Thread 76555678

>>76555678 (OP)
imagine getting to bend her over, spread her ass cheeks far apart until her asshole starts gaping, and place the tip of your nose inside her anal cavity and inhaling her stench of putrid shit.

>>76555700
pasta?

>>76555700
she's not a blonde milf with a virgin asshole, no thanks

>>76555678 (OP)
Yes. I dress like this and frequently get complimented on my "style" despite just wearing hanes white t shirts and wrangler jeans.

>>76555858
Your style is a greaser.

>>76555858
Post pic. You won't.

being jacked is its own form of peacocking. it allows you to catch the attention of people when you walk into a room without having to dress like a faggot.

>>76555904
I get more mires with my Hank Hill ass fit than the entire board of /fa/ has in its combined lifetime.

>>76556170
Based propane seller

>>76556170
Best white t-shirt? Kirkland whites have long sleeves, otherwise a good shirt.

>>76556170
fuckin mired. goal body right there

>>76555678 (OP)
nice 'rectors on this bitch

>>76556188
he literally said hanes you illiteritate zoomer

>>76556196
What the fuck nigga you shop at downy daycare?

>>76556187
Taste the meat AND the heat
>>76556188
No idea, I just get regular fruit of the loom and hanes ones until I stain or rip em to shit. Maybe bronson mfg, they say they make some tough t shirts for a decent price.

>>76556170
dyel

>>76556305
>t. twig boy

>>76556193
I would like a taste of her rector if you know what I mean

>>76556170
You must be tall because the mires aren't coming from your body, you have no biceps or triceps

>>76556760
It's a forearm world, son

>>76556193
>>76556724
Nothing bad to say about the rectum either fellas

>>76555858
>>76556170
Based. This guys knows whats up.

>>76555858
>>76556170
Yeah it's nice and simple but a style nonetheless. You're right, the physique is what makes it work well. It takes practically no effort to dress better than other guys. Many American men actually don't know how to dress or buy clothes that fit.
>>76556760
You're out of touch with the real world.
>>76556188
Uniqlo's Supima cotton and whatever boxier one they have. Hanes are cheap but too disposable and I didn't like the fit.

>>76555678 (OP)
What an absolute baddie. She's lovely.

>>76555678 (OP)
People dresses so stupidly nowadays just a fitting polo and jeans get savage mires. I aim for the "when zoomers were middle age" aesthetic (trying to copy my dad style when he was a gigamuscular guy). Ive been told i look like
>a cop
>an action hero
>gta character
>buff
>manly
I get hit on my gay young male zoomers and zoomettes very often. Im a wide boi so i guess the rapist uncle aesthetic fits me

>>76557414
Not when zoomers were younger, im talki g actual boomers. I need to sleep

>>76557228
Who said anything about her rectum you dirty minded scoundrel

>>76556188
High end: buck mason field spec cotton tee. They used to be made in America but it looks like they changed their manufacturing process recently. This is the min-max option, you're not paying zukerbergian levels for a t-shirt but it's very high quality and comfortable heavy-weight cotton, with a fit that works for guys with big arms.

Low end: march tees classic crew 100% supima. Indian-made with indian cotton, but recently started shipping to the US. Insanely high value given the price, they make great thin lightweight shirts that drape well. Unwearable if you're fat, you have to be fairly skinny for it to work.

>t. knower and experimenter

>>76555858
>white t shirts and jeans
Hell yes anon. Let the gains talk. The simple outfit lays the cards on the table to women like you have nothing to hide. No labels no fancy shit. I love suits and sportscoats but the T shirt and jeans wins. It got to the point my wife tried to buy me looser fitting tshirts because she didn't like how women were staring at me. It works and forces you to focus on your body.

>>76559162
>brown
grim

>>76555678 (OP)
I just wear baggy khakis or baggy jeans with polo or t-shirt and rolex watch, just simple shit.....im 250 pounds muscle

>>76559244
>>76555678 (OP)
where to buy baggy khakis?

>>76555678 (OP)
No ones makes clothes for muscular people, so everything fits like shit. The best I've found are Levis 541s and they fit me like slim jeans. Are A&F athletic fit any good?

What about t-shirts? Even slim fit t-shirts that fit me in the chest and shoulders are loose as fuck round the waist

>>76555678 (OP)
God, I fucking hate gym women.

Even if they look "attractive" it is fucking repulsive to look at developed back muscles
Worse if they have that gym girl ass. Not naturally round and perky and soft, fucking stiff muscle ass. Garbage.

>>76555700
She isn't even hot

>>76559329
Good. More gym women for me then ;)
Enjoy your dyel fatsos women faggot lmao

I once created a thread on /fa/ with a shirtless picture of me and said that fashion was for ugly out of shape people to feel a little less ugly.
the amount of triggered mongs was unreal.

