Thread 76590128

None of your fucking business

>>76590128 (OP)
$15/month

>>76590128 (OP)
I stopped going to the gym years ago, I train at home now.

>>76590128 (OP)
300€ a year, no contract, no bullshit. Just a card that opens the door that will stop working after the year is done.

300-year gym membership? What does he know that we don't?

>>76590128 (OP)
Wtf

>>76590128 (OP)
Lol, my HS gym teacher saying he used to work at gyms during the 80's boom and he said gyms would sell "Lifetime Memberships" only to go out of business then next month all the time.

I work out at my community center so its like $25cnd a month.

I just use my MultiSport card to walk into any gym I want for free.

>>76590128 (OP)
This kid is the type of person that would buy a gym membership for years, attend the gym once or twice after a few weeks of purchasing, and never setting foot in the gym again.

>>76591459
how's school going champ?
have you asked a date to homecoming yet?

>>76591528
Hello cro anon

>>76591534
That's based tho, these epeople are subsidizing your gym membership. If all the members actually showed up every day, the gym could not accept as many members and the fees would be higher for everyone.

I talked to a gym owner once and he told me that in his gym only 30% of people showed up regularily, and he said this was high by industry standards (because it's a more premium gym).

>>76590128 (OP)
Too much. The Y is like 54/month. I was using gym and pool but I might switch to city facilities

>>76591560
Yes i asked a twink to homecoming

>>76591534
Nah. He had a gym membership for 3 years, then upgraded to 300 years lmao.

$0.00

>>76590128 (OP)
Not enough, I need to spend more to get away from the cretins

>>76590128 (OP)
$25
but i'm considering buying gymnastic rings then progressively max them out while i slowly build a homegym
though not having cheap access to rowing machine and stairmaster is a huge loss for cardio

>>76590128 (OP)
0$. Cousin is fucking the manager so free lifts

>>76590128 (OP)
like 200$ total for equipment and hand-me down weights
home gym masterrace

Around $330 monthly for Equinox membership.
I don’t want to workout with niggers, jeets and poor tattooed white trash

>>76590128 (OP)
$35 a month for LA Fitness and $60 annual fee for “cleaning”.
Its the only place around me that has multiple squat racks/power racks.

>>76593071
You rather work out with gay old men?

>>76590128 (OP)
$16.95 per week
t. Australistan SSR

>>76591459
My grandpa's gym did it to him about 12 years ago. He used them for years then suddenly they started offering lifetime memberships but "get them while they last" that cost like 2 years worth of gym membership.

Then they shut down. And they knew they were shutting down when they did it. My grandpa is 2pl8ing bench in his 80s.

>>76593365
>gay old men
Cope. Lots of young white chuds are multimillionaires thanks to crypto and AI
Last 10 years had multiple generational wealth opportunities

>>76590381
>300-year gym membership? What does he know that we don't?
Considering he got scammed I think he's just stupid.

>>76593505
Can't be that stupid if he has $120k to drop on a gym pass of all things.

>>76591713
Did he say yes?

>>76590128 (OP)
35 dollars a month

If I lived in a tiny apartment in some urban rathole, I would consider going to a nearby gym. Still, it's hard to rationalize not getting your own equipment. If you can't fit a simple squat rack and bench in your living space, you are most likely an interior decorating faggot or worse, under the thumb of your woman.
Even if I wind up living in a tent, there will be a gym, computer desk and stereo.

>>76594985
>If you can't fit a simple squat rack and bench in your living space, you are most likely an interior decorating faggot or worse, under the thumb of your woman.
It's even better when you realize that powersharting is a meme and you can do weighted calisthenics, the equipment is even cheaper and tiny compared to squat rack.

>>76595018
kek

70 but its a 24 hour power lifting gym
>>76590128 (OP)
How the fuck can a gook have this kind of money and be so easily fucked out of it?

>>76595302
Because they are retarded bug people that live to fuck others over

>>76590128 (OP)
I dont.

>>76595310
yet it was a white american that fucked him over.

>>76590128 (OP)
Home gym master race, but all i have is:
>Full cage, with high/ low cables, and dipping bars
>Good, adjustable bench
>A bunch of different bars, and several hundred KG of plates
>A bunch of cable attachments
>Uppercut bag
>Floor to ceiling ball
>Slam man
>Jiu jitsu dummy
>Spin bike
>Nordic track elliptical
>Plate loaded leg press
>A bunch of meme shit - battle ropes etc

The truth is, its never enough, but at least you dont have to wait for a cage to be free

>>76591668
I got a job literally one day a week at the Y just for a free membership and coffee

>>76594732
Twink here I'm holding out to see if I get any better options

>>76590128 (OP)
>$120,000 membership
why not just buy a gym?

>>76595615
(((white american)))

>>76596042
He's chinese, bug brain can't think that far ahead

>>76594662
lmao you think wealth=intelligence?

>>76596844
This. I have high intelligence and I am basically homeless.

>>76597172
Well, you're a dumbass regardless of your intelligence for getting into that situation

>>76596844
>I actually have an IQ of 160
>I'm just really lazy

>>76597175
Why do you think so?

