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Anonymous No.76538291 >>76538293 >>76538351 >>76538680 >>76538774 >>76538778 >>76538797 >>76538849 >>76539111 >>76539117 >>76539283 >>76539830 >>76540013 >>76540045 >>76540143 >>76540566 >>76540678 >>76540722 >>76540837 >>76540849 >>76540952 >>76540954 >>76540987 >>76541966 >>76542516 >>76543159 >>76543512 >>76543769 >>76551575
What exercise routine will make me 18 again?
Anonymous No.76538293 >>76538296 >>76538303 >>76538315 >>76539105 >>76539117 >>76539320 >>76540678 >>76540958 >>76540989 >>76541028 >>76548344 >>76549546 >>76551552
>>76538291 (OP)
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.76538296
>>76538293
What does this image of an infant have to do with OP's question?
Anonymous No.76538303 >>76547428
>>76538293
he said 18 not 8
Anonymous No.76538315
>>76538293
its funny how different he looks in these retouched photos compared to that video where he is awkwardly dancing and you can clearly tell hes like 50
Anonymous No.76538351 >>76540090
>>76538291 (OP)
Every day I live is a day closer to getting to go home to the Lord Jesus.
Anonymous No.76538680 >>76540022 >>76540678 >>76540829 >>76543898
>>76538291 (OP)
I'm 28 and it feels like I was 18 a century ago. I can hardly remember being that person.
Try doing things in your life.
Anonymous No.76538774
>>76538291 (OP)
allowing fun and whimsey to remain in your soul
im in my 30's with grey hairs and the start of wrinkles from smiling but i still get ID checked often
Anonymous No.76538778 >>76539300
>>76538291 (OP)
im 30 and feel better than when i was 18
Anonymous No.76538797 >>76538849 >>76538957 >>76539139
>>76538291 (OP)
Seriously if the only thing you had going for you was muh youf then you are bottom tier niggercattle that should be rendered into dog food or cosmetic products
Anonymous No.76538841 >>76539852 >>76543902 >>76551570
I'm 34 and feel the exact same as when I was 18. Wtf are people always bitching about?
Anonymous No.76538849 >>76538926 >>76539335
>>76538291 (OP)
>>76538797

Stop giving a fuck about its, 3x10, 6 days a week (one rest day of crying about your age on /fit/).

All kidding and meme shit aside, can someone legit tell me why so many men here talk about age the way women and gays used to?

I'm 34 and when I was in my 20s, I never heard any of that "omg I'm not gonna be young anymore" shit coming from straight men. Nor did guys my age think being young was some kind of flex on older men.

Yeah, women did the whole "I'm so youngwildandfreeeeee" thing, so did gay twinks. Seems to be normal for all men now, like "straight" 20-something year-old men will be like "haha at least I'm YOUNG!"