>>76555678 (OP)
>she asks you to help her rack the barbell after she has maxed out all the weights of the gym for her hip thrust pr
What do you do?
Do you dead lift the bar without a warn up risking an injury?
Or you say it's too heavy for you and start removing plates risking embarrassment?

>>76559330
I didn't say she was

>>76555678 (OP)
>"Ay ay ay cos my gáins are los accesórioos!"
>has 5 of your kids
>moves her parents into your house
>divorce rapes you, then stabs you
>Dios Mio

>>76559410
uhmmm based?

>>76559204
Not for me.

>>76559348
If she isnt sucking my dick, not my problem

>>76556170
based

>>76559410
waiter! waiter!

>>76556170
Excuse me sir can you tell me about propane?

>>76559162
There is just something that activates the primal neurons when you embrace a girl with an absolutely tiny waist.

>>76556170
This nigga works

>>76556760
retard

>>76556170
Whats the watch homeboy?

>>76561613
A beat to shit seiko 5 that my dad got me as a teen, saving up for a glycine airman

>>76559651
I don't get it

>>76561698
His steak is too juicy and his lobster too buttery

>>76559330
>isn't hot
She's at least an 8/10

>>76561703
zoomer meme?
I am old

>>76556170
Forearms looking big, like a dad's forearms

>>76555678 (OP)
I want to fuck her in the ass

>>76561703
I beg you to kill yourself

>>76556170
>pushing your forearms and biceps and flexing your chest as hard as you can
You know we can see that, right? And why are your pants pulled so high?

>>76555678 (OP)
sexo

>>76559329
>muh heckin curvy fupa nigresses

who is she?

op, you faggot. post source, i need to goon

>>76556170
Best forearm exercises?

>>76560318
true

>>76562707
Ez bar wrist curls

>>76555678 (OP)
I want to give her a back massage so badly

>>76559282
>What about t-shirts? Even slim fit t-shirts that fit me in the chest and shoulders are loose as fuck round the waist

I like H&M shirts 95%Cotton and 5%elastane or something like this. But only of you like shirts that snug your body.

>>76561817
>And why are your pants pulled so high?
Not this anon, but his pants actually are where they should be. Jews were shilling us low rise pants for years

>>76555678 (OP)
yes, quite regularly the best looking women i see have outfits that are very basic. usually uglier people wear busy outfits to take the focus onto the clothing instead of the body and face. all black, black and white, no logos, etc.

>>76559282
you are supposed to tuck in your shirts. good looking men have been doing it forever. it only looks goofy if you are goofy.

>>76559330
what's a hot woman for you? are you all faggots?

this one is a bit too muscular for my taste, but I would hit every hole like miner during the gold rush.

>>76555678 (OP)
Yes. Next question?

>>76559247
A clothing store

>>76559329
She'll only ever get fatter.

>>76563190
Where to buy white shirts that don't show nipples

>>76563870
use tape

>be zoomer
>99% of people my age wear the same trackpants/sweatpants and t shirt athleisure outfit
>feel overdressed if I wear anything nicer than that

>lurk thread thinking it's going to be full of hot women in tight party dresses
>it's full of guys in levis and white tshirts instead
never change, /fit/

>>76556170
>>76555858
Based af. But even that is the vast majority of millennials and zoomers. Just having well fitted clothes puts you well above the average. Personally I'd get a bigger belt with a nice big buckle to go with that fit. Also if you don't have hair that gets you a lot of mires and want to instantly double the mires you get then invest in a nice cowboy hat.

t. white t-shirt and jeans enjoyer

>>76561817
embarrassing

>>76555678 (OP)
yikes :|

>>76556305
Crab bucket ass nigga. He has solid forearms and a strong frame. You can tell he works out

>>76556170
Based.

>>76556305
You forgot to post your physique boyo

>>76556305
>>76564397
please dont

>>76556170
You honestly might be 5'6" and 140 lbs soaking wet. What's with that torso length tho

>>76564432
5'11" and 195 lbs, bench 240 and OHP 185

>>76559162
bleached and enriched

>>76561698
I meant that I wouldn't mind something like it.

>>76564581
tummy sexo

>>76561817
>Why are you wearing your waistband at the waist?

>>76556170
Are those Wrangler jeans?

>>76560318
This and also picking them up when they weigh next to nothing

>>76566395
Yes

>>76555678 (OP)
It absolutely is

>>76556187
kek

you can tell every thread kekke made because he just samefagged them all in the last 10 minutes.

