Thread 76532863

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

the cope continues...

>>76532863 (OP)
>i regret following my own advice
shocking...truely

>>76532863 (OP)
qrd?

"Doctor" Mike cried talking to AI, has extreme body dysmorphia, and is a roidtranny retard. Dude should self obliterate

Why does fit give me regular updates on this bald ugly roidmonkey?

I don't want see 17 min of this kike talking where's the highlight?

some people's lives serve only the purpose of acting as a warning to others

>>76532956
He lives rent free in /fit/'s head

>>76532863 (OP)
>Says dreamer bulk is gaining 1 pound of body weight per week for 8 weeks
That just sounds like a normal bulk.
Isn't dreamer bulking eating 1000s above maintenance for multiple years?

>>76532927
>>76532962
he regrets dirty bulking because it gave him love handles, we got clickbaited

>>76533000
it looks like he still dirty bulking. his stomach says a lot more than whats coming out of his mouth

He is clickbaiting you in to oblivion. You are getting played like a fiddle. Idiot

>>76533000
>we got clickbaited
>>76533006
>He is clickbaiting you in to oblivion
So he doesn't have a massive scar on his lower back? I figured it was surgery to fix herniated discs or some shit

>>76532981
More like he's posting this shit here himself for attention. Same as that other little midget and the retarded scrawny balding long haired fag.

>>76533000
Thanks anon .

>>76533008
He does. He got surgery to "fix" his love handles.

>>76533018
..........surgery? To remove fat? That he could've lost naturally by dieting? What a fucking dumbass

Im waiting for some commentary retard like philion or the stickman animation faggot to repost it because im sure as fuck not giving him any direct views unless it's a video of him commiting suicide

>>76532863 (OP)
Mike Gaza reaching new lows by the day.

>>76532863 (OP)
His techniques are pretty legit he just is old

>>76532956
for the same reason as crazy vegan guy and crazy meat guy get spammed here.

>>76533046
he also blast gear like crazy
no excuse to have a belly at that point

>>76533046
He's been training in those retarded tweaked ways for decades now, his age isnt an excuse tho to the discontent of this board i will take back what i just said and call him a man in his prime who looks 20 at 40

>>76533000
Tricked me again ;(

>>76533021

You can get rid of the fat but he dirty bulked when he was young leaving him with a love handle spot that blows up the moment he puts on any fat. He tried to get rid of it with surgery.

>>76532863 (OP)
Lo9k at the back of his fucking head. Looks like a seal

>>76533000
I remember listening podcasts of him before he got big on youtube and he was advocating dirty bulking from 2015 until 2020 i think, then he got destroyed by Eric Helms in a debate and changed his views. Basically he destroyed himself with agressive surplus instead of just eating just a little more.

>>76533067
If i were roiding id be eating 5lbs of meat a day, theres no way to keep up with that level of test and is why so many users have bulging veins without being huge. You could sit at a buffet eating carbs and protein and lifting in the parking lot and still be losing fat.

>>76533000
BULKBROS BTFO
BULKBROS BTFO
BULKBROS BTFO
BULKBROS BTFO

>>76533126
"it hurts to live............................... kill me......................"

>>76533196
Bro got rock-climbing wall neck plus what looks like scarring from failed AKN resections. What in the actual fuck?

Is he growing some kind of tumors back there!?

Still acne free so it could be worst , like me , i have terminal acne

This thread is not organic. Who is paying for this OP and these posts? Is it mikes own marketing team?

>>76532863 (OP)
>advice
but i thought he was following science?

Dr. Mike unedited.

>>76533579
Dr. Mike went to a butcher's shop he confused for a dermatologist's office.

Should have stuck with a Jewish doctor, lmao.

"the bulk i did 10 years ago gave me permanent love handles" is probably the worst cope ive ever heard in body building
i dont even think piss lord himself ever said something so stupid

Has anyone told this old biscuit he looks like shit? Like no matter what surgery you do, you will still look like shit.

