Thread 76589365

Any fellow cyclists laugh hard when you bike to the gym to do an intense leg day and the parking lot is filled with fat boomers strolling up in their emotional support trucks to walk 20 minutes on the treadmill?

>>76589365 (OP)
No, because I don't have low self-esteem and I'm an actual legitimately decent person.

>>76589464
These truckniggers try to kill me on the road daily to get to Dunkin 2 seconds faster. I don't owe them an ounce of respect.

post bike

>>76589365 (OP)
About to bike to work right now

Drivers dont even know how weak they are

>>76589478
I didn't ask and I don't care.

>>76589480
I'm taking a shit right now, sorry.
>>76589482
My old commute used to be 4 miles and I had colleagues who lived even closer, and when they heard I biked they'd just say "ah. I could never do that." Why? Why can't you? Quitter attitude.
>>76589483
So then why post in my thread?

lol this faggot doesn't even own a bike OR a truck lmao europoor trash

>>76589478
Cycle faster next time, poorfag

>>76589365 (OP)
god I'm so glad I live in a country where people cycle everywhere
and my city builds decent cycling infrastructure

my gym only has like 5 parking spots anyway
but 50+ roofed over bicycle parking spots

>>76589511
I'm poor because I don't blow thousands monthly on car/truck payments, insurance, and gas? Quite the opposite, it's the people who take out loans on these $85k behemoths who are financially worse off than me.
>>76589499
I own two bikes.
>>76589511
25MPH in a 25MPH zone isn't good enough? Retards fly around me in residential neighborhoods as if they're on the highway.

>>76589528
Which country? I supposedly live in one of the safest states in the USA for cyclists and it's still megashit.

>>76589499
>OR a truck
yeah because pick up trucks are retarded
literally no real use case

got a box trailer for when I need to haul stuff, does exactly the same
but I don't look like a faggot who constantly has to signal muh I wooork, literal women behavior

>>76589544
>Which country?
Germany
drivers here are really accustomed to cyclists, especially in the cities
also if you hit a cyclist in a car, you're always, by default at fault and gotta pay

boomers all got e-bikes in the last years here
so now politicians HAVE to make everything bike friendly

>>76589464
>I'm an actual legitimately decent person.
No decent person talks like this.

>>76589563
Only one other person in my office bikes and he's said to me "I've only been hit by cars four times around here" as if that's a good thing. We're cucked here.

>>76589546
Proper pickup trucks are fine. It's the modern minivan replacement manlet giga trucks that are fucking retarded. They're not even fit for truck shit.
Also why is it always some beta manlet in those giant trucks? I'm 6'4" and either cycle or drive my compact sedan lol.

>>76589365 (OP)
Yet they still can rep 2pl8 and you struggle with body weight
I'll take steaks and butter over your faggot bread and fruit diabetes ass bitch

>>76589365 (OP)
What is with the huge lift and fancy axles and wheels and such? Is driving around the suburbs truly so demanding on one's vehicle?

>>76589478
hopefully they get you one day and then also have a deadly crash

>>76589900
Why do they spend all this money when the car probably has a wet timing belt that will blow the engine up before it hits 100K miles

>>76589605
That's exactly what an indecent person would say.

>>76589478
I love that you retards think your amount of respect compares anything to a 6,000 pound metal fucking train coming at your stupid bike and dyel ass body bro lmao pull out in front of run that fuckin red light man, I'm not stopping. Too occupied with throwing bacon egg and cheese cwuh san's down my fat American gullet
Kek

>>76589900
You're too poor to understand it
>B b but ur maintainence costs!!!
Stick a kick stand up your ass peasant

>>76589865
I can literally bench 315, fag. And I've never seen a single suburban Boomer lift any respectable weight, even keeping their age in mind. At most, they're use the Smith machine.
>>76589908
Based misanthrope.
>>76590002
I'm pretty sure many people behind the wheel unironically think this way.

>>76590020
For max? For reps? You don't bench 315 lil bro, go hit the leg extensions again lol
>>76590020
No, this is unironically how I eat and think bro, again please pull out in front of me and your dumb fuck ass is gonna get smoked. Please oblige so I can blood sacrifice up into an upgraded 2500 silverado

>>76589365 (OP)
No. Because I squat 3 times your bodyweight and box weekly. Your cycling cardio is what's laughable.

