Thread 76583351

>>76583351 (OP)
I'm 27 and I haven't even had my first kiss.

God, I hate pop "science."

>>76583351 (OP)
yes but sex is even better

>>76583358
what a loser kek, have you even had your tongue up a hot woman's shitter?

>>76583351 (OP)
Kissing can give you mononucleosis. Studies show a significant association between mononucleosis (caused by the Epstein-Barr virus, or EBV) and an increased risk of Alzheimer's disease (AD). Research indicates that EBV may contribute to the development of AD, possibly by influencing protein aggregation in the brain.

>>76583361
Haha... can't imagine how horrible it would be to not have anyone to kiss or cuddle with for over a year

>>76583361
>Not having someone to cuddle, to tell you how beautiful you are and being in close proximity to for an entire year is no life worth living.

>>76583351 (OP)
>Is kissing good for you?
yes
exchange of antibodies through kissing is long known and the strengthening of the immune system well researched
it's also (speculated) to be one of the factors why married men live longer

and anecdotally, I got less sick once i moved in with my wife from a long distance relationship

>>76583368
highly doubtful about that
Alzheimer is a relatively "new" illness
and cases doubled in the last 20y in the industrialized world
while EBV prevalence rate is unchanged

people have been kissing for millennia

>>76583365
I haven't even had sex.

>>76583410
have sex, bro, like damn what are you doing kek

>>76583365
>have you even had your tongue up a hot woman's shitter?
eww gross

>>76583416
No one wants to have sex with me.

>>76583498
I do (if you bottom)

>>76583502
I have no idea what bottoming means. I don't have a pussy.

>>76583509
Use your imagination, autist

>>76583351 (OP)
>may
>could
>it is plausible that
>potentially

>>76583498
Don't let that stop you from following your dreams, bro. You can do it, I believe in you.

>>76583358
My friend was a kissless virgin at 30 and when he finally broke through he started hanging at swinger parties and became a bull for cucks

>>76583736
yeah and my 3ft2 indian fren got a hot rich gf

>>76583379
>>76583387
brutal

>>76583736
he probably had a big cock, anyone that is big can become a bull for cucks, it's not an achievement as if you had to really work hard for the cuck to finally give you the reward of him letting you rail his wife, kek

Kissing can be bad if your girlfriend has cavities, she can pass that onto you.

I have to rape in the name of health then

>>76583351 (OP)
Cavities are caused by malnutrition (calcium, vitamin D and K deficiencies)

>>76583351 (OP)
Bongs confirmed an island of incels