There are probably going to be a lot of suicides in the next 5-10 years when these poor guys realize that they've hit 30 and no mysterious stranger is going to show up in their lives and give them a ton of money to buy that sleek urban bachelor pad, go to nightclubs all the time, fuck lots of strange pussy, and finally get to #TRAVEL to Mykonos or Ibiza to take pictures or wherever.
Anonymous No.76538856
Starting to get a bit flabby?
Anonymous No.76538926 >>76554722
>>76538849
>why so many men here talk about age the way women and gays used to?
>gays
There's your answer fishbulb
Who else but the most flaming of autistic untermenschen faggots would spend this much time on a belgian toaster wiring board crying about their lost youth or staring at and critiquing mens bodies all day and calling anyone over 170lbs fat? Urban dictionary "twink death" and "gay fat"
OP should have gone full throttle and hopped on hrt when he had the chance
Anonymous No.76538957 >>76539102 >>76540945 >>76549459
>>76538797
On average, the older men get, the less attractive they are for girls in their prime
They are subconsciously aware of this thanks to instinct or may actually be in the know
Either way, it worries them and rightly so
Anonymous No.76539102 >>76539116
>>76538957
>On average, the older men get, the less attractive they are for girls in their prime
Who's gonna tell him
Anonymous No.76539105
>>76538293
He said he wants to be 18, not a middle-aged lesbian.
Anonymous No.76539111
>>76538291 (OP)
A lot of white men on the internet troon out as cope for ageing.
So that
Anonymous No.76539116 >>76539123 >>76539993 >>76549459
>>76539102
No one because women selecting for age like men do is a cope by nerds in their 30's who unironically bought into the "get a STEM degree get super rich and all the hot bimbos will leave frat chads for you"
That is the logic behind "men peak in their 30's" as well. You never hear 20 yo normies or 50 yos say that because they both know it's not true for various reasons.
Someone post THAT one comic strip
Anonymous No.76539117
>>76538291 (OP)
Sauna, sunlight, and glutathione?
>>76538293
This dude looks way better now. He was too lean in these pics but recently started carrying more fat and his face looks way younger (i dont mean an unhealthy ammount of fat just not super lean like this pic)
Anonymous No.76539123 >>76539136
>>76539116
>(You)
Anonymous No.76539136
>>76539123
You're projecting, ranjesh. Let me guess you think being a codemonkey underpaid slave will land you an 18yo white girl ?
Anonymous No.76539139
>>76538797
>posts anime girl
>is fat old man
Like clockwork.
Anonymous No.76539195
>OP pic
God damn it....
Anonymous No.76539243
Tessamorelin made me feel like a teenager again. Doubles you HGH levels which for me feels whatever they were when I was 18. You feel more hungry and sleep hard as fuck an generally feel good. Though I do suspect it’s basically a carcinogen
Anonymous No.76539283
>>76538291 (OP)
kegels
Anonymous No.76539300
>>76538778
I don't. When I was 18 I was regularly balls deep in my ex. Now I'm married and always working
Anonymous No.76539320
>>76538293
stop shilling this homo for the love of god
Anonymous No.76539335 >>76539663 >>76543279 >>76545372
>>76538849
Reason one.
Its guys that didn't get laid in their teens, seriously fucks you up for the rest of your life. Its a trauma that's rarely talked about.
The second reason, is that stable relationships and family life are a thing of the past for most of us, people worry about their age, because they dont have a wife and children, and no matter how people cope, we all want and need that.
The older you are (more damaged) the less chance you have of getting a younger (less damaged) parter to mate with
Anonymous No.76539663 >>76539958
>>76539335
Not true I literally fucked 10 girls by the time I was 22. I’m still obsessed with looking young as long as possible because getting old sucks dick and if you are cool with getting old you have a broken spirit and you are a bitch
Anonymous No.76539780 >>76540678
how fucking boring is your life that 12 years seems like nothing? My 20's felt like a long 10 years with tons of shit that happened, good and bad.
Anonymous No.76539802
Why 18 when you can go 14
Anonymous No.76539830
>>76538291 (OP)
You don't want to be 18 again. You want to he right where you are, but having made all those choices correctly.

Well guess what, you can't go back, but you can start making choices correctly now.
Anonymous No.76539852
>>76538841
Same desu, minus the naivety about the world and lack of experience
Anonymous No.76539958
>>76539663
Then you are reason number 2
Anonymous No.76539993 >>76540043 >>76540056 >>76541913 >>76543283 >>76543351 >>76549521 >>76551296 >>76551307
>>76539116
this 100%. I'm so sick and tired of copers pretending that men peak any later than women. You hit your physical peak in your mid 20s and your mental peak in your late teens and from then on it's downhill.

The only young girls attainable by old farts are golddiggers. I guess it's natural for them to convince themselves that their 21yo girlfriend really loves them so much while she's chilling on his yacht or whatever. BTW the same reason you never see poor 30/40+yo guys with hot young girls, no matter how buff he is.

there are very few girls with genuine "daddy issues" (again, the cope goes the other way around as well, women don't like to admit to themselves that they're prostituting themselves for an old fart), but those that do exist are never hot.
Anonymous No.76540013 >>76540057
>>76538291 (OP)
why would you want to be 18?

I'm in my mid 20s now and can't wait to get out of them. 20s are the worst time for men. Before you're 18, you're free and naive, you do all that teenage love shit, experience the world, have no worries, all that. Kinda makes me sad that I've missed this due to overbearing single mother, but whatever. When I'm in my 30s my income will rise higher and higher, I can buy a house and raise kids with my now-gf-then-wife, get into expensive hobbies like cars, invest and build more companies and start growing my legacy.

my 20s are shit. all you do is go to uni which is a hellscape now because 90% of the student body is Indian. you're broke as fuck and can't afford anything. your parents still feel like you're a kid and try to extend their influence over you.