>>76589365 (OP)
All car owners are either jews or victims of the jewish propaganda to sell them a subscription service that doesn't work any better than public services

>>76589365 (OP)
That truck isn't what I'd do, but is it that hard to just let people enjoy things?

And top-kek at any cyclist trying to talk shit to anybody.

>>76590040
Your baseline was 2 plates. Suddenly I need to bench 3 plates for reps?

Also, if you are bring unironic, kill yourself.
>>76590062
You squat 1800lbs?
>>76590140
"Let people enjoy things" is what allows society to become shit.

>>76590007
I get it man, all those parking lots and smoothly paved neighborhood streets can be terribly tough to navigate without excess clearance and articulation. I mean, what if you have to run over a slight curb?? No stock automobile can handle such rigorous conditions.

>>76590187
>"Let people enjoy things" is what allows society to become shit.

>>76589628
If you have been hit 4 times you are a fucking idiot. I bet he is one of those who refuses to use side walks or ride on the shoulder. Absolute fucking turbo retard. Its the same thing as a woman who goes and gets black out drunk all the time and is surprised guys fuck her the bathroom

>>76590336
>refuses to use sidewalks
It's literally illegal, for good reason, to bike on sidewalks in many places, especially when one's a seasoned cyclist capable of reaching 25–30MPH. First, you run the huge risk of mowing down a pedestrian. Also, when drivers back out of driveways, they're less likely to see you.
>ride on the shoulder
It's demonstrably less safe for cyclists to do this because then cars feel free to pass without going into the other lane, increasing the risk of the car clipping the cyclist. When the cyclist takes the lane, cars are pressured to pass with more distance between them and the cyclist.

>>76589365 (OP)
Based boomers.

>>76590308
>I mean, what if you have to run over a slight curb??
do you think chink women are on 4channel?

>>76590529
Yeah there was an asian girl on pol

>>76590445
>its demonstrably more safe for me to get run over 4 times
>Why yes I place the law above my own life

>>76590552
I've never been run over because I ride in ways that are statistically the safest. No sidewalks. Take the lane a few hundred feet before turning. Idaho stops. Etc.

>>76590573
I have never been run over either despite going thousands of miles on my bike because I do not follow traffic laws like a bitch. I ride on sidewalks, I ride on the left side of the road, and I take alleys and back roads and shit to stay away from traffic

>>76589365 (OP)
i agree. what kind of fucking moron drives to the gym? I always take my bike.

>>76589478
You probably deserve it. I can come around a turn 5 miles below the speed limit and you faggots will still trip balls like im the one endangering your life and not the other way around.

>>76590598
I imagine both those ladies feel intense pity and/or contempt for the FF. And he couldn't fucking clean his shirt? I'd guess contempt.

>>76589544
I was wondering which state.

I live in Maryland, but there still isn't really good bike infrastructure around here (Montgomery County)

>>76590619
>And he couldn't fucking clean his shirt?
Maybe those are patches of sweat.

>>76590336
>refuses to use side walks
illegal
>ride on the shoulder
shoulders are often full of glass and gravel and those empty plastic liquor bottles and will pop your tire. same story with bike lanes- that's why nobody uses them.

Nobody wants to admit it (also because nobody wants to pay for it) but cyclists needs their own dedicated paths, you can't put them on the sidewalk and you can't put them on the road.

>>76589528
I am so jelly. I would get run over by chinaman or indians and there is no infrastructure for cyclists. I even drive to the track to run because roads are so annoying and cars are everywhere.

It is quite possible to add a cycleroad next to the sidewalk and use it as a temporary extension of said sidewalk if no one is cycling at that moment. Flexible but seperate in function indicated by the difference in pavement materials and colour.

>>76590637
>I would risk my life to follow the law
This is more cucked than letting another man fuck your wife.

>>76590582
You sound like the kind of turbo-cucked cyclist that prevents the practice from being more normalized and protected.
>>76590625
Connecticut

>>76590704
>risking your life to make a political point in the most reddit fashion possible
>calling others cucked

>>76590699
>afraid of risking your "life"
and I'm the cuck?