>>76597364
Just don't be homeless, bro, it's not that hard. If you're an americunt, just move somewhere else

>>76590128 (OP)
regular gym here
>30€/month

but I switched to a fancier one last year
newer / better maintained equipment, less people, cleaner etc. and a few smaller perks like a professional BIA scale, towels, permanent personal locker etc.
but mostly because they have a nice sauna, cold plunge and steam room
and I fucking love salt peelings in steam baths, I live for that
>55€/month

>>76597399
>permanent personal locker
I'd pay 55€/m just for this

>>76597413
yeah was one of the main factors why I switched

though they're pretty small
barely big enough to fit shoes, spare set of workout clothes (in case I forget them), salt peeling and a bit of (sealed) food

>>76590128 (OP)
Homegym masterrace so $0 and I've made back all the money I spent on it by not paying anymore gym fees.

>>76597367
I am not on the street, I live in family house, but I don't own the house. I am unemployed.

>>76590128 (OP)
7USD$ if i convert it.
just weights, free refill water, access whenever.
is not 24 hours but is enough for me.

>>76590128 (OP)
$0, I have some weights, like buckets with water

>>76591560
She said no so I tied her up in my basement and forced her to watch wolf's rain

>>76591459
>>76593488
How does a gym go out of business?

>>76590128 (OP)
$25 a month
If you pay anywhere close to half a rent's worth in a gym you are fucking retarded of multiple tax brackets above me.

>>76598030
You close it, after making sure that your membership contracts lets you bail out of refunding the months/years that members paid for.

There's a good chance that current local lwas don't allow you to just scam people like that outright so you need to make one hell of a clever contract

>>76598030
>How does a gym go out of business?
cost of business >>> income
for longer than your cash reserves

you can trick on either side
depending on whether you want to stay in or go out of business

gyms are comparatively capital expensive businesses (300k€-1mio€ to open one)
and you need to continuously invest high sums (renovations, new machines etc.)
while having very little marginal cost per new member

also lots of competition, people know the prices / are price sensitive, few possible USPs

I'm not surprised they constantly go out of business

>>76590128 (OP)
>30 dollars a month even when paying 299 years in advance
bro is cooked fr fr no cap

>>76590128 (OP)
My work pays for mine

no

0

I got an exercise bike for £60 in 2021, best investment ever

>>76593499
Based, I bet they have big dicks too

yes

>>76597451
You really are a retard.

>>76597363
This doesn't work when you factor in nepo babies. Look at Trump. He's functionally a retard but he inheritted a lot of money from daddy.

>> $0.00

If you don't have a home gym your doing it wrong. You don't even need a lot of equipment ether.

>>76598521

May I ask what you do? I used to work in a bike shop years ago and we'd have people come in saying they had anywhere from hundred to multi thousand dollar stipends spend on 'wellness' or 'fitness' devices and would buy bicycles since they qualified.

>>76590128 (OP)
No business survives that long, let alone a gym. I would never pay for more than 5 years

350 a year. 24/7, no pool or showers. Small place.

>>76590128 (OP)
Why wouldnt he just build a gym for that much. You can get multiple sets of overpriced rogue equipment for way less than 120k

>>76602285
Anytime Fitness is what you want

>>76590128 (OP)
Why do chinese people look like bug people and fish people?

>>76602302
Only two 24/7s where I live. The other is Planet Fitness, but 4 days a week they're not 24/7. Really dumb. Use the local 24/7 gym.

>>76602298
Because if you live in an apartment and not a detached house, there's nowhere for you to put the gym. Putting a nice gym in your garbage and one of your spare rooms is doable with $120k, but not when you live in an apartment. It would be cramped as hell.

>>76601945
That (edited) article blurb is stating that actually talented (smart) people are often successful. It is not stating that ALL rich people are smart/talented.

50 bucks, but employer pays half. It’s convenient because it’s right on the commute to work+24/7, equipment is clean and new and there’s never more than ~8 people inside even at peak hours, although a bit soulless/anonymous/‘big city-ish’. Would love to work out at a gym that had some more regulars, serious lifters and well-worn plates, some more history, but this will do nicely for now.

>>76593488
That‘s literally fraud

>>76602347
I am very talented and I have empty pockets, no money, no house.

>>76590128 (OP)
0$
>home gym
It seriously is glorious to work out at home. I miss the sort of atmosphere/group classes and such, but I REALLY enjoy not having to wait for equipment, working out half-naked, etc.
>>76602228
Not that guy, but I get free gym through my insurance (blue cross/blue shield). Previous job was similar, but it was something like flat-rate $20/25 for a membership good across a ton of gyms in the area (that's when I didn't have a home gym). It also comes with a ton of health discounts. Most people don't know about it because you kinda have to login and dig into benefits.

>>76590128 (OP)
70€/month
It’s aver complete gym, with pool, spa, tennis court, football field (soccer), etc.

>>76593488
>grandpa is 2pl8ing bench in his 80s
Cool story, bro.

>>76593488
Good on your grandpa.

>>76590128 (OP)
Home gym master race because I am not a child

>>76598030
Owner is blowing cash on hookers and coke.

>>76601945
Trump wasn't born wealthy and why should a father not pass his wealth onto his kid?
>He's functionally a retard
based on what? out of context clips and GOTCHA! headlines?

>>76604337
>Trump wasn't born wealthy
Was.
>and why should a father not pass his wealth onto his kid?
Because it's evil.