if I had like an aging-time-machine I would either go back to like 12 or straight down to 35. 20s are literally only desireable if you're a low inhib retard who only derives joy from getting drunk at parties with other retards
Anonymous No.76540022 >>76540941
>>76538680
What is there to do you fucking retard?
18-22 university
22-30 jobs

gaming, movies, gym during free time
thats it.
Anonymous No.76540043 >>76540051 >>76540067
>>76539993
What about Drew Starkey? He is 32 and he has received massive attention from young women on tiktok
Anonymous No.76540045
>>76538291 (OP)
Uphill sprints
Anonymous No.76540051
>>76540043
>b-b-bu but what about this clear exception that proves the rule!!!11!1one!1
Youre taking the piss, surely
Anonymous No.76540056 >>76540446
>>76539993
They do peak later on average than women, 25, like you said, girls peak at 16
Its only bullshitting when people say guys peak at 40
Anonymous No.76540057
>>76540013
He's purely talking about his body and health you retard not a fucking time machine
Anonymous No.76540063 >>76542608 >>76543181 >>76553643
Grow up OP
Anonymous No.76540067
>>76540043
He's an exception, there always will be exceptions, we're talking about the average guy here, who falls off in their late twenties
Anonymous No.76540090
>>76538351
I mean...
Hell is technically a vassal realm of heaven so i suppose it counts?
Anonymous No.76540143
>>76538291 (OP)
Not working. Quit your job, eat healthy, and sleep in. Did this for 4 months and felt like a god, looked way better.
Anonymous No.76540171 >>76543346
>Literally just forget that summer training is coming and spend all of your stamina in late may even though you were warned about it two turns before

Is this a sign of dementia?
Anonymous No.76540446 >>76540693
>>76540056
>girls peak at 16
idk if I'd agree with that desu. I'm frequently around girls in that age bracket because I have a younger sister. I'd say some of them start becoming "fuckable" at that age, but most of them still have barely any tits or ass, they often have acne and crooked teeth, and they smell bad (often worse than boys). Look I enjoy some loli hentai as much as the next guy but in my opinion real life females peak in their early 20s just like men do, in attractiveness. The only difference I'd say is that if a woman doesn't put effort into her appearance, she goes downhill way faster than a man.
Anonymous No.76540566
>>76538291 (OP)
Cardio
Ideally swimming, which will also build a toned-ish body
Anonymous No.76540678 >>76541921
>>76538291 (OP)
Basic fitness, healthy diet, staying out of the sun other than mornings and evenings, and lightly suppressing DHT will put you above 95% of males in your age bracket, and will lead you to the age of 60 while looking better than most 40 year olds. No need to fall for anti aging memes like this >>76538293 retard.
Also stay away from the marriage meme. You can start a family without betting away half of your wealth + alimony.
>>76538680
>>76539780
I'm 35. I barely remember all the "fun" things I did when I was young. I think I had too much fun so it all became a mush.
>dude they weren't memorable enough bro
At the time I would have thought I would remember it forever. I forgot the names of most of my high school friends, I might recognize them if someone mentiones them. It's even worse for people I met in college. In my opinion you (as a 18-to-25 year old) should have an amount of fun that will sustain you for the present but otherwise you should hardcore invest in your future. The "best years of your life" meme is killing any chance to make it for the vast majority of normalfags.
You should get skilled/educated/experienced as much as possible while your brain is still young and plastic so you could build a stable career that will sustain a satisfying lifestyle from your 30s into your retirement.
Anonymous No.76540693 >>76540833
>>76540446
Tits and asses don't grow after 16 retard, unless their a late bloomer, which is rarer for girls.
Anonymous No.76540722
>>76538291 (OP)
one set of time machine inventing to success
Anonymous No.76540829
>>76538680
Goddamn Scamdemic man.
I was basically asleep all the way from 23 to 27
Anonymous No.76540833 >>76540841
>>76540693
>Tits and asses don't grow after 16
holy disconnected from reality