>>76533794
I bulked up heavier than his little ass and have a six pack with 33" waist no surgery currently.

>>76533000
how come pic related or jay cutler had no problem getting shredded nor did they gain permanent love handles (lmao)

>>76533046
no!
he extends his spine in every exercise he does thinking this will give him more range of motion/muh big stretch when all it does is take away tension from the targeted muscle and transfer it to his erectors

>>76533196
cvg (growth on the scalp) is pretty norm when you're using gh and gear

>>76533228
RIP my sides, for some reason I also see the final evolution frogtech on his nogging

>>76532863 (OP)
Self-proclaiming science-based fitness influencers will never be real scientists. It is all about useless clickbait fearbait scams.

>>76533046
Just don't listen to any of his diet advice. Ever.

>>76533858
Because contrary to what Mike said about 10-12 week bulking/cutting, he spent about 12 years of his life legit fucking fat and didn't cut.

>listens to Dave Pulumbo
>doesn't listen to Mike Mentzer

>>76533858
Because Jay Cutler could actually cut. Mike Israel is just coping for his incompetence.

>>76532981
It's crazy how hard he triggers the losers here. Unlike most fitness influencers he's ugly, so they feel comfortable talking shit about him. If only they realized talking about him only helps since he's firmly in the youtube churn now.

>>76534559
i actually liked mike and took him and his content seriously until he posted photos of him draining his back on social media
after that i unsubbed and no longer take anytning he says seriously

>>76534599
it made me realize that he is just an insane person.
Not even an insane person on steroids with body dysmorphia just an insane person

>>76534523
He was abusing insulin and eating fat like a natural probably, its way more complicated timing diet with steroids. You have to be fresh to lift an absolute shitload AND have built up muscle fatigue and time the carbs and protein with injections/orals(lift a lot on low dose and blast while halfway through a short lifting week and also manage not lifting so much you dont build muscle. Nobody is that far into lifting when they start juicing. Then you get in to how to effectively build muscle on low dose since youre usually highly fatigued and tendons are fried by then and you need cortisol steroids gh stem cells etc and taking a lot of time off(while not hard to regain muscle) just makes you end up spinning your wheels. Fuckin insane fluctuations of calorie requirements as test changes with different compounds etc.

>>76534559
it's just speed running him turning into a lolcow
more eyes on him, more preassure to upload really bad content that further devalues his shitty opinions and takes
he's been under the radar for too long if anything

i watch a fair amount of fitness content online and it's funny how the general opinion on him has flipped within the past 6 months

>>76533086
lmao I thought he was like a late 50s/60s fitness veteran, but no he just looks fucking awful for 40

>>76534612
Like I said, don't listen to any of his diet advice, ever.

It's literally all bad. He hates coffee, loves chemical additives in McDonalds, hates keto because he did it wrong, talks up Dave Pulumbo's shit even though IT IS KETO, thinks he cycled dream bulk.dream cut on a 12 week cycle for years when he was actually an obese lump of shit for a decade, likes the bad sweeteners, doesn't like the ones that just make you shit... he's just fucking retarded when it comes to diet.

>>76534617
For real he looks like Joe Rogan from a few years ago back before Rogan giga-walled.

>>76532981
>rent free
typical jew

>>76534602
Yeah, but he's not alone. His way of dealing with the knowledge of his mortality was to become a grotesque cyborg or die trying. The latter I'm sure.

>>76534856
Imagine trying to become a space marine in the year 2020
I can only imagine he tried to get some scammer to install him a second heart and third lung at some point

>>76534856
>>76534876
He's been teaming up with Bryan Johnson recenty, but AFAIK he's still got a pretty shit-tier supplement stack. You can just tell from OP's photo that enzymes are alien technology to him.

>>76534628
Also eats cereal

>>76534896
You'd think if Bryan and Mike teamed up, Mike would grow hair, get lean and scar free while Bryan would finally escape victim weight... BUT NOPE LOL.
>protip: small molecule skill issues all around