Thread 76543437

What the FUCK happened?

>>76543437 (OP)
you really think he gives a fuck what people think?

>>76543437 (OP)
stress

>>76543484
He did when the photo you posted was taken

>>76543437 (OP)
still mogs 90 percent of the guys on this board

how do I widemaxx?

>>76543437 (OP)
cortisolmaxxing

>>76543510
True

>>76543437 (OP)
Grotesque

Was an absolute demon at Man united

>>76543506
his income was far more dependent on his image and fitness at that time

>>76543437 (OP)
seems like that hair transplant didn't work as well as intended huh

>>76543437 (OP)
50 years old worth 450million happened

alcohol

>>76543654
That photo is from 2013 so did he just give up

>>76543768
he was a cardio athlete, not very functional to be jacked when you jog after a ball for 90 minutes

>>76543675
That's what happens when you're too much of a pussy to take finasteride/dutasteride

>>76543437 (OP)
tattoos are always a stupid idea.

>>76543484
>>76543510
Hope he sees this bro.

>>76543437 (OP)
a telephoto lens is about as unflattering as you can get. nothing here

>>76543437 (OP)
he took the ramsey pill

>>76543768
hes not some loser 20-30something year old on a mongolian basketweaving forum. A long time ago homeboy had already gotten more pussy and money in a few months than anyone in this board is going to acquire in an entire lifetime. If you're struggling with this, you cant begin to imagine his perception of reality having $450 mil and being able to bang whoever he wants and do anything everyday. He already won life. You're viewing this all from your own perspective of
>having done little to nothing in life>
being in mediocre shape
>not a pro athlete
althewhile still needing to
>do things to prove stuff
>care what people think of you
> get money
>make women want to fuck you
Beckham lives in a completely different universe that you cant being to imagine or understand

>>76543437 (OP)
what do you mean? he has everything he could ever want in life, why would he care about staying in peak condition

How do I get his prime body? Any tips on what I should eat, how I should exercise? Also what is that haircut called?

>>76543484
I'm actually surprised it's that low. With his legacy and commercial brand deals I'd expect a billy by now. Star athletes are no longer sports players, they're commercials.

>>76543862
Why are you upset

>>76543437 (OP)
kek what a fat piece of shit

>>76543675
It did work, he probably quit taking >>76543781 so his hairline now looks full while having thin hair, since only the transplanted hairs survived the onslaught.

athletes who have to stay in peak fitness for a living let go when they retire. you think he still goes on 10k runs every day for fun?

>>76543437 (OP)
I don't even see what's wrong? He's a 50 year old guy who managed to not get fat like most people that age. Sure, he has zero muscle, but other than that he looks fine.

Pathetic.

Even at his peak he had those protruding lower ribs/obliques that kept him from having a v-taper

>>76543437 (OP)
>50 years old
>not fat

He's fine.

>>76544624
The only thing that keeps you from having a v taper is having no lats

bitches still be mirin.
why lift when it's all about the fame and hundreds of millions of dollars.

>>76543437 (OP)
/fit/ really falls for every troll. Dumbest board.

>>76546957
And here's his supposed balding head.

All from the same photoshoot btw.

>>76543437 (OP)
Looks like shit lol

>>76546957
pretty based to have such a low bf if he's not playing soccer on the regular

>>76543437 (OP)
>marrying that Auschwitz runaway and having a retarded daughter that will embarrass you on every instance.
Aside from that, he went downhill physically in the last 15 years or so.
Damn,...dem Brit genes hit hard.

>>76543437 (OP)
He stopped bending it

>>76546957
>>76547034
>low bodyfat
that nigga is close to 30% bf. Defnitely >25%. His fat is just all concentrated deep in his gut. Thats what making him bald. Just because he doesnt have the look of a fatty doesnt mean he isnt fat.
>>76546960
literally looks like a wig

>>76547048
>that nigga is close to 30% bf. Defnitely >25%.

lol no way bro. hes like 15%

>>76546960
He has thin hair like all anglos.

>>76547162
lol

>>76544624
>millenials considered this to be an insanely ripped, virtually unattainable body

If you guys think Beckham fell off..... don't look up Rooney....

>>76547363
Full NORF FC mode now

>>76543862
>he's le rich so he's le better than you
kys

But David is a solid guy, no scandals in his whole career and he stayed surprisingly humble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E4s0RqCBzU

>>76543437 (OP)
I mog him.

>>76547048
>visible abs and obliques when relaxed
>/fit/: that nigga is close to 30% bf. Defnitely >25%.
Americans...

>>76547197
>t. American idiot

>>76547295
Uh, no.

>>76544095
His net worth would be quadruple if he was in his prime today

>>76547048
Is this some zoomer meme? Say anyone not sub-12% body fat is 25%? Or are you all just brainwashed into believing what your fake natty influencers tell you?

>>76543437 (OP)
The skinny fat reaper comes for all cardio fags.

>>76547824
I am nearly 40. I know what a skinny fat middle age body looks like.
What bf% do you think he was here >>76544624 and >>76546957 here?