Thread 76532408

Why isn't canned fish shilled harder?
>Omega 3s out the ass
>high protein density
>Easy to store and prepare
>Comes in a lot of fun varieties if you want something extra to your meal
>Mercury isn't a problem if you stick to sardines / salmon / Atlantic mackerel and the like
Seems like a slept on super food especially when people are out there trying to buy fish oil and making sure it's not rotten crap. You could just actually eat the fish and get great contribution to your other nutrient needs on top of the omega 3s.

>>76532408 (OP)
Go away fish monger.

>tastes bad unless doused in oil + sodium
>fish, so is likely caught in some third world country where they dump industrial garbage into the sea
>even if it's not caught in a third world country the sea is already so polluted that it's everywhere

>>76532419
>fish tastes bad
You have no taste.
Also, do you think food raised on land is magically safer to eat or something?

>>76532408 (OP)
why would i want to eat canned animals? are you fucking retarded?

Something about this thread is attracting glowniggers like flys to shit. Keep posting OP you're clearly onto something

Because health schizos love pretending to be prehistoric men eating big chunks of meat (see sv3rige, ketolards and so on), and eating something from a can goes against that.

Also, many amerifats have childish palates and hate fish, like >>76532419

>>76532408 (OP)
Because I'm not poor

>>76532530
I like fish taste, just not canned fish
It tastes awful

best to make a spread with cottage cheese or sour cream on toast with lots of pepper, mayo works too but you’re ruining your omega 3 with omega 6

>>76532408 (OP)
What should I eat to make my balls heavy and low

>>76532408 (OP)
> heavy metal out the ass
> radioactive elements
> PCBs
Nah, fuck off

They're shilled pretty heavily on here. I live near the plant that makes the best ones so I get a sweet deal buying cases from employees. Just polished off a can now actually.

Mackerels canned with jalapeños are my favourite. Sardines are also good. Literally just pair the fish with a hot sauce and they are goated

>>76532408 (OP)
Oh wow, look, another sardine's thread. How original. It's not like we have nine of these threads every single day. It's so depressing how people live their life by memes.

>>76532408 (OP)
It only comes in oil and I dont know what to do with that. Dont want to throw the container away with it dont want to dump down the drain plus it makes the garbage smell

>>76532408 (OP)
>>Mercury isn't a problem if you stick to sardines / salmon / Atlantic mackerel and the like
suspect

salt and price

I would be eating 14 cans a week otherwise. Currently do 3.

>>76532783
Take it from somebody who works at a food pantry (me). Go to a food pantry and get basically unlimited sardines for free.
And yes, I mean sardines. We have like 10 billion cans of sardines. I'm not talking about canned tuna in oil or whatever.

>>76532408 (OP)
You autistic niggers don't know how to cook a fish?

>>76532408 (OP)
Oh wow you're a fucking retard.

>>76532560
QRD? Do you mash fish and cottage cheese together or something? Sounds like it would taste like pate but fish, is that right?

>>76532587
I live near the factory how do I get cases from employees? I eat a can every day.

>>76532408 (OP)
ifykyk, im having a can at the very least once a week, tossing the fish in a salad and having a nice meal

Based fish enjoyers. May the gains and healthy neuroplastic brains be forever yours

>>76532408 (OP)
I just get tired of eating it very quickly.

>>76534229
If it's Conner's Bros, employees get a discount and can buy them in bulk. Either get a job there or make friends with someone who has.

>>76532775
If it's olive oil, you eat it.
Use some lemon and salt on the fish, get one slice of toasted bread and dip it in the oil.

>>76532408 (OP)
I have a small tin of tuna everyday.
Mercury poisoning my fuckin ass.cheap good protein.

I switched from chicken to cod years ago die to prices (around 20$ kilo chicken vs 14$ kilo cod) and I've been fine ever since, it's not something magical just as good as any protein

Fuckin deenz thread?
Love me some deenz, simple as.
Best snack or post workout protein.
Straight outta da can with a bit of hotsauce is absolutely top tier.

Wow a thread I agree with I don't believe it this has to be a trick I will kill myself now

>>76532530
this is me all my diet revolves around that

>>76532408 (OP)
25 €/Kg for mass fished food

>>76532543
>Im not poor
>fucking fish
>It's probably the most expensive food category there is

>>76534756
>.cheap good protein
>25€/Kg

>>76532414
I wish I was a fish monger.
It a cool job, even if a bit fishy.

