Thread 76559518

Is it really that much easier for short guys?

>>76559518 (OP)
In social situations, workplace environments, and sports? Nah not really why

>>76559518 (OP)
Nah it's a cope. Anons are too smart to be wrong about their niche fitness theories so they find ways of coping with the fact that their training and or diet sucks

>>76559518 (OP)
Of course a smaller amount of muscle will look bigger on a small frame when it has less area to cover. That's why most pro bodybuilders are relatively short and the taller ones can look less muscular even though they have considerably more mass, and have a hard time filling out their frame

>first thread:
>"Boo-hoo poor me. I'm a lanky and life is so hard pls sympathize"
>second thread:
>"Mu-ha-ha look at me. I'm a lanky and I'm superior in every way"
At this point I'm starting to think lanklets have drank the estrogen koolaid too hard since their plates closed up too late or they're full-blown bipolar. And both assumptions makes them look pretty feminine. Femboyish even

>>76559553
Few are under 5'7 which is the average.

>>76559603
kek

The best height you can be as a man for all intents and purposes is 5'10 there I said it

I don't know what's more tragic, being a manlet who tries his best but will never matter, or being a lanklet who's full of potential but just thinks about manlets.

>>76559603
>>76559606
Sure, if it makes you sleep better at night senpai. Got anything better to say or are we done here?

>>76559603
>at party
>bretty good, having fun
>group convo comes up about height
>everyone stating their height
>my turn
>"How tall are you, anon?"
>"..5'10''"
>(I'm actually 5'9'')
>"5'10''? you look shorter than that"
>"n-no, I'm really that tall"
>tall dude looks at me, "I don't believe you"
>"N-no, really..." I stutter
>tall guy and his and buddies are now laughing
>closing in on me
>I turn around, try to escape
>it's too late
>they catch me
>pull me to the ground
>flip me over on my stomach as a struggle feebly
>my shoes are pulled off
>the tall dude pulls out a measuring tape
>"Now we'll know the truth, anon."
>I kick and wail as they stretch me tall
>everyone gleefully cheering them on
>they measure me
>tall due starts laughing as he looks at the number
>"He's only 5'8!"
>qt's look away in disgust
>they let me go
>tell me I can get up
>I don't
>just lay there with my face squished against the hardwood floor
>feel something wet against my cheek
>realize I'm crying

>>76559518 (OP)
yes

i'm ~205cm at ~100kg and look like a DYEL
probably need to be around >120kg to actually look big

>>76559793
>humiliation porn
DeviantArt is over there

>>76559518 (OP)
Id rather have better ratios and be shorter, easy to say since im pretty stocky even at 6ft4.

>>76559518 (OP)
I would rather fight prime mike in a street fight than some 400lb genetic freak football player, its simple math and if you cant accept reality its because youre stupid. Learn aaaaaallllll the boxing you want lil mikey mike you cant beat the hand god gave you can youm

>>76559518 (OP)
Lanklets need gender affirming care (steroids) to even look like they lift.

I would never envy tallfags cuz if I was tall I’d be dyel too. I had married women randomly feel on my bicep. Tallfags can’t relate.

>>76559872
If it's taller than 5.10 than it's roid or just tumor. Go learn about thermodinamic.

>>76559885
Average /fit/ poster intelligence right here

>>76559885
Theres basically nothing you could do if one of the ubermensch god among men tall geniuses decided to fight you, i can tell that you are short because of the way that you type, and it is pitiful.

Almost all of the best running backs ever in football are under 6’

This is Kevin Durant 6’11” 240lb skinny as a twig couldn’t even bench 185ln as a rookie. 240 is too heavy for an elite running back and Durant might literally die taking the kind of hits they take. The MVP is always awarded to either a running back or quarterback.

Face it, manlets win.

>>76559939
>Face it, manlets win.
Holy cope. He wins by merely existing.

>>76559945
>He wins by merely existing.
He's black doe

>>76559931
Emmitt Smith 5’9” all time rushing leader in the NFL took hits from 270lb 6’6” full Neanderthals his entire career.

Sorry Lankies take a L

Post manlets doing manlet things.

>>76559945
some positions in football are not for you lankie. Maybe try kicking that’s a good trick.

>>76559582
gms

>>76559954
hot...

>>76559954
kek the girl enjoyed that a little too much seeing her lil bf get lifted effortlessly

It’s cope.

Your body grows in proportion to its size.

It’s like saying “short people heal faster from injuries.” - complete retardation

>lankies chimping out itt
Color me not surprised.

>>76559952
I just wish nfl was natural, you can give a tall guy roids and say hes just built like that since the skys the limit with extrogenous hormones.

>270
310 is now the average for linemen.

>>76559986
imagine getting cupped by his very large and strong hands. oh my is that a boner?

>>76559996
It does mostly but the body functions best at average height you can’t infinitely scale biological organisms Godzillas bones would shatter under his own weight.

I love being 5"7
It feels like the entire universe is based around me.
Everything is made based entirely around my height.
I fit everywhere.
And I mean EVERYWHERE.

>>76559518 (OP)
Anyone ever do more than 100lbs 1rm bench in 1yr?