>>76590634
100% those are grease stains.

>>76590743
>>76590751
I carry a gun while I bike with a specific intent to summarily execute the first person to pull this shit on me. I have nothing to live for and will gladly end the life of a faggot ass bubba. No, I am not joking.

>>76590809
lol never met a tough guy on a bicycle

>>76590809
Kek
The weakest people will always have these fantasies that are completely detached from reality
You will never have a chance to retaliate, but you dont even bike with a gun to begin with

>>76590841
Weird how you associate a big truck with being hard and masculine but engaging in sport and fitness as being weak. Curious.

>>76590853
I'm not doing any of that, I associate unrealistic revenge power-fantasy with weakness

>>76590853
>engaging in sport and fitness
>you wish you could work as hard as i do

>>76590853
You just said you were willing to throw your life away because you have nothing to live for. You are weak.

>>76589478
Listen you stupid prick, use the fucking sidewalk, I see you "people" all the time in the middle of the road and a sidewalk is on the side. Use the sidewalk

>>76590819
Don't care about Stonespic.
>>76590841
You don't think I get get out a gun while a coal roller drives away?
>>76590894
How about I rape your mother.

>>76590927
Ma's alive? She just didn't want to come back to me?

>>76590927
No I don't think you will
The car will pass you too fast to even react and if you happen to pull out your gun and take a shot it will just be an angry impotent unaimed shot into nothing because the car is already 300 feet away from you

>>76589464
Here we go
One of those like I was on CK and someone told me "I don't laugh at anyone"

>>76590673
most american cities dont even have a sidewalk kek its a hellscape.

>>76589365 (OP)
Do you laugh at people?
No.
Because Im not a queer.

>>76589365 (OP)
/out/ is the containment board for you dyel faggot Lance Armstrong wannabes who pretend your in the Tour de France every time you hop on your faggocycle to go buy organic kale at the farmers market

>>76591211
No, >>>/n/ is, retard. Unless you're talking about the fitness aspects of cycling in which case /fit/ is the correct board.

>>76591183
The wealthiest town in the United States (atherton California in Silicon Valley) literally made sidewalks illegal because they felt that sidewalks promote loitering and therefore potentially bad behavior, like groups of people being visible, or noises being heard. People have to walk in the street there

>>76591221
Bikes arent legitimate transportation, they something losers too poor for cars or got their drivers license suspended for DUI use to go to the liquor store.
Bike are toys and you dont play in the street with toys so get out the fucking way fagggot

in the United States not having a car is basically a death sentence. I don’t have one because I’m too autistic and neurotic to drive, so I bike everywhere. It definitely makes me feel very pathetic doing it, also because it’s not a shitty bike it’s a decent road one, so I’m too afraid to keep it outside anywhere unattended even if it’s locked up for fear of it getting stolen

>>76591239
>just let packs of fent zombies and minorites chill outside of your 10 million dollar property bro they wont do nuffin

>>76591255
You shouldn't feel pathetic. I do have one car and it costs me thousands annually. Couldn't even imagine owning a second car. Biking is financially smarter. When a dickhead buzzes by you on their couch-on-wheels, just imagine them seething paying their monthly car payments and laugh.

>>76591239
sidewalks are for poor people who dont have cars. Poor people have no legitimate business walking around in rich neighborhoods so sidewalks arent needed

>>76591260
I didn’t criticize their decision. I was just responding to an anon who said that US cities don’t have sidewalks because they are hellholes. But when it comes to atherton, I’m pretty sure the police would murder fent addicts and blacks in the street if they were caught loitering around the $10 million castles owned by all the athletes and tech executives

>>76591270
its financially smarter to live in the woods in a lean-to made the sticks, shit in a hole in the ground and wash yourself in a stagnant pond, but some people dont mind spending a little extra money to a more comfortable and convenient life

>>76591248
>NNNNOOOOOO, DONT TRAVEL TO YOUR DESTINATIONS ON A CHEAP MODE OF TRANSPORTATION THAT PRODUCES ZERO GREENHOUSE GASSES, DOESN'T TEAR UP THE ROAD, AND GETS YOU FIT. YOU MUST GO TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN DEBT AND SPEND THOUSANDS ANNUALLY ON GAS AND INSURANCE TO LEGITIMATELY USE THE ROADS!!!!!
>>76591260
How much of a pussy are you?

