookshelf coming in bigly. Have some girl bury her face in it while Im drilling the SHIT out of her and pulling on it, MY GOD.
Bite my face.

>>76529252 (OP)
>tfw I'm actually hairier than that dude

Its fucking hell. Takes me about an hour once a week for full body but I can't do my arms or else they'd look even smaller so I have to work a fade into them under the shoulder. Otherwise it looks like I'm wearing those gloves veterinarians use to reach into a cow's asshole.

There is nothing wrong with body hair

Can i get laser hair removal for my dick?
It looks like this, there's always some hair on the shaft

>>76529306
Either you're part werewolf or exceedingly lazy.

Todays men under the age of thirty are more like women than men lmaoooo

>>76529262
Because pussies like OP allow it.

>>76529292
/thread
>>76529306
3/8

>>76529418
I'm glad these two won their firearms back finally.

>>76529847
As I get older I notice them higher and higher. I want it on my ears too. Maybe the nape of my neck.

>>76529847
bump

>>76529252 (OP)
Laser is permanent. Tell her as a gf she can help you shave or wax. Temporary for temporary. Only consider laser if shes a wife.

>>76529909
You stupid fucking nigger bitch.

Mine trims my back and I take care of the rest but I've was doing this before we met.
>>76529342
Niki's face with Meg the Stallion's body

>>76529252 (OP)
I agree with her.

>>76529916
what's wrong, i'm also interested in the shaft hair situation. How come they don't have it in the vids?
Last couple times i trie shaving there I got blood all over. I can only take the small scissors there, but that obviously don't cut it for the tiny shaft hairs (and ballz)

I’ve had laser hair removal done on my back and shoulders and the results are 10/10.

>>76529350
same

>>76529252 (OP)
>>76529266
I'm hairier than OP and spent years shaving my body. A couple of years ago I said fuck it and stopped. I was actually cooler in summer with my body hair than without it. Your body hair not only wicks the sweat away from your body but also creates an air gap between you and your clothes that also helps cool you down.

>>76529749
Agreed, Brother!

>>76530010
I left the basement

>>76529847
Kek

>>76529847
It's normal for your dick to have whiskers

>>76529252 (OP)
Do it if you want to, not for her. People need to realize that they have to be worthy of the shit people do for them. Her being a bitch with tits and a cunt isn't enough for that. Hope you have the self-respect to realize this anon

>>76529252 (OP)
>maybe if he shaves I'll like him again
Dump this chick and be on your merry way

>>76529350
>>76529966
You can

>>76529949
>scissors
Are you retarded?
Clippers for bush, razor for balls, tweezers for shaft.

>>76529742
This nigga has a fade on his arm hair, wtf

>>76530044
I have sleeves, super hairy but stops right under shirt sleeves. Looks retarded in summer

>>76529252 (OP)
plenty of other girls who like the carpetburn
you'll find the right one, chewbacca

>>76530010
Sun is still up, can't leave yet.

>listen to woman
>emasculate yourself for her
>get cheated on
Just don't.

>>76530026
No it’s not you freak

>>76530163
Yes it is!

>>76529252 (OP)
I hope this is a joke. Have some self respect.

>>76529306
Women shave their legs, pussy & armpits.
I shave my face, groin & armpits. It's a fair deal.

>>76529464
Yeah we should all just be gay instead.

>>76529262
it really doesnt
youre getting the cheapist shit version of laser removal
theres methods now that are completely painless

funny because norelco bodygroover can get your right in just 20 minutes

>>76529345
>Men never impossed beauty standards on women
remember idiots like this are allowed to vote

>>76530586
Where is your rebuttal?

>>76530489
Faggot.

>>76530489
>face
Yeah pretty common
>groin
Sure, I get it
>armpits
Uhhhh

>>76529847
I tried plucking just one out, yeah fuck that.

Tell me how my head is losing hair but I have hair on my fucking shaft

>>76529847
Kek ive been plucking those fuckers for a decade and they still wont stop growing. When i go to turkey im gonna have my dick hairs crafted onto my head

>>76529252 (OP)
Kek where?
>>76529262
I wanted to get rid of 5am shadow since it makes me look rly old. Every session hurt like fkn hell. They say it gets better after a few times but that's not the case in my experience.

>>76530543
You need to target the hair follicle with a lot of heat / energy. This will always be a painful process because the laser transfers a really high amount of heat that causes burning in the follicle.

>>76530837
>>76530801
>tfw hair on shaft anon as well
Has anyone tried a little bit of nair?