>>76560011
It isn’t Yao Ming’s feet broke before he was 30

>>76560025
I also think gigantism tall guys kind of cant fit on machines and barbells and shit, need to eat way more than minimum wage etc. I mean andre the giant was stocky but he was probably on gh, but he also drank so maybe not. But tall people also just assume theyre weaker instead of just lifting. Like im sure shaq would be pretty intimidating if he lifted. You cant just write off tall people because theyre stupid.

>>76560020
5'7 bros unite
not too short to not reach the high cupboards
not too tall to be squished in coach-class airplane seats
need to sleep on a loveseat? no problem
not to mention it's easier to put on muscle than it is for lanklets

>>76560047
>You cant just write off tall people because theyre stupid.
You can't write off a clinical midget with a gun either

>>76560047
The human body doesn’t scale infinitely. You saw the Kevin Durant photo. For someone to be muscular at 7’ they need to be damn near 400lb

>>76559518 (OP)
Not really. Yes, you "fill out" quicker as a manlet but a) being short cripples your aesthetics b) your max potential is less due to smaller frame and c) a tall fag is ALWAYS going to be stronger than you at the same level of training barring extreme spaghetti frames or cope leverage lifts like the 1 inch rom powerlifter bench/sumo deadlifts

>>76560078
Literally none of that is true

What community college did you go to?

>m-muh muscles
Who the fuck needs muscles when chicks will be gunning for you because of the height?

>>76560097
Literally all of it is true and my personal experience as a manlet. It took years of training to get stronger than a friend of mine who smokes weed and plays basketball every now and then because he was 6'2 and I am 5'7. Op is just lanklets complaining about a speed bump on their fitness journey

>>76559901
Average brainwashed lanky here

>>76560131
What ivy did you do your undergrad at?

>>76559518 (OP)
It's a compensation prize for losing everything that matters much harder

>>76559931
*Grabs 9mm*
you were saying?

>>76560131
>my anecdotal evidence is law
Maybe your genetics are simply shit

>>76560154
Malding lanky

>>76559939
Feast your eyes

>>76559793
Damn hate when this shit happens. not for me though im a tall king. forced measurings are still tough to watch.

>>76559880
Absolute seething manlet detected. You’d give up your left nut for an inch

>>76559939
Hes doing cardio and shit though, which adapts your body to save calories as it thinks youre walking to find a water source. I mean he might be on roids but its an unfair comparison.

>>76560201
No it’s simple biology 6’11” is twig thin at 240

This is Jerome Bettis who is 10lb heavier and one of the most bruising backs of all time in the NFL

>>76559518 (OP)
Well once i started getting more muscle it became easier to put on muscle idk if its muscle insertions and leverages or skill. But im pretty fockin tall and it took a while for me to get there and idk if i can inherently lift more weight or not, idk of anyone who hit their "natty limit" for real since its all speculation of lazy and stupid roiders.

>>76559518 (OP)
No it's total cope about being unwilling to eat more.

>>76560229

THE BUS

>>76560277
First off, dumbass, how do you expect my gf to fuck me if i domt have abs? Yesh thats what i thought doofus. Number two, do you really think you should just eat more on a rest day? I could go on and on but youre too stupid to listen.

>>76559518 (OP)
Arent most lifting world records held by taller guys? Sure theyre using roids but how is that relevant?

>>76560338
Shh, let the children play.

>>76560064
One question i have is why the fuck do football players keep playing after theyre multimillionaires?

>>76559518 (OP)
Hypothetically it might take longer for someone tall to get filled out but assuming they keep lifting shouldnt they be able to be stronger if ratios/levers are the same?

>>76559518 (OP)
Man, it must SUCK being a manlet.
Imagine waking up every day and the top shelf is a boss fight. Haha couldn’t be me (6’3 Chad here)

>be manlet
>pants look like capris no matter what
>can’t see in a crowd, only smell armpits
>girl says she likes tall guys “for protection”
>she means protection from YOU
>gets mistaken for younger brother everywhere
>life is basically Hard Mode: Hobbit Edition

Meanwhile me:
>head above the herd
>command presence in every room
>never worry about legroom, I am the legroom
>doorways tremble when I approach

Stay safe down there, fellas.
Reply if angry.

Indisputable manlet advantages
>shorter levers = better leverage = more weight lifted = more stimulus = more gains
>less volume of muscle required to fill out frame = saturate your skeletal muscle capacity faster
>lower maintenance calories = lower bulk calories = easier to hyperbulk on protein = greater gains

>>76560366
The glory

There are plenty of millionaires and money is important but the respect and admiration you get from being a successful athlete is almost unparalleled.

Before anyone says “lol sportsball” athletic competition is one of the pillars of western civilization. Augustus Caesar’s palace was literally built overlooking the hippodrome and every single Greek god is /fit/

>>76560449
lmao

>>76560530
ONE GAME
I don't know why
I bought a hippodrome with one game to buy
Keep in mind a colosseum can still have chariot race time
That's all I know

>>76560530
Excellent work goy.

>>76560530
Nah i still think football players are at least kind of stupid

>>76560477
Forget no tumor