Thread 76542760

How do you get a runner gf?

3x10 chase women at night

why are those tramps wearing underwear to run, question mark?

>>76542760 (OP)
I fucked one a couple months ago, she just came on to me after we got back from a night out (she was a friend of my flatmates and was meant to be sleeping on the couch).

I am also a runner (17:00 5k pb) and have always been skelly but recently I've been hitting the gym trying to go for the brad pitt from fight club look. I've gained 5kg s seems to be working

I asked her why she wanted to have sex and she said it's because I look cute and she could see i had big pecs through my shirt.

She was on bc so I came in her a dozen times that weekend. Flatmate told me he always had a crush on her so I basically cucked him

>>76542760 (OP)
(legal) bop + braces + tight tummy is like god gift to man

>>76542898
What's your height and weight now after lifting? Are your running times starting to suffer? I am the opposite, I am a gymbro but the better my 5K time gets, the worse my gym performance.
Congrats on the pussy though I guess.

>>76542898
>Congrats on the pussy though I guess

>>76542924
6ft and about 73kg. Yes my 5k time has suffered a lot. I could probably do 19:30 right now so a long way off my peak but I don't care. I got no pussy when I was a fast skeleton but have no trouble now

I think being a lifter who runs is god tier for picking up women so keep it up if that's your goal. Not reaching your peak in either running or lifting is the price you have to pay for pussy

>>76542949
it’s definitely not your face that’s for sure

>>76542949
I am 5'9" and 83kg but I am like 20% bodyfat. 5K time is 23 min. I have the feeling that 20 min 5K is the limit where you can still reach your natty limit but still run. That is still top 1.8% of all runners though.
Longer distances like 10K or HM? No chance to get good times.

>>76542760 (OP)
They should make it mandatory to shit on the track before the race, and no wiping either. They get points on the size and consistency of their logs.

>>76542760 (OP)
>How do you get a runner gf?
run.

>>76542958
dude is so butthurt over a random getting laid that he has to write this little neckbeard cope. Yikess... Are you sure you want to stay on /fit/? There's people here who aren't trying to be self-hating losers. I think you would like /r9k/ more.

>>76543050
kek it took you lifting weights to get mid pussy

tfw competed in track and field from 7 to 18 years of age and quit because I wanted to go to bars and clubs to meet girls when I could have pulled a runner gf instead

>>76543050
He’s got a point. Why did it take working on your body to get laid? An attractive face would’ve got you there regardless of the body type.

>>76543050
lol they’re trying to ball bust because you’re getting pussy but now that you’ve said this it’s because they’re getting a reaction out of you

>>76543066
Btw the guy you're replying to isn't me, the guy fucking the cardio bunnies.

Not going to say I'm a model but I'm not exactly ugly either. I have a baby face so looked like a child when I was skinny and had no confidence. Having blond hair doesn't help either Gaining some weight made me look closer to my age.

>>76542898
You're still a closet homosexual though. Anyone who's a runner or had been a runner will never escape that. Lifting cant save you.

>>76543259
kek he slept with a homeless woman. tricked him into sleeping on a bed instead of a couch

>>76542898
Asking her why she slept with you, really bro?

>>76543269
not beating the ‘sex rarely happens to me’ allegations

>>76543266
Lol this is so true. Man she made out like a bandit. All she had to do was sleep with a gay guy.

>>76542898
I fucked two girls that a guy c ik hased. He chased one for 2yrs and one for 1yr. I hate that mf and am his enemy #1 now. His last text to me was "it's not over yet and that you lost your only friend". Had to ghost him kek

>>76542760 (OP)
The same way you get any gf who isn't a hambeast, be tall and attractive.

>>76543269
well I didn't put it as bluntly as that, said something like 'wasn't expecting that, you came out of nowhere' and she was like 'yeah i just thought you were cute'

>>76543284
Imagine the guy that fucked the girls you were chasing but you couldn’t get lol

>>76543310
There was one many years ago and I never chased anyone after. She was a whore tho

>>76543322
G shit my Nig

>>76543040
Surprised it took so long for this to be said. If you want a runner gf, join a running club and:

1. Git gud at running
2. Make male (IMPORTANT) and female friends at the club
3. Once you're a known face in the club, ask out a girl that you're seriously interested in

>>76542760 (OP)
I've never seen a female runner who looked like either of these people

>>76543266
She was just staying the night since we live close to the city centre and she wouldn't have to uber home. She's a student so she has a flat on campus. It's more of a fold out couchbed too

>>76543361
Oi mate, you could say you got innit.. Get it? Haha!

>>76543359
you won't find them at your local runclub because they're too casual. Go to any track session and you can't move for them

runner women are never attractive and age faster

>>76543367
My job site is at a frequently used track. None of them look like that

>>76542760 (OP)
Femanon here, lol if only boys knew how gross running makes us downstairs lol

>>76543371
i run track at uni and they all look like this. They are massive whores too

>>76543371
Are they better or worse looking? What are you implying?

>>76543379
that’s not a compliment. OP’s pic are butterfaces

>>76543361
No one wants to hear about the 1/10 runner you pulled.

