Thread 76588300

my gf has gained 40 pounds since we started dating, 2 years ago. most of it was in the last 6 months. she used to be so hot and now she's this lumbering heavy-breathing meatball. I'm not turned on by her anymore and we stopped having sex several months ago.

how do I make her lose weight, what do I get for her, how do I approach this gently?

>>76588300 (OP)
Mounjaro or Ozempiz or new gf. The choice is yours.

>>76588300 (OP)
she doesn't see you as attractive and to avoid breaking your heart is ruining her body so you break up with her instead.

her bicep is bigger than your quad

inject glp1a into her while she's sleeping or grind up one of the orals into her food

start cooking for her. give her prepped meals, measured at 1200 calories a day.
remember, the key to good food is broth. buy various broths, when you make rice, use broth instead of water. when you serve her boiled chicken and carrots, boil them all in a little broth.
serve her broccoli boiled in beef broth with little chunks of bell pepper.

>>76588346
believe it or not I tried this and she just keeps snacking, and she buys her own snacks most of the time. she also overeats at work because she goes out to lunch every day with her coworkers

>>76588300 (OP)
How does that even happen?

>>76588371
being too much of a pussy to tell your bitch to lay off the twinkies

>>76588300 (OP)
Just walk away, bro. Women refuse to improve themselves unless they are looking for a new man. She's just going to get worse from here. Just walk away.

>>76588300 (OP)
Remove attention, affection and commitment until >she gets fit again for you
>or you leave and she gets fit again for another man
>or you leave and she never gets fit again and dies of heart disease at 40

gain 10 pounds then say the two of you need to diet together. clear out your food and exert control over both your eating

>>76588300 (OP)
Become emotionally unavailable.
Spend less and less time with her.
Date other women.
Forget about her.

You can't. If she actually cared, she wouldn't have gotten fat.

>>76588300 (OP)
I refuse to believe that pic is real
>>76588379
This man speaks the truth

>>76588300 (OP)
she already broke up with you but you're a simp so you'll take the disrespect

>>76588300 (OP)
There is no way this is the same person. It must be AI.

>>76588300 (OP)
tell her that you love her and want her to achieve everything she's capable of. and that also includes body goals.

>>76588367
Throw out the snacks.

>>76588371
Having a girlfriend that doesn't respect you

>>76588300 (OP)
Mogged

>>76588300 (OP)
tirzepatide costs like $20 per month with compounded stuff, she can loose like 80 lbs in a year with that shit

Happened with my wife, I tried everything and at one point she had 2 gym memberships and a monthly yoga thing. It was all super gay.

Leave. You're welcome

>>76588300 (OP)
Holy shit. Usually Im a fan of this particular combination (chubby, pretty, asian) but this has gone full retard wrong. I think its arms and bloated retard face. Also, tits stayed at A cup, which makes me think nothing good happened to ass and thighs, either. Its all gut, arm back and jowl fat.

No.

>>76588300 (OP)
I've never seen this turn around except with ozempic. she might fix herself after you break up with her but chances she does it together are non-existent. be glad you aren't married. as people age the likelihood of getting fat only increases. if she fatted now she's gonna fat even more a decade from now. end it. not what you want to hear but it's either end it or live a shitty life. being single isn't that bad.

>>76588305
>Ozempig

>>76588300 (OP)
It will only get worse from here. Get out if the rest of your life, rarer and rarer sex, with the lights out, bothers you. The world being what it is, you will likely be single longer than her, so that part sucks.

Kekke gimmick where he larps as having a girlfriend. Very strange spam.

>>76592314
>>76592390
>Bumps his own thread
But is it a keke or a fungo? You always seem to flip flop on this, almost like you're bumping your own thread for attention.

>replying to herself
>bumping her own thread
>reposting her comments from days ago

Go back to your hemorrhoids thread Fungo. Or kys

>>76592418
But you just said this was a kekke? Now it's a fungo? You seem awfully inconsistent, I'm not sure I believe you.

>page 1

She’s not even hiding it anymore, grim

>>76592459
But which is it? You said it's a kekke but now you said it's a fungo? You seem very oppositional to answering a very simple question. Are you too stupid to answer simple questions? Could you get your handler to answer for me?

i'll be 39 in december and i've never had a gf before. i think it's too late to learn how to socialize with women

>she forgot to “sage” again

Oof, not looking good for cordy

>>76588379
This. Then the few that do lose weight after breaking up act like the guy missed out because she totally would’ve started taking care of herself if they were still together.

>>76592462
Definitely too late. You would only make both of you miserable if you somehow found a LTR.

>>76592474
So you REALLY can't answer such a simple question? You must be incredibly and profoundly retarded if you can't answer a "pick A or B" question, they get toddlers to answer those to practice critical thinking.

>cordie thinks I’m obligated to answer her questions
>cordie “pretending” to sage for weeks
>waht do u mean I’m so innocent and based I’m asking a simple question u retard why are you calling me out!?
Oof

>>76592508
So you can't answer it then. You don't have to be all coy about it, it's okay to admit you're retarded and don't know what you're talking about. There's people on this board who think CICO is fake. You can't possibly be more retarded than them.

>page 1

Oh no she forgot to “”sage”” her thread again this time. Sloppy

>>76592530
Still bumping it on purpose to bother you. I'm glad it's working :) jeep sperging out for me fuckgimp.

>>76590146
I have a fat coworker who is always bragging about her 4am workouts and 2 gym memberships. she hasn't changed in appearance in the 2 years I've worked with her.

>I’m replying to your other 6 spam threads Fungo
But you're not here? You said it was a fungo here >>76592418
unless you actually think this one is a kekke. You never did answer me about that.

>>76592462
are you white and in the first world? you can get somebody from asia very easily still and have a fucked up thirdie relationship. better than nothing. otherwise it's over. you can't have a normal first world relationship anymore. way too late. you should have had your first kid like 10 years ago.

but seriously though if you're white and first world it's incredibly easy for you in asia still. I worked in china a few years and 2/10 white guys over 40 can hook up with college age girls and get any gf they want. pretty fucked up and disgusting seeing it so often but that's how it is.

>>76588300 (OP)
>how do I make her lose weight, what do I get for her, how do I approach this gently?
Seems you really care for your relationship if after all this time without intimacy and reading what you posted you're still together.
Tell her the truth. Don go around trying to find the words, sometimes getting straight to the point is necessary.
After that, diet, gym, maybe ozempic.
Good luck.

>>76592462
No just get out and do it. The best time to plant a tree was 29 years ago but the second best time is in right now. I knew someone who switched careers from a jazz pianist to a MD in their 40s.