Thread 76588092

Daily reminder to drink more water BUDDEH

>>76588092 (OP)
I add electrolytes to my water because electrolytes are what plants crave.

>>76588115
i just talked to the plants and they said they actually like water.

drank some more water thanks to you
people like to say your thread is low quality but in a sense this thread is a perfect bellwether for the state of the board as usually 1/3rd of the threads alive at any given time are lower quality than this
thank you for your service and say hydrated BUDDEH

Least obvious samefag cordy

>>76588092 (OP)
you sound like my wife. she does this dumbass shit to herself and kids. Where she guzzles tons of water before bed, now has the children in the mode since birth. Wakes up 2 times a night to piss, the potty trained one also doing this as well. wife doesnt understand why she is tired all the time. god i hate being married and not having any friends that are married. They are all just omg your a father you need behave like a god damn priest now.

>.t sir this is a wendys

>>76588561
With electrolytes, right? Because electrolytes are what plants crave.

160 oz of water today, next time I'll stick to just 80 as 160 had me pissing far too much for my liking.

hey schizo guy is this one a keke or a fungo?

>bumping it
>talking in 3rd person
Fooling no one cordie

>>76592026
There he is! Any reason you choose not to answer besides being retarded?

>page1
>n-no i totally saged it it’s just a coincidence it got bumped stop noticing please..

Kys Fungo

>>76592424
Didn't say I saged it. Any reason you're not answering besides being retarded?

>>76592424
awh I thought this one was a kekke, that's what you said last time! Could you make up your mind please?

>now she’s dropped the whole pretense of Saging and bumps her spam threads each time
Nice to see the mask finally drop (not that it wasn’t ever obvious she was the one bvmping her own spam)

>>76592452
Still not my thread, I just bump it to bother you specifically. The more pissy you get the funnier. Anyway, the only reason you're not answering is because you're retarded then? It's really weird you won't answer a very simple 2 choice question.

>I just bump it to bother you even tho I spent the first two weeks pretending” to sage and tru to convince you it’s not my thread, btw we’re totally different people it’s not my thread it’s totally normal to keep bvmping someone else’s spam thread for days, I mean who wouldn’t do that? Stop noticing please

Why does she think this fools anyone?

>>76592466
See? It's hilarious watching you sperg out like this. Anyway I'll take your reluctance to answer as an "I'm too retarded to comprehend the question."

>Noo you have to answer to me, im totally not angry you called me out months ago for pretending to sage, this totally isn’t my thread
>pay attention to me now!
Oof

>>76592478
Man nobody taught you that bullies only make fun of people they get a reaction out of in grade school huh?
Yes I'm here specifically to antagonize (You) because I think it's funny. Still not my thread, but I know you'll be here and I know you'll sperg out ;)

>another day of pretending not to bvmp
>another day of calling out her spam

>>76592495
Still not pretending not to bump. I'm doing it on purpose. Because it bothers (You). You're dancing like a little monkey just for me, and every time you reply to the thread it's my own personal little show. You'd make a good sexgimp.

>pretending not to bvmp
>weird sexual projections
>ignoring she used to “pretend” to sage and now larps like she was bumping the whole time

Such is the life of one who spams all day “pretending” not to bvmp

>>76592514
Nobody would be replying to the thread if you weren't sperging out :) the botted thread would slide off the catalogue just like every other one.
You can keep egging me on though, I'm loving our conversation! I might go to bed soon though.

>>the thread (totally not mine)
>weird sexual projections
>pretending her spam is le “bots”

Such is the life of a Fungo who pretended for weeks to “sage” but really was bvmping the whole time (if it really wasn’t her thread she would have left weeks ago)

>>76592524
But you said it was kekke before? The fact you can't make up your mind about it is really strange and makes you sound stupid.
You're a really easy target, you know that? Such a good reaction, I'd never give up bullying my favourite fuckmeat.

awh my little fuckgimp dancing monkey left the thread alone :( I guess they hate me :(((

I’m replying to your other 6 spam threads Fungo

>>76592561
but I'm not in those threads! You should stay behind and dance for me baby, I can show you a good time. Pay you a little extra for some hands on time, ya feel? How do you feel about latex?

>>76588790
Stfu kekke

>>76592450
You are talking to kekke. He hates other spammers and especially water buddeh.

>replying to herself
>forgot to pretend to sage

>>76592778
I don't sage water buddeh spam

>>I don’t sage my own threads
We know fungo

>>76592787
>kekke is calling other people fungo now
Are you having a psychotic break? You are fungo.

>xhe forgot to “pretend” to sage again
>talking in third person

Many such cases of one who pretended not to bvmp

>>76592793
No I'm calling you "kekke" because that is your name. You were also "fungo." It was a larp you posted. Idk why you are calling other people fungo to make things confusing. You are also talking to multiple people, not a single person schizo. The guy who pretends to sage is your fanboy from your hemorhoids spam threads. You have him so confused, he thinks he's arguing with some other guy who calls out your fungo gimmick threads.

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