>>76591298
If cycling to you is the transportation equivalent of being homeless in the woods, you're just a fucking weakling.

>>76591270
Everything doesn’t have to come down to money, anon. Being an adult, especially in America, who doesn’t have a car is completely pathetic and shows you’re an autistic loser with no life or destitute, unless you’re in like two major cities that have decent public transit with subways or buses, NYC and San Francisco. Maybe you could add Chicago there. I don’t have a car in my 30s, one because for some reason I’m autistically neurotically afraid to drive, but also because I have no life and so I don’t see the point of getting one.

>>76591248
>Bike are toys and you dont play in the street with toys so get out the fucking way fagggot
>implying those giant jacked up pickups are anything but toys

It’s not about utility, it’s about status. The data is clear: most truck owners don’t use their trucks for any real work. Statistically, they’d be better off renting one from Home Depot for the rare weekend project. Actual tradesmen often prefer vans, compact Japanese pickups with larger beds, or beat-up U.S. clunkers that can take abuse.

Men buy these oversized trucks because they think it signals masculinity, helped along by decades of marketing that equates small cars with weakness. Underneath that posturing, they’re just comfortable, well-equipped consumer products. A giant waste of money, but perfectly aligned with a culture where consumerism props up the economy.

The underlying message is simple: “I’m tough, and you’re stupid for not wasting the money like I did.” It’s the same psychology behind bidding wars for overpriced real estate and every other form of conspicuous consumption.

>>76591392
Is this AI? I've never been this horrified by a video before. What is this? And why do all the people look so.... weird?

>>76591392
Everyone knows AI wrote this

>>76591410
Thats called Our Democracy

>>76591410
>>76591413
Nope, it's real. Same conversation was happening in >>>/biz/>>60895993.

>>76591419
Lol I know it's bad with all the mutant mulattos and shit but no way is that real. I have to search for the original source so I can sleep tonight knowing it's fake

>>76591410
It's real. This is what americans actually look like.
Sad.

>>76591440
Fuckin thank God I live in Wyoming at least the fat goyim are white I found the original video and yeah it's real. Very creepy, enough Internet for like a month for me

>>76591410
This is what all Americans in the Midwest and south look like.

>>76591469
I visited my relatives down in Mississippi once and it was like stepping into a different world. Everyone was friendly enough but they were dumb as rocks and had zero culture. Their idea of a big night out was Dollar General or driving to Buc-ee’s, where they kept telling me I was going to be amazed by how clean the bathrooms were and how little shit there was on the toilets. I couldn’t believe how cheap everything was, gas and food were dirt cheap and houses were like $100k, but you’d have to live in a shithole out in BFE to get that. It felt like time froze down there sometime in the 1980s.

>>76591503
Mississippi is like, uniquely shitty. I live in Alabama and yeah it's definitely got some down sides, but I lived in MS for a year and just... It was an experience. I even lived on the coast, so literally the absolute best part of the state lol. Still a shithole, and the beaches are nasty and stink like shit. No open container laws though, so there's that and IIRC they've got full constitutional carry, castle doctrine, no duty to retreat, etc.
The people were definitely the worst part though. Fat, retarded, all addicted to various drugs and just generally downtrodden, squat little fat morons.

>>76591527
I have lived everywhere and I will say that I will say that I would take the deep south over the shitty parts of the midwest in a heartbeat. Indiana, michigan, ohio. Fucking ass crack of america

>>76591527
> I even lived on the coast, so literally the absolute best part of the state lol
I worked on an independent film in Biloxi, Ocean Springs, Gulfport.

>>76591316
Add DC to the list. I do own a car but only use it when absolutely necessary, which is rare.
>>76591433
I view Bucees as the playground for people with no actual hobbies or personalities.

>>76591413
esl

>>76589478
I hope they do cyclefag

>>76591853
Lol enjoy your fatmobile. Hope a road rager shoots you for going 1MPH under the speed limit.

>>76591527
Say hi to all the single moms in trailers I created in Dothan for me