>>76532520
>the more people who find my ideas retarded the more correct i am
Must be a very comforting concept for you. Though i do agree that canned fish is goated.

>>76536075
What do you do now, anon?

If you want to be a fish monger, go for it!
I had a friend who did a season in a canery up in Alaska. Another who did a season on a fishing boat. They both hated the experience. But maybe you'll enjoy it. An actual fish monger job would probably be more comfy and safe.

Let us know if you do it. You could be the fishmonger of /fit/. If you hooked us up with fresh catches, you'd probably get included in the new year's webcomic!

>>76532408 (OP)
>in oil
No thank you. No idea why but most oils give me terrible nausea 6-8 hours after consuming them. Can eat straight up lard no problem but make it plant oil (and fish, if there's a lot of it) and I'm tucking a pillow under my side and controlling my breathing for an hour so as not to puke. It's a shame because deens and sprats are nice. Maybe I'll get my ass to a gastroenterologist one of these days.

>>76536116
>What do you do now, anon?
I work for a government as tech support for a site only government employees can use.

No one is using the site unless told to, I get 5 tickets a year, all password reset, I have not talked to my manager in 3 years.
I get a 10% raise every year + inflation adjustment.
But, I have to be in the office 6 days a week 9-5, I can't do anything fun as everything is monitored 24/7.
Can't bring in non-approved equipment, nothing is ever approved, not even books...

It's like area 51, with non of the cool shit.
I feel my soul leave my body every day.

>>76532408 (OP)
STFU YOU RETARD
do you want this shit to get more expensive?

>>76536169

That's sad, man. At least you've got money, but where does the time go?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4RxaUzXriZE&pp=ygUbZmlzaGVzIHRvIGphcGFuIHN0YW4gcm9nZXJz

>>76532577
>Pregnant women advised worldwide not to eat it
>12 rare sea turtles die to catch one fish
>"Yeah bro it comes packaged like dog food and lasts forever it's great bro just ate an entire case this week"
Another day on this retarded board

>>76536591
are you maybe getting all fish confused with cheap tuna?

>>76532408 (OP)
One shitty little can of salmon at the store is nearly 2.30 but I still eat two a day, they're great.

>>76532408 (OP)
I eat a can of salmon and a can of sardines every day. I’ve tried shilling but people don’t want to listen. They think fish is nasty because they are mutt trogs

I've enjoyed a few cans of smoked mussles lately. Since I live on the beach anyway I've decided I'm going to start harvesting and pickling my own fresh ones. Mussles are pound for pound every bit as good as chicken breast and they are totally free, without even needing some gay permit. The only trick is to check for closures because during algea blooms they can give you some kind of paralysis evidently.

>>76532408 (OP)
>muh WILD CAUGHT
As if you can farm the hyperactive pelagic mackerel, lmao

>>76534964
Based fellow Norwegian cod-Chad

>>76532408 (OP)
>Omega 3s out the ass
The same shit seed oil is made of? That's all PUFAs are is omega 3 and 6. They say they're oxidized when heated up, you think cooking a fish doesn't heat up and destroy the omegas? Might as well suck down seed oil.

>>76536908
Man.

>>76532408 (OP)
Every time I eat them, I get a tummy ache. I prefer to eat fresh seafood. I had them in olive oil though. I might try them in water and see if they agree with my stomach better that way

Mackerel and sardines are great protein and are very cheap but they don't taste as good as other fish. The canned variety is great because it keeps for a long time but the high sodium content is the obvious downside. I recently bought no-sodium added tuna though which im looking forward to, 90mg in a can which isn't too bad I guess. I had the same idea in the past and you'll probably get bored of the taste long before you save a sizable amount of money. Just have them ocassionally as a snack or lunch or when you go camping. That's where they're best.

>>76532419
>mfw the best sardines I've ever had were found in the fish isle at walmart
>caught in Latvia and the only tin with a "May be hazardous to your health" warning
I keep opening new brands of sardeeny, hoping to once again trade days, months, years of my life for that delicious brine but I just can't find it again

>>76532520
It's the fish... The fish is the panacea big pharma doesn't want you to have!!