ITT we present our gratitude to the meat machine.
When I was down and I lacked willpower the meat machine refused to yeld. a hundred times I fