Thread 76540458

just got a job as a dishwasher at a local bbq restaurant near me, never worked in a restaurant before. i heard dishwashing sucks ballz and you're grinding like a mad man in a 40 degrees c kitchen for hours with no breaks. do you need to be /fit/ to be a dishwasher anons?

what am i in for?

>>76540458 (OP)
No coffee is not bad for you

Invest in a pair of quality kitchen gloves if you value the health of your hands

>>76540458 (OP)
>tfw waiting for jews to push U.S. into war with Iran
Hopefully China's sleeper cells destabilize the metropolitan areas by then

be prepared hours of your leg being sore from standing in front of the sink

>>76540458 (OP)
I worked as a dishwasher. I have very sensitive nose and the smell fucked me up. I left after like 2 weeks

Most dishwashers I knew where skinny af and spent all their money on booze and coke, def not fit.

>>76540458 (OP)
you should call the cool guy crockpot. when someone inevitably asks you tell em ''slowcooker''. ez backhouse cred

It is weird to me to think that there are real people who work wagie jobs. I never worked one, doesn't it make you feel like some pajeet at the bottom of the caste while the rest of us make 10x what you do to work not nearly as hard?

>>76540458 (OP)
keep water on you. You'll always be behind on your work during Lunch.
Priority are pans and desert ware.

Ultimately it's a mind numbing job you master in 3 days and you're at the mercy of your colleagues. If they're shit you're working in hell.
You'll snap and hate the tightness of working in a kitchen at some point.
I hated everything I used to love about it out of nowhere.

t. Did it full-time for 4 months

>>76541118
Yes. That's why I quit for zogbotting, which in hindsight isn't much better mentally, but physically I'm not scrubbing pots and pans all day full time anymore. See me >>76541140

>>76541118

It is weird to me that you'd earn x10 more than a wage slave, yet choose your weekend time to troll an image board

Like wouldn't your parents be disappointed they invested all this time and money, just for you to crank it to internet memes?

>>76541162
It makes perfect sense, people who bully nerds rise to the top. I can do it more efficiently online, and have tons of free time from not being a wagie.

>>76540458 (OP)
What job can I get into that
>pays enough to live
>no crazy hours
>not dead end
>no absurd schooling to get into
>wont kill me/destroy my body
>wont leave me mentally exhausted
>doesnt matter if im an autist with bad people skills

>>76541235
I want to say a zogbot desk job, but they hate autists who aren't social.
Der normies will always be a problem on all aspects of life

>>76541172

rise to the top....of 4chan?

That is like being the smartest roach in the motel.

>>76541235
job like that doesn't exist if you are bad with people. Those jobs will be very competitive and they give it to people who work well with others.

>>76541268
Yes

>>76541267
Idk what to look for man. I’m 29 I went into the wrong field and have been doing deadend bullshit scraping by since. I know medical is out, I don’t think trades would be good. I can barely focus or sit in place past a few hours so a desk job is probably out. I genuinely don’t know what to do.

>>76540498
This country will collapse by 2040. The only question is when

>>76541294
In 2040

>>76541235
engineering technician. 2D/3D CAD and other design program monkey.

>>76540458 (OP)
I did this shit. Does not require being swole, but I always got picked to lift up the huge metal grate under the dish sinks and clean it, because swole. Overall 1/10 job unless you get some really bougie leftovers as a perk; a few times I loaded up on free leftover veal patties and liver.

>>76541235
You could work at the dump? You wont find anything that’ll pay you anything respectable with all those requirements. And I thought women were picky.

>>76541506
>engi tech
Looked into it. Seeing engineers kind of look down on it, some implication that it’s best as a short term job before transitioning to becoming an engineer. It sounds more like what I’d like though. Actually using my hands to do shit, but doesn’t seem like it would age me or destroy my body. Learn and get to do cool stuff like solder weld rivet. That’s actually what I originally thought an engineer did as a kid, actually built the shit and test it. I have to research more, but you may have saved me man. Saw they earn about what I’d be hoping for, $50k-$80k. I have most of an associates completed, so I would probably be in for about 2 semesters of classes which isn’t the end of the world. I have to look more into it. For now there’s a light at the end of the tunnel so thanks man

Never worked as a dishwasher, but my first thought is you'll be using a lot of detergents/soap - I'd highly suggest you use gloves or some shit, because long-term exposure to these products in your skin will lead to developing allergic reactions to them.

And I've heard it is possibly the worst job ever, probably next to restocking shelves at grocery stores.

>>76540458 (OP)
Get some shoes that you only use for work. And pants, shirt. Long sleeves. Yeah gloves if you can.
Wear something you don't care about throwing away when you quit eventually.
You will definitely get a workout and build character.
The floor is slick as fuck from grease and proteins that gets steamed as you wash everything.
Pro-tip: oil resistant soled shoes...aren't grease and oil resistant. You'll slip and slide like a old scoobydoo cartoon.

>>76541084
lolwut