I mean yeah, clothes are mostly just used to highlight good parts of your physique and draw attention away from the worse looking parts.
For example I'm obese with a bit of muscle, I used to wear baggy everything but that actually just makes you look fatter, now I wear tighter fit shirts, not tight enough to contour but not loose and since my shoulders are pretty big and very wide naturally I look way less fat with a shirt then without because the shirt streamlines my body, makes it look more like a rectangle then a circle or pear.

>>76556760
sit the FUCK down, son.

>>76566869
qrd

>>76555678 (OP)
Yes.
Fashion clothing is supposed to accentuate and flaunt the body.

Yes

>>76568901
funny how you can tell that woman is batshit insane

>>76555678 (OP)
Only for women.
A tight dress or shirt shows off their figure. You can seen an obvious gut or shapewear could be easily noticeable.
For men a tight shirt can still make them look hefty and even a slightly oversized shirt can make you look small.

>>76568901
ai generated

>>76569823
just get clothes that fit lmao

>>76555678 (OP)
What’s her @? If you’re gonna post lazy coombait, then at least point us in the right direction.

>>76556170
Yeah, right. You're not even big.

>>76556170
nice bro

>>76570861
you can tell this board doesn't leave their jouse
they think you won't get mires unless you're a roided gay ape

>>76566724
you still need good fitting clothes

>>76570837
bump

>>76572481
From the thumbnail I though she had those cartoon eyes that bug out when the character sees a sexy girl.

>>76566660
99% of korean girls proudly show their front but not their back because they have no ass or have hyperpigmentation on their ass due to sitting all day long.

only if front beauty existed

>>76555678 (OP)
yes, i always thought von moger killed it just by wearing a tee-fucking-shirt. that being said, he wore muscle fit. if he wore overfit like ppl do nowadays, he'd look like dyel

>>76573251
>have hyperpigmentation on their ass due to sitting all day long
darkie projection

>>76573954
They're not the darkest, but aren't Koreans some kind of darkie?

Looks like she had her spine removed, that massive groove is not very attractive

>>76574152
Everyone who isn't Anglo isn't white.

>>76574712
I'm a Portuguese man and my asshole is literally pink. Don't ask me how I know.

>>76573518
it's as natty as her fake tits look. sadly not many asian girl can have waist to ass ratio like white or black girls do. her eyes, nose, jaw line, tits and ass are all fake.

>>76574784
how do you know?

>>76555678 (OP)
Nice back, mid face.

>>76576591
She's going to ruin those clothes with all that sweat.

Sure

>>76556170
I dressed like this yesterday and my girlfriend paused when she saw me and said "wow, you look really nice".

This is the simplest possible test of aesthetics/fitness — does a woman think you look good in a tucked-in white tshirt and bluejeans?

>>76561672
Based, these are great little watches

>>76577068
They sure are

>>76568901
she didn't even blink once

>>76579755
I don't think she can.
Though eight seconds of not blinking isn't long.

>>76577031
Who is she?

>>76555678 (OP)
so does this thot take dick in her ass?

>>76580632
Not from you she doesn't

>>76555678 (OP)
There's something about hispanic thots that really do it for me. It's that uncanny mix of spanish features with injun features on these castizo women.

>>76580780
sauce?

>>76561817
what a retard

>>76564053
lol

>>76580780
I think he knows that given that he doesn't know who she is, if he were entering her back door I think he would know and wouldn't have to ask. you really need to improve your reasoning skills

>>76580977
>buddy obviously never played butthole roulette before

>>76581224
never, QRD?

>>76555700
I don't understand why people like you exist. I really don't.

>>76556170

Fucking based. This guy completely gets it... Most women just want to see a jacked tough guy with a handsome face, who looks like he can fix a busted cabinet or build something. Even if you make 6 figures, it's worth it to dress this way if you can pull it off. On the other hand, don't even try dressing like a rich boy unless you actually are one. You'll just look like a tryhard faggot and women can absolutely smell poseurs.

I can also vouch for guido/ gyaruo, delinquent, the John Lennon look (military intellectual,) formal officewear, and officewear with rolled up sleeves. Women want a guy that actually looks fucking hard.

>>76563178
Any chick in a black turtle neck >>> whatever fashion trend bullshit is going on at any given time

>>76581424
100% correct, well said anon. That’s been my experience too. My wife has said outright that it turns her on watching me do yard work or fixing stuff around the house. A good plain t-shirt tucked into jeans is simple, mature, and is like a cheat code for showing off your physique. Especially if you have a solid V taper that would otherwise be hidden by an untucked, baggy shirt.

>>76577031
I totally know her. Never spoken but jw seen her. Anymore? Would love more pics

>>76577000
It's water, she is about to change them after photos