>>76530586
I don't vote.
Remember there are idiots who think that democracy dictates where power resides and how it is administrated.

LMAO

>>76530170
Hello Ratto :)

>>76529252 (OP)
Complying with the demands of a female will never result in a positive outcome.
The more you comply and the more you give in, the less she'll respect you and the more often she'll make demands again.

If the threat of breaking up or divorce works on you ONCE it'll happen over and over again until your relationship is living Hell.

>Do X or I break up with you!!
Immediately dump her on the spot (politely), tell her to leave (politely) and start ghosting her.
I guarantee that she'll come back crawling to you and blow up your phone with texts.

Bros in getting a LOT of hate from women for my beard, literally every interaction I had with a female in the last month every single one of them was seething about my beard except my ex who I broke I 2 months ago, basically it was her who convinced me to grow it out even more. What do? It got to a point where a milf who is a friend of my mom called her in front of me and she prayed that my beard burns in my sleep

>>76531846
>every single one of them was seething about my beard
>her who convinced me to grow it out even more
How long are we talking here?
Is it a short full beard like pic related or is it a hobo old man tier long beard?

>>76531862
Insanely long hobo beard

>>76531865
Ew. What the fuck are you doing, my dude?
What's the point here? Unless you're old enough to be a grampa I mean.

>>76531872
I just went along with it bro, it’s more orthodox and since I’m med I said why not

You failed the shit test

>>76531886
I'm med too, and I'd never grow a long ass beard unless I was an old man.
This shit looks too goofy if you're a young man in his 20s or even 30s.

I would never shave my crotch, and my current gf loves getting her face pushed in there

>>76531979
nah it's not that big as the pic you posted

>pic rel

>>76529252 (OP)
i'm going to get laser hair removal on my back because it disgusts me and i can't even see it. maybe shoulders too.

everything else is staying though.

>>76529464
Thats what sucking dick is for

>>76529466
unironically this. there is such a massive difference in how women on birth control act vs normal women its like they're two different species.

>>76531989
You look like an arab

>>76529464
>Do women even like men
They unironically hate men per se in every way and are concerned only with what men can provide them, while men like women at face value
People here largely don't understand this and lift for women anyway, though

>>76530770
Not that anon but I shave face and pits. I'm hairy as fuck and if I let armpit hair grow out I would have a plume of hair shooting out of my pits which just looks nasty. If you just shave once every few weeks you don't have to worry about that shit and it's easier to keep clean and reduce smell.

>>76529464
because good relationships are in stable homes where nobody is recording fake interactions for tik tok

i hope you retards understand that about the world

>>76529252 (OP)
So your real choice here is
>get laser hair removal like a faggot and get dumped anyways for being a faggot
or
>tell her to go to hell and maybe not

ITS A SHIT TEST YOU BUFFOON

>>76532891
>he thinks most domestic spats are filmed
Are you perhaps retarded

>>76530837
>When i go to turkey im gonna have my dick hairs crafted onto my head
Please don’t do this.

>>76529507
When is OP ever not a faggot

>>76532954
most good AND bad moments are not filled, doofus

>>76529252 (OP)
Women DO NOT want you to change yourself for them 95% of the time, they offer these up largely as shit tests. Even if she thinks she wants you to, if you listen to her demand her subconcious will tell her you're a bitch who listens to demands, and she'll get the ick.

>>76529847
I just take an electric trimmer to it and a foil shaver to the stubble. Might be a case of me getting away with it because I'm blond though.

test

>>76529909
>that would be herpes

>>76529252 (OP)
whenever i hear guys complaining about grooming their body hair i know that they don't have a lot of it. my whole chest and stomach area would be covered in a jungle of hair if i didn't shave and i would look like a fucking faggot because of it. instead i choose to shave because i want to exhibit my body that i work for in the gym. at the very least trim your body hair

Just use a hair trimmer. You can get the hair short enough with that.

lol u guys r so silly

>>76534142
Based.

>>76529306
>them the rules

>>76529252 (OP)
Ground pound her like Donkey Kong then dump her

>>76529252 (OP)
Break up with her.

>>76529252 (OP)
Use veet

>>76529306
I fucking love hairy arms on a hot babe

>>76529306
Fk those nerds, I go so deep in the bush you can call me Tarzan.

>>76529252 (OP)
Getting a new gf is easier than working on your relationship btw

>>76529306
Women don't shave nowadays.

>>76529464
>Do women even like men
No