>>76543382
Way worse. They're prettier but their bodies look like every other runner I've known. Flat and soft

>>76543384
cope. That's prime pussy and they wouldn't even register your existence

>>76543396
running attracts the most dysgenic, inbred looking women

>>76543367
Probably you are American. In the failed states of lardmerica maybe everyone is fat and an ugly mutt but here in Europe, especially in trail running and triathlon events, all girls are cute.

>>76543400
>running attracts the most dysgenic, inbred looking women
Trying to get farther away from family members.

>>76543402
They're also all getting railed by Mohammed

>>76543354
What if you have the autism and you have extremely low self esteem and confidence after years of virginity?

>>76543402
worse...english. All our slow pretty ones were stolen by sven and olaf. Only fast ones remain

>>76543378
post tits

>>76543408
>Gemetto wearing decathlon socks
Based fiscally conscious rooner.

>>76542924
They are competing goals, so one always suffers. I'm a reformed powershitter, now running/swimming a lot more. Pick your happy middle. I was never a great lifter but initially didn't want to fall below a 1200lb total. Now it's 1100lbs. I think I can keep it between 1000lb and 1100lbs and just under 22min 5k @200lbs. I'm about 20lbs lighter too, look and feel better, but I miss mogging normies at Onelife fitness.

Of course, the above doesn't apply if you are juiced to the gills.

>>76543090
Don't feed retards it only encourages them. Congrats on the improvement, stay away from the roon skellies. We need to start a hybrid athlete general.

>>76543425
don’t encourage him to fuck ugly anorexic women

>>76543432
I get mad pussy brother

>>76543439
No one cares. Fall back like your hairline breh

>>76543451
You better pipe down like a plumber

>>76543457
All those women are fat and/or ugly

>>76543475
i admire your empathy for being inclusive of the one girl that isn’t fat

>>76543487
I respect a Nebraska 8

>>76542760 (OP)
be black

>>76542760 (OP)
my gf is a runner with a body like that. But we never have sex.

>>76542898
Biggest lie in this post was your 17 5k

>>76543457
LMAO, as someone who has never used Tinder, what is this supposed to mean? Only those ugly freaks have liked him?

>>76544183
yes. same guy that bragged about banging 6 different girls every month for a year straight

>>76544094
bitch. absolute spineless little worm. your disbelief stokes my ego

>>76544223
That’s not all I’m trying to stroke lol

>>76544229
brown penis?

>>76544223
lol you're so mad to keep monitoring the thread

>>76543457
>only 13 likes
What's worse, is at least 5 of those likes are trannies and bots.

>>76544223
I stand corrected

>>76542760 (OP)
anon those are FUCKING CHILDREN! YOURE POSTING FUCKING CHILDREN!

>>76543354
Thanks anon, I just visited the Running Club for the first time and now I don't feel too bad for only making a couple of male friends. Gotta be patient.

>>76543410
Anon, if I was able to do it, you're gonna nail it. People there are very open to newcomers and you already have a topic for conversation - running. Say that it's your first time, ask how long have they been running, would they recommend any gear like shoes/watches, etc etc

>>76543400
you are an absolute fucking faggot
i would plow 75% of the sluts in my run club
but i live in an actual city and my run club is fun/social so it attracts hot people

>>76542949
>6ft and about 73kg
>she could see i had big pecs through my shirt

>>76543475
Emily can get it.

>>76543370
kill yourself faggot
bet you fuck fat hogs

>>76543378
i want to bury my face in a skinny runner chick’s disgusting sweaty downstairs after a run

>>76544063
Why not?

>>76544570
that's what she said man, don't know what to tell you. Maybe if you weren't such a lard arse your pec would be visable

>>76544386
all women are

>>76545221
I'm gay

>>76544223
ain't no way. How did you train from zero?

>>76542760 (OP)
I'm 33, how do I get over the fact that I'll probably never have sex with a woman I'm attracted to ever again?

>>76545292
By reposting this statement in all threads you go to

>>76545292
Just be a degenerate and fuck whatever pussy comes your way like the rest of us.

>>76545319
no one's given me a satisfactory answer. HOW DO YOU NIGGAS GET OVER THIS?

>>76545324
that's what i've been doing but it gets old very fast

>>76545541
Unfortunately, it’s not something you can control unless you’re a rapist.

>>76545324
I feel guilty whenever I have casual sex. Not sure if it’s my catholic upbringing or just that I am a romantic.

>>76545169
insecure ugly faggot kek

>>76544552
you’re ugly and so is your run club and what makes it funnier is that you haven’t banged anyone in it either

>>76545541
>>76545999
It’s probably because you keep fucking mid women

>>76544223
How much can you bench though

>>76543439
>over 6 foot
I'm not in the retarded dating appsmosphere, but I've seen this in other posts. Is this a move to get pussy?
I wonder if dudes out there are faking their height. The encounter must be a true revelation but then would it be too late for the girl to walk away?

>>76546318
the idea is that women are too retarded to guess height correctly so you can get away with it as long as you’re not like 5’9” or less

>>76546320
That's why I do not use apps. I'm 6,68 m and I prefer the straight rejection than going for an awkward moment.
Not that height has been a real problem in my dating life tho.

