Thread 76574434

>up to 15% protein
>0% fat
>full of minerals
>organic
>completely free
Have you taken the slug pill yet?

>>76574434 (OP)
I always see hundreds of them on my way to work and back. It made me wonder, why have I never seen any animals, especially birds, try to eat them? It's like a big buffet out in the open

oui oui oui!
hon hon hon

>>76574434 (OP)
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare

>>76574434 (OP)
A typical garden slug weighs around 300mg. 13% of 300mg is 45mg. To get 20g of protein, you would need to eat almost 1kg of slugs. I'll stick to broccoli and chicken thanks.

>>76574447
vax status?

>>76574447
> Soon after the diagnosis, Sam fell into a coma, where he remained for 420 days, Ballard said in the Australian news report. He woke up paralyzed, unable to eat without a tube or move without intense effort. He required 24-hour care, seven days a week.
>But the disease didn’t affect his mental faculties, his family and friends said.
>“He’s in there, 100%,” Galvin told “The Sunday Project.” “I apologized to Sam about everything that happened that night in the backyard. And he just started bawling his eyes out. I know he’s there.”

I didn't really want to sleep tonight anyway. What a fucking living nightmare. Play stupis games, win stupid prizes I guess.

>>76574454
Where do I even start with this post? The specimen in the OP is a small one, but weighs at least 10 grams. That's 1.3 grams of protein. So one would need to eat just 15 slugs (or 150 grams) to get 20 grams of protein. Not bad.

>>76574434 (OP)
These mother fuckers got into my house last year. They were living under the cabinets in the kitchen. One or two would come out every night and slime all over the place. Smoked them out and there was over 50 of them.

I think they're generally toxic as fuck, like lead and commieblockm sewage level of toxic

>>76574445
I'm curious how the French ended up with crap like snails and frogs being considered a delicacy. I could understand some third-world shithole in SEA eating cats and dogs or whatever because they couldn't get their hands on the good stuff like beef and lamb but France is supposed to be a first-world country. Are they just hopeless degenerates to the core?

>>76574447
>Australia
Everything will kill you. Even those fucking Koala bears if they don't get their fucking eukalyptus.

>>76574513
>>76574434 (OP)
>>76574442
Not advised to just eat slugs off the footpath, you have to cultivate them and "purge" them of toxins before eating. They need to eat wholesome foods like lettuce etc. for a few days before you cook and eat them.

>>76574501
Just eat chicken or tofu you fucking retard.

If you must eat snails instead. Slugs can be highly toxic

>>76574539
Yes

>>76574502
What the fuck, ive never heard of a slug home invasion before. How poor are you?

>>76574484
>Play stupis games, win stupid prizes I guess.
I just imagined a shitty TV show where a contestant eats a slug to spin a wheel and it ends on "full body paralysis", he then immediately goes comatose as the audience cheers and laughs

>>76574582
you can get that parasite just about anywhere

>>76574651
Sounds like some shit japs would do

>>76574442
>It made me wonder, why have I never seen any animals, especially birds, try to eat them?
Because their slime is nasty and their toxic bodies are basically nothing but slime and water. Do NOT take the slug pill.

>>76574434 (OP)
IDK I ate them a bunch of times just cook them well and make sure the are you get them from is OK. Now I don't eat them anymore because I like them, they're very cool animals.

>>76574539

Entire French nationhood is a farce revolving around pretentiousness. There is literally nothing special about them except their obsession with pretending their turds are solid gold. Their language is horrible, their food mediocre for European (especially South European) standards, their culture boring. Their entire economy depends on selling their "brand" to fags and women so they'll overspend on shit that are bland at best. They will have retards spend a shit ton of money eating bland snails to fill superior to others.

You know those videos proving profesional "wine tasters" can't distinguish 2$ from 10.000$ wines because the whole farce about expensice wines is just that, a farce? Or those videos about interviewing retards in Paris whether they know about made up fashion brend to which they all say they do? Yeah that's how the entire country is like

>>76574582
Rat lungworm is everywhere

>>76574951
Midwit take

MODS - THIS IS A /CK/ THREAD

>>up to 15% protein
>>0% fat
Are you saying that thing is 85% carbs? retard

>>76574447
so you cook them first, got it. probably also good to feed them something clean and then have them shit and then wash away their shit. basically the way you deal with mussels.

>>76575034
Exactly, but it's surprisingly easy to get attached to the little fuckers so be wary. They're super cute when they're newborns.

>>76574951
lol
the French stomped the brits so hard that they started calling cow meat "beef". From the French word for cow, bœuf. All the beef of course went to their masters.

>>76574647
I have a nice house. Slugs don't know the difference. But I wonder how they got in in the first place. The plumbing maybe.

>>76574502
That's like 1-2 clutches. Good survivability with no predators around.

I have a hedgehog family in my yard, they exterminate them very efficiently.