nigga stop looking at schoolgirl porn for a second and pull up to an actual school. the only 16yo girls with any sort of curves are obese. at least here in Europe. maybe that's like an American thing because your water supply is poisoned with hormones but my girlfriend really only started getting "busty" when she turned 20 ffs
Anonymous No.76540837 >>76540845 >>76540857 >>76540868 >>76540923 >>76540944 >>76540955 >>76541128 >>76541134 >>76541924 >>76542602 >>76549138 >>76549369 >>76549989
>>76538291 (OP)
im 19. what the fuck can i do to avoid feeling this way in 11 years?
Anonymous No.76540841 >>76540880
>>76540833
Everyone that had big boob's that I knew had big boob's in middle school, your boob's can't get bigger in your 20s unless youre fatter lol
Anonymous No.76540845 >>76540851 >>76541237
>>76540837
Dont spend your time on 4chan
Try your hardest to reach your goals
Anonymous No.76540849
>>76538291 (OP)
Stretching, coupled with back and postural exercises.
Anonymous No.76540851
>>76540845
I dont have any goals or ideas as to what i want to do life/career wise :/
Anonymous No.76540857 >>76541237
>>76540837
spend as much time as possible on 4chan
Anonymous No.76540868 >>76541153 >>76541237
>>76540837
Get jacked with the help of a trainer, learn to eat healthy, no processed sugar or sneed oils unless out with friends/girls Sleep before midnight, every night.
Bone as many teen girls until you find a virgin, when you do, stick with her, mold her softly into a trad wife, because her dad wouldn't have had.
Achieve your personal goals, write them down, progress a bit every day.
Get off 4chan
Anonymous No.76540880 >>76540906
>>76540841
>middle school
ah, American. that does explain a lot actually

Americans are basically an entire population of guineapigs subjected to supernatural hormone levels. don't your girls get their first period when they're like 8 years old as well or something?
Anonymous No.76540906
>>76540880
I'm not American
Anonymous No.76540923 >>76540996 >>76541237 >>76554728
>>76540837
If you didn't experience teen love and proper socialisation your life is unironically already over
Anonymous No.76540941 >>76543296 >>76548398 >>76548476
>>76540022
>gaming, movies, gym during free time
This is exactly the problem. Do something that challenges you. You'll always have to have a job to get by, but you can do anything in your free time.
In the last 10 years, I got married, earned 2 bachelor's degrees, changed careers, got a commercial pilot's license (which I use), and moved 4 times. I also do my own projects in my free time.
I made less than $60k per year this whole time so don't hit me with the "I'm broke" excuse, either.
Anonymous No.76540944 >>76541237
>>76540837
Set actual goals besides continuing to breath and go out of your way to achieve them.
Anonymous No.76540945 >>76541047
>>76538957
bold choice of pic for a post talking about "girls in their prime"
Anonymous No.76540952 >>76554745
>>76538291 (OP)
what I miss the most about being 18 (or younger) is the ability to delude yourself into thinking that things will get better

one you are in your early 20s you slowly start to realize that this is it - that things will never improve
Anonymous No.76540954 >>76541933
>>76538291 (OP)
At the age of 30, you never come to realize no one respects anyone under 25?
Anonymous No.76540955 >>76541237
>>76540837
Don't have a reptitive daily routine and mix up what you do, where you do and who you talk to.

People fell their 20s are fast because they do the sane thing every day where it all feels like one day in your memory cause your brain deleted the reptitive memories
Anonymous No.76540958
>>76538293
>heres that 14 year old i was tellin you about
Anonymous No.76540987
>>76538291 (OP)
Just be a fit 30 year old fucking 18 year olds.
Anonymous No.76540989
>>76538293
Soulless.
Anonymous No.76540996 >>76541075
>>76540923
How many times are you going to make the same blackpill post?
Anonymous No.76541028
>>76538293
Is that a tranny
Anonymous No.76541047 >>76541120 >>76541133 >>76541250 >>76553277
>>76540945
Perhaps I didn't make myself clear
Anonymous No.76541075
>>76540996
until morale improves
Anonymous No.76541120
>>76541047
Kys
Anonymous No.76541128 >>76541237
>>76540837
Stop worrying about the future, only worry about what you are doing now and you won't be haunted by your past like op.
Anonymous No.76541133
>>76541047
She’s so beautiful bros..
Anonymous No.76541134 >>76541237
>>76540837
Just have fun brah. I don't regret a single second of my 20s. All I did was play video games, fuck, drink, and go to punk shows. It was awesome. But I do work construction now. But I also have a pension. Do whatever you feel like man
Anonymous No.76541153 >>76541178
>>76540868
u got very high hopes for a random sperg on 4chan lol
Anonymous No.76541178
>>76541153
It was real in my mind
Anonymous No.76541237 >>76541242 >>76541244 >>76541257 >>76541909
>>76540845
>>76540857
>>76540868
>>76540923
>>76540944
>>76540955
>>76541128
>>76541134
appreciate the replies brehs. the issue is i have absolutely no ideas how to 'make it'. i spend my days working out, trying hopelessly to get a job, watching mass shooter docs on repeat and rotting inside with zero social life. i genuinely cannot see a way this gets better.
Anonymous No.76541242
>>76541237
are you white?
Anonymous No.76541244
>>76541237
Hey dude, get into music and go to concerts. I met so many whores at shows it's not even funny. I also met some bros who are still my best friends to this day. As long as you're not some snobby prick over music, you'll meet people and have fun.
Anonymous No.76541250
>>76541047
lol @ that guy watching her from the structure
Anonymous No.76541257
>>76541237
just go outside retard

the world exists outside the place where you sleep

nothing & no one is going to break into your house and change your world for the better

If you're even moderately attractive, people will just walk up to you and chat with you. at bus stops, at grocery stores, the library, anywhere

t. happens to me
Anonymous No.76541909
>>76541237
Yeah, the job market blows right now. There's not much to do about that except keep trying and hope you get lucky.
If you've got time to kill maybe try to join a local sports club or some other hobby group if you can find one. They're a good way to meet new people. Some of my friends at work are in a casual tennis league. Someone else told me there's a club that plays ultimate Frisbee at the local park. You could try to find something like that.
Anonymous No.76541913 >>76541950
>>76539993
Men do reach the zenith of their value later.
It’s not 35-45 later but it is 25-30. Women are at the top from 14-22.
The male top is shorter but it is also more easily prepared for and more difficult to fuck up.
Women fuck up way more than men and waste their best years.
Is it wasted if they’re having fun? Not really but at the same time, is having fun going to last? No. Women do want to be mothers at some point and that step ideally should be taken when they are teenagers.
For men, you have not a lot of time but at least to your mid 20s to decide on your life and then you have till early 30s to make it happen.

It’s different for everyone and varies between individuals. But men are generally at the top in their 20s while women are at the top in their teens.
Anonymous No.76541921 >>76544283
>>76540678
I did a degree that set me up well (information systems master). I took my sweet time for it and was 25 when I graduated. Im from Europe and lived with parents during it (very common for stem degrees here around 60-70% does it). I've had plenty of fun.

> into your 30s until retirement
> satisfying
Idk about the future but it looks bleak regardless when the west has a ponzi / pyramid scheme economy.
Anonymous No.76541924
>>76540837
Be honest with yourself. It’s very difficult because you will feel bad often.
But it’s good for you.
Don’t volunteer information to others.
Do everything you can to transgress social norms in a way that you can live with it.
You don’t need to be a goofball to live outside of the herd. You can be grim and driven and exist beyond the social boundaries.
It will make you into an interesting person and you will be glad you have yourself to grow old with. This is the epitome of self reliance which serves you better than women and equally to friendship.
Anonymous No.76541933
>>76540954
I realize that but I always found that weird. Plenty of talented people at that age who have yet to build a career. You'll always need to invest plenty in the young since in 10-20 years time they're the professionals who need to carry society.
Anonymous No.76541950
>>76541913
If by zenith you mean income potential then def 35-55 are the best earning years. At that point you have the experience, connections, degrees + certifications to go into (higher) management or to create your own successful company.
Anonymous No.76541966
>>76538291 (OP)
Since no one has actually answered OP I will. Absolute fucktons of zone 2 cardio, sauna, completely quit alcohol, TRT IF you need it (starts naturally declining in 30s) and low dose at that, skin care routine morning and night, regularly engage in challenging mental tasks (learning a language, instrument, chess), reduce body fat to 10-12%, start doing some sort of sport that requires balance and hand eye coordination (tennis, racketball, shit like that), and weighted stretch lifts like jefferson curls, pullovers and ATG squats to get mobility back.

All that shit together will get you as close to physically and mentally 18 as you'll ever be. Although you'll probably only be able to get to feeling around 24-26
Anonymous No.76542516 >>76542541
>>76538291 (OP)
I feel like this too, after 18 reps I enter the zone, and surface again at around 30. Very relatable.
Anonymous No.76542541
>>76542516
based
Anonymous No.76542602
>>76540837
talk to the girl next table at the cafΓ©, the more time passes, the more every "what if" weighs
Anonymous No.76542608
>>76540063
Love this guy
Anonymous No.76543159 >>76543237 >>76543312
>>76538291 (OP)
I'm 20 turning 21 soon. Only been on two dates, never kissed or sexed or anything. Don't really talk to my "friends" anymore. Have a decent job but not sure about the potential growth. I'm trying not to worry about the future but it's hard sometimes.
I kind of wish I can just skip to being retired or dead.
Anonymous No.76543181
>>76540063
that up jump hurt his knees i can see it
Anonymous No.76543237
>>76543159
>I kind of wish I can just skip to being retired or dead.
Careful, it's gonna feel like exactly that once you get there.
Anonymous No.76543279
>>76539335
>they dont have a wife and children, and no matter how people cope, we all want and need that.
I don't want that, nor need that.
What now genius?
Anonymous No.76543283
>>76539993
>your mental peak in your late teens
There has never been a time in history where this has ever been true.
Every single mentally driven achievement has been made by people well beyond their teens.
Anonymous No.76543296
>>76540941
>Do something that challenges you
>I got married
kek
Anonymous No.76543312 >>76543330
>>76543159
Always the young whippersnappers who take their youth for granted. I’m only 28 now, but even though my life is better than its ever been (wife, house, money, good job, soon to be kids) I sure do miss back when I was 18-20. You never get those years back and I appreciate them more the closer I get to the peak of my life. Within the next 10-20 years it’s going to slowly start going downhill and those years will go by fast.
Anonymous No.76543330
>>76543312
Maybe it's because I'm autistic but I hated being a teenager. I'm happier now that I have more money and time for myself.
Anonymous No.76543346
>>76540171
wrong thread faggot
Anonymous No.76543351
>>76539993
The mental peak for men is literally age ~27 or so.
Anonymous No.76543472
I'm scared guys, I'm the fag that ran off to Thailand and beyond to go travel brazenly for a year, but I wasted so many years from 18-24 that I feel like a fool, in fact, even my pre to mid teens were arguably wasted in a way. Now I worry that all the girls I never asked out, all the friends I didn't make, all the experiences I didn't experience will come to haunt me even as I try the opposite. But I did make 1 friend here that seemingly enjoyed my presence and I guess we split paths on good terms, since we're both moving on from here. And I experienced various small things in my time here that I never thought would happen! Still, the lingering neuroticism hides in the back of my mind that it's too late.
Anonymous No.76543512 >>76543886 >>76551547
>>76538291 (OP)
https://ditillo2.blogspot.com/2018/07/the-fountain-of-youth-part-one-john.html
https://ditillo2.blogspot.com/2018/07/the-fountain-of-youth-part-two-john.html
https://ditillo2.blogspot.com/2018/07/the-fountain-of-youth-part-three-john.html
https://ditillo2.blogspot.com/2018/07/the-fountain-of-youth-part-four-john.html
Anonymous No.76543769
>>76538291 (OP)
Pilates unironically
Anonymous No.76543886
>>76543512
Alright. I will admit that I enjoyed reading these. Old school dudes had such a balanced take on working out.
Anonymous No.76543898 >>76543913
>>76538680
COVID really fucked up the timeline more than zoomers realize. Me going from 18 to 28 was fast.
Anonymous No.76543902
>>76538841
>Wtf are people always bitching about?
Some people just fall apart and get lazy.
Anonymous No.76543913
>>76543898
Here, here. That era was a blink. Fucking psychopaths that let this happen shouldn't be allowed to go on.
Anonymous No.76544283
>>76541921
>it looks bleak regardless
Stop over thinking and trying to solve the fate of civilization. People lived through the collapse of Rome, and had their descendants survive to this day. Learn to be a spectator of the circus of life. Be skilled enough in what you do so you would be able to relocate and find a new job if shit hits the fan too much wherever you live.
And no matter what happens, never give up on lifting.
Craig T. Nelson No.76544290 >>76547313
Walking, hiking, possibly even rutsacking(your mom)
Anonymous No.76545372 >>76547313
>>76539335
I'm getting old and still a virgin... what you say is true
Anonymous No.76547313 >>76547316
>>76545372
I acknowledge your suffering anon, normies will never understand you.
Please consider escorts tho, first few times will be really hard but you will improve over time >>76544290
Anonymous No.76547316
>>76547313
Didn't mean to tag anon at the end lol
Anonymous No.76547380
I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl
Anonymous No.76547428
>>76538303

kek
Anonymous No.76548344
>>76538293
WTF, /fit/ is not posting 14 year old boys? You sick pedo, why you even save that on your computer.
Anonymous No.76548398 >>76548420 >>76549152 >>76555250
>>76540941
How the hell do you get the energy to do all that shit?
Anonymous No.76548420
>>76548398
the motivation and drive normal people have astounds me
Anonymous No.76548476 >>76555250
>>76540941
Why did you get two bachelor's instead of masters? Also what fields, are these related somehow to your pilot career?
Anonymous No.76549138
>>76540837
unironically get a cheap second hand old film camera and take pictures of anything fun/achievement/worth looking back on and keep the prints physically in a binder
Anonymous No.76549152
>>76548398
carbs you retard
Anonymous No.76549369
>>76540837
Don't go bald or fat
Anonymous No.76549447 >>76549512 >>76550807 >>76551538
>33
>still at ground zero rock bottom of life
>basically don't remember anything from the past decade of my life, because I hardly did anything
>none of the normal milestones that people have that are used to differentiate time like different relationships, different jobs, different living places, different vacations, pets who lived and died, buying different cars, any multitude of things
>honestly, barely have any memories of my life at all, whether back to age 18 or even earlier
>everything is just a big blur of nothing but misery and sadness, and thinking about how what should have been the most important developmental years of my life are gone with absolutely nothing to show for them has put me into a pit of despair so deep that I'll never climb out and know that suicide is my only option

i know its a tired trope but its unconscionable how fast times flies by the older you get. blink and you miss it, thats for damn sure. except in this case its not even a blink, its like a deep sleep thats an endless nightmare that replayers 24/7. younger people in your 20s, dont be like me, please go on without me.
Anonymous No.76549459 >>76554001 >>76554348
>>76539116
>>76538957
I’m 30 and fucked 18 year olds. The fuck zoomy gone do?
Granted, I probably outearn and outlift you. Sucks to be a zoomzoom.
Anonymous No.76549512 >>76549515
>>76549447
You say you're at ground zero rock bottom, but it's not a ladder. it's a sandbox. you can do anything and be anybody anon. It's never too late. I've met people that have lost it all at your age and rebuilt it in a few years. You could probably spend an afternoon googling famous actors that started well into their late 30s and are now household names.

Picrel for example, bro was about to off himself for the life insurance for his family, but he believed in himself hard enough to land a spot on Breaking Bad. pretty sure the dude was like 47-50 actually.

either we all make it, or none of us do. don't ever despair anon.
Anonymous No.76549515
>>76549512
i don't know why i got the lowest quality jpg of all time to make my point but you guys get it.

don't EVER give up.
Anonymous No.76549521 >>76551320
>>76539993
It's not "cope". You just have shitty genetics. I have got more and more attention from young women in their prime the older I get and I'm 29. It doesn't stop. I'm better looking too. This isn't cope, it's just my reality. I'm sorry you never had a peak and never will.
Anonymous No.76549546
>>76538293
Why doesn't this faggot work on preserving the internal (important parts) of your body instead of looking like a freak with "skin care" ointments
Anonymous No.76549989
>>76540837
If you fail do not spend time dwelling on the failure; spend time adapting to your new situation and move forward.
Look back enough to understand how far you've come but DO NOT fall into a nostalgic mindset.
Create and maintain a close social circle while you can; it requires an insane time investment to do it as a working adult.
>t. 30 years old
Anonymous No.76550807
>>76549447
I'm so behind as well, I'm 29 and just starting masters, while my peers are finishing their PhDs. That being said, I recently met my old friend who done all the milestones and he is stuck in some biotech corporate and has wife that cheated on him multiple times. I envied him in the past, but I'm not sure if I do anymore.
Anonymous No.76551296 >>76551314 >>76551316
>>76539993
Cope.
The thing is: if you didn't pull easily at 18, you won't pull at 30. Ugly people don't suddenly become more attractive as they age, neither does attractiveness dramatically decrease (unless you do drugs and alcohol).
t. pulls zoomettes at 32
Anonymous No.76551307
>>76539993
the male brain isn't even fully developed until around 25, it's why car insurance for men below 25 is more expensive. it's also why men aged 18-25 make the best soldiers, they lack the capacity to properly reflect and calculate risk
Anonymous No.76551314
>>76551296
Zoomers at 28 years old so that’s not really a flex
Anonymous No.76551316 >>76551330
>>76551296
Zoomers are 28 years old so that’s not really a flex
Anonymous No.76551320 >>76551337
>>76549521
cope
Anonymous No.76551330 >>76551726
>>76551316
Not the old ones anon. 18 to 23. They age fast as shit.
Anonymous No.76551337 >>76551357 >>76551378
>>76551320
I dont need to make an excuse. Young zoomers have been flocking towards me lately. Ive fucked 3 20 yos this year. If you cant get bitches its purely a skill issue.
>t. 5'7" chad
Anonymous No.76551357
>>76551337
This. Virgins on fit will convince themselves that they're past their prime at 23, while they never had a prime to start with.
Anonymous No.76551378 >>76551503
>>76551337
This
Anonymous No.76551503
>>76551378
she’s hot for an 18 year old
Anonymous No.76551538
>>76549447
Same age and similar life experiece thanks to bad luck with health and disastrous life choices when it mattered most. However, I'm giving life one final go before fully giving up because I don't wanna turn 40 with a noose around my neck and constant "what if" echoing in my head.

