Thread 76579452

I just learned that I have an urachal sinus and this means the tube connecting to my bladder from my umbilical cord never closed properly and now it’s seeping a whitish yellow pussy watery liquid, which is LITERALLY urine travelling up my abs and flowing out of my sore ass belly hole.

I feel like a fucking mutant.

>>76579452 (OP)
you should unironically kys. this is fucking disgusting

>>76579458
It IS disgusting and I DO feel like killing myself.

>>76579468
nah i was just kidding brah. cant they do surgery or smthing

>>76579452 (OP)
So is this why when I poke my navel I can feel it in the tip of my penis?

>>76579452 (OP)
this is not a n announcement board for you to shout about your personal medical problems, you deformed mutant. go see a doctor or something

>>76579479
Yes. Dense ass nerve endings. I play with mine when my gf blows me or jerks me off. Prostate not needed.

My bb smells like fish if I don’t shower every other day, do I have what you have?

>>76579452 (OP)
>babies can pee out their bellybutton
LMAO no way

>>76579584
Adults too…

>>76579452 (OP)
You're lucky. My grandfather died from an infection from repeated catheter usage when he was old and his prostate was so swollen he couldn't urinate normally anymore. You have a redundant tube so if/when that happens to you there's a backup option.

>>76580062
>there's a backup option
Science needs to look into this. We should all be peeing from alternative hole if our bladders fail us!

Just use a cork to close the hole ar smthing. I dunno not a doctor, but I'm 100% sure they have surgeries for that specific reason.

>>76579452 (OP)
Thats because kikes clip it too early to send it to their kike dump in the desert for stem cells and big profits
the cord should stay attached for a while after birth

>>76579452 (OP)
Ewwww

Harness this power and use it to fight crime.

gross

>>76580064
doctors used to remove prostates from old men by surgery through the fucking abs, making it an incredibly dangerous and lethal procedure, instead of going through the taint where it's easy and safe.

>>76580062
So what you're saying is: Men can cum out they belly

It’s an extra hole. Do kinky stuff with it.

>>76579452 (OP)
>if Anon laughs too hard he pees his shirt