>>76546327
1,68 m / 5'6,...sorry.

>>76546328
hot twink status

>>76542949
20 min 5km and 2/3/4, can confirm, no problem getting women’s attention (until they figure out I’m autistic)

>>76544386
And?

>>76546513
does being a better lifter limit your running potential?

>>76542760 (OP)

Go to a track and field facility.

>>76546311
I have no idea what my 1rm is but I do 60kg 4 sets of 8 reps, then I superset that with hip thrusts to failure into your mom

>>76542760 (OP)
i got one that ruined my life, i know have custody of the kids and she is isolated from her entire family besides her almost as equally retarded enabling mothing

>>76547144
she told everyone she was on drugs during the custody hearings and doesn't understand how she lost, she maintains all her problems are other peoples fault, if you say the word accountability she recoils and hisses

Incels have no idea how lucky they are, this world is cooked, just dont reproduce or fuck women besides maybe a prostitute

>>76547151
women are worthless. no idea why men put them on a pedestal

>>76542760 (OP)
JBW

>>76546869
it's 60kg

>>76543284
two nigs

>>76542760 (OP)
my girl's close friend is a runner, and she knows i run. sometimes we're all hanging out and she waits until my girl is out of the room for whatever reason and then asks "so hey, when we going running?" emphasizing 'running' and but in a way i'm not sure if she means actual running or is using innuendo. i just smile and say i dunno - sometime when i got time and laugh it off until my girl rejoins us. they've been friends for like 20 years, i feel like my girl is trying to set me up because the friend is way hotter and i would consider her the unattainable type.

>>76547872
>i feel like my girl is trying to set me up because the friend is way hotter and i would consider her the unattainable type.
KEKW the roastie knows she is below you so she is seeing how likely you are to cheat.

anon you should confront her why she they keep doing this?

>>76542760 (OP)
A car works, since they're not as fast and will tire before you run out of gas. They can still evade you by running indoors, so it's still best to employ an ambush technique, just like when you're on foot.

>>76546869
Strong words from a twink anon. I could bend you with bear hand

>>76547872
>hey I think my man might cheat, can you ask him if he wants to run now and then as a test
>sure sis anything for you
>make sure you emphasize the word RUNNING so it seems like you want him to cheat
>what? Why would that mean cheating?
>just fucking do it. And don't say anything else suspicious, just the running part

>>76548417
kek

>>76546716
Yes. Two reasons - I put in way less mileage than rooners to allow for lifting (15km a week vs 50-60+), and I carry more weight.

>>76548316
if you bend a twink over and fuck his bussy, he wins

>>76542949
6’3 and 200 pounds myself, can still run sub 19 min 5k and sub 90 min half marathon

Would love to BQ or win some local races but would really need to lean out and I already feel thin at my current weight, to your point if you want chicks and respect from non-skelly runner men then you need to lift weights.

Guys here are focused too much on size and numbers they can put up. If you’re lean, vascular, and lift then yea girls (who are awful judges of strength let’s be real) will make comments like the one you received on your pecs. I can bench 225 for one rep but girls have called me Clark Kent, Jason mamoa, captain America, and Gaston at all various points at bars and such

>>76548960
girls have called me Voldemort, Spock, Nosferatu

>>76545292
Same boat. 33 and can only manage to have sex with women in their 50s+. I hate myself. They always compliment my body and looks but the younger women want nothing absolutely nothing to do with me. They don't make eye contact or they look away from me as I get near them.
You fucks even rated me as an 7/10 and said it was my height and abs that were holding me back.

>>76548990
What a load of cope. You could be fucking prime 18 year old pussy but you lack the confidence and assertion.

>>76542760 (OP)
Why would you want one? I scored a cardio bunny and got her started lifting and she has never looked better.

>>76547872
Weird she draws that card only when gf isn’t around. Women have different reasons for wanting to run with dudes. Sometimes it’s to feel safer and prevent other guys from cat calling, but that is basically the same as holding a girls purse all day and it will ruin your workout (training run with 99% of chick runners is wasting time if you aren’t smashing or at least trying to smash)

In all likelihood she knows she’s crossing a grey boundary and wants to run with you for validation. She , like many women, thrive off idea of attracting a taken man and will wear skimpy clothes and enjoy flirting with you and testing your boundaries just to fill her ego and nothing more

There’s a non zero chance though that she’s into you because you’re with her friend. Model tier women will hook up with average guys all the time if the situation calls for it. If you’re a charismatic ski instructor you will get more ass than an investment banker dweeb for example because of the situational authority you have and meeting women on vacation for them

>>76549018
>Model tier women will hook up with average guys all the time if the situation calls for it.
I asked ChatGPT this and it said this is untrue

for me its a lifter gf

>>76549067
PEDos get the rope

>>76549067
>Ai slop.

>>76548101
>they're not as fast and will tire
lmao
>mfw she runs in front of my car
>she gets tired
>mfw she runs behind my car
>she gets exhausted

>>76549067
What is that guy doing in the back?

>>76549233
Thrusters
Dyel?