Of course living my 20's again is impossible but at least there's a tiniest chance of making my late 30's worth living.
Anonymous No.76551547
>>76543512
Good stuff. Love the punchy prose style. Like Hemingway but not depressing.
Anonymous No.76551552
>>76538293
what a handsome young man
Anonymous No.76551570
>>76538841
Yup, my friends bitch like they are falling apart meanwhile I feel like time stopped for last 10 years, I guess sedentary and binge alcohol drinking fuck you up.
Anonymous No.76551575
>>76538291 (OP)
>What exercise routine will make me 18 again?
the isekai
it's a combination of running, jumping and neck training
Anonymous No.76551726 >>76551752 >>76551760 >>76553736
>>76551330
These kind of fellas are funny because the older they get the lower the quality young girls they pull and then try to boast about strictly for the age
Anonymous No.76551752
>>76551726
If you resolve your personal issues instead of projecting maybe you can pull hot 18 year olds too.
Anonymous No.76551760 >>76551864 >>76551881 >>76553911
>>76551726
Cope harder. Last one I banged
Anonymous No.76551864 >>76551887 >>76553736
>>76551760
Everyone can hop on tinder, put age range to ''18-20'' and take screenshots.
Anonymous No.76551881
>>76551760
Looks like Triple H on filters
Anonymous No.76551887
>>76551864
i don’t think anyone would intentionally brag about her
Anonymous No.76553277 >>76553860
>>76541047
>somehow still up
jannies be gooning
Anonymous No.76553643
>>76540063
As a 36 year old that's basically on my death bed as we speak, I would love to be so youthful as this Brazilian. If anyone is reading this message ages 20-25, just focus on natural healthy eating and daily movement. Don't fall for any memes. Otherwise you'll lose the ability to walk and you end up just laying in bed while your body rots and dies. Stay active, don't end up like me.
Anonymous No.76553736 >>76553783
>>76551864
>>76551726
>hagposting
lmfao
Anonymous No.76553783 >>76553911
>>76553736
he’s right. you struggle with pulling hot women to begin with
Anonymous No.76553860
>>76553277
Of all the things you could choose to be, you choose to be mean
Anonymous No.76553911 >>76553935
>>76553783
How would you know? I am not >>76551760
Anonymous No.76553935 >>76553979
>>76553911
easy assumption to make about most men
Anonymous No.76553979
>>76553935
Does that include yourself?
Anonymous No.76554001 >>76554141
>>76549459
Whatever you say baldie
Anonymous No.76554141 >>76554144 >>76554348
>>76554001
My hairline is perfect that's why I fuck more women than you
Anonymous No.76554144 >>76554167
>>76554141
Whatever you say baldie
Anonymous No.76554167 >>76554348
>>76554144
Cope
post body
Anonymous No.76554348 >>76554833 >>76554843
>>76554141
>>76554167
>>76549459
if you're actually 30 and have this mentality then you're a fucking loser
Anonymous No.76554606
How old is too late to start lifting?
Anonymous No.76554722
>>76538926
Under rated post
Anonymous No.76554728
>>76540923
I jacked off into manicott instead of going to prom. Did I win?
Anonymous No.76554745
>>76540952
Yeah I know this very well. Its hard to get shit done when you lie to yourself and not do what you need to do for whatever bullshit reason you made up. Sometimes you really are your own worst enemy and you'd be amazed at the mental gymnastics you can pull to avoid facing reality.
>t. Spent 5 years after HS watching paint dry and expected shit to change on its own
Anonymous No.76554833
>>76554348
Triggered.
Anonymous No.76554843
>>76554348
>I tried to troll and got rekt better call him a loser now
Anonymous No.76555250
>>76548398
Stop gooning and vidya retard
>>76548476
Same way he got 3 pilot licenses (private, instrument, commercial). Online schools arent like brick and mortars that make you do meme busywork. You pass classes if you know the material, at your own pace, so at a self paced school you can knock out a degree in months if you put in the work. Im guessing he used his pilot certs to get an aviation degree and later got degree in a useful field