>>76574442
>filled with disease
>filled with poison
>taste like shit
>feel like shit in the mouth
never worth eating when better food still exists on planet earth. (((they))) want you eating slugs.

>>76575300
>But I wonder how they got in in the first place.
We know what you did, stop playing dumb

>>76574610
Imagine the famine and desparate hunger some frenchman had to go through to end up eating slugs. And now it's a delicacy.
This is most likely the case with every weird dish around the world.

>>76576135
Imagine being the first guy to suck on a cow tit and trying to explain to your tribe, without sounding like a degenerate, that the white liquid that comes out is tasty and gives you gainz.

>>76575074
We had the better empire

>>76574447
>https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare
>dude gets multiple sclerosis
>tells doctor he ate a slug
>doctor tells him that he's crippled because a worm "got lost" and ended up in his brain
lol
lmao even

>>76574454
You are fucking retarded.
If they are 15% protein then eating 1kg of slugs would get you 150 grams of protein.
If you meant to type 1000 slugs that is also wrong, you would need to eat 444.4 of them, based on your 45mg.
>>76574501
You are also fucking retarded. A typical garden slug weighs less than half a gram.

>>76574434 (OP)
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angiostrongyliasis
Nope.

>>76575074
Those were Danes.
The French lost to Germany, four times.

>>76576982
They probably saw human women milking and thought cow milk could serve as an alternative.
Not that weird if you think about it.

>>76574539
yes and also you misunderstand how poor the average frenchman was for hundreds of years and how shit that started as a poor fuck's food to cope with starvation evolves into richfag cuisine.
The norman rulers of both countries regularly fucked over the other one for decades

>>76578332
Ivermectin Chads win again.

>>76578354
Lost to BromAC Chads on the 'rona though. Way higher potency chemo cocktail too, especially on GI and skin malignancies.

>>76574434 (OP)
THAT SLUG HAS A FAMILY

>>76578340
>What was the Norman Conquest?

>>76578342
>my dudes, you won't believe it, so I saw helga milking and so I went and found a heffer and started sucking on it's mini-penii (they have 6) and tasty white stuff came out!
>pic related l

Slugma nuts lmao

>>76574442
>>76574434 (OP)
They're carriers of parasites, viruses, bacteria etc due to their low body temperature and moisture.

>>76578324
Do you have any idea how tiny a half a gram of anything is?

bring a few of them home, feed them whatever, let them reproduce, keep feeding them whatever, then cook and eat

simple as

>>76574434 (OP)
Must cook. High in parasites.

>>76574442
They do eat them. But a bird can only eat two or three at a time.

>>76575300
Means you have a poor seal at wherever they entered. Also means you have a very high moisture area that they are concentrating in adjacent to your home.

>>76574888
Trips of truth.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare

>>76574442
Did you spend your entire day watching if any birds ate any?

>>76574539
It was during a hubdred year war. After it france was almost completely bankrupt and people were starving. Thus they started eating shit like snails. And of cource they wpuldn't be frogs if they didn't have a huge ego. To they were like "no, I'm not wearing torn jeans because I'm poor. It's actually a vool pair of jeans and they are fashionable."
So now french people eat frogs and pretent that they have never been poor and starving.

>>76578553
if you actually try to do that then you might have the 'tism as well.

I always go out of my way to crush as many snails and slugs as I can whenever I encounter them, they just creep me out man

>>76574651
Kek

>>76575003
What make you say that?

>>76578553
Kek

>>76579386
No, but I've spent around 3000 hours walking that route back and forth and I've never seen it happen.

>>76574484
Did you get to the part where you can get it from improperly washed vegetables? Fucking nightmarish.

>>76578495
>who were the Normans
The Normans were Danes who took Western France.

Snails and slugs are different tho

>>76574447
Should have chased it with a handful of raw garlic to kill the parasites.

>>76574472
>2018
shit nigga at least TRY

>>76574434 (OP)
i havent seen any recently
i think we are exterminating them

>>76574484
> Soon after the diagnosis, Sam fell into a coma, where he remained for 420 days
Should've blazed it

>>76574434 (OP)
Garloids have better macros and don't taste awful like a slug does.

We had a very wet year last year and the slugs were fucking everywhere. Worst part is that theyre cannibals who are attracted to dead fellow slugs.

>slug tries to cross the road
>gets run over
>other slugs gather to dead slug to eat it
>get run over as well
>rinse and repeat until entire road is covered in disgusting slug gore

>>76574445
we ate snails not slugs

>>76583684
no I've been eating all of them.

>>76574610
This.
Plenty of prey animals eat poisonous shit in order to build up toxins in their system and become poisonous themselves. It's a defense mechanism and the animals that learn not to prey on them found out the hard way at some point

>>76574445
I wonder whats french canadian for i grew up without a mother... Sacre Bleu! Where is me mama??

>>76575300
>I have a nice house. Slugs don't know the difference.

>>76574896
Do you eat cockroaches too?