I worked out so hard today that I almost passed out and almost vomited
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:08:49 AM
No.76534883
>>76534902
>>76534840 (OP)
>Almost
Saying you almost did something is meaningless. You either did or - as in this case - you didn't.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:27:46 AM
No.76534902
>>76534879
>>76534883
I don't want to actually pass out at the gym, hit my head and become retarded though
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:37:08 AM
No.76535018
>>76534840 (OP)
almost holy cows in horse shoes and ham and eggs
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:17:38 PM
No.76536690
I didn’t shower yesterday and went to the gym today. Their air conditioning broke and I farted really loud after a set and I blew that much fart sweat out my arse that I couldn’t tell if I had shat myself or simply farted
To my relief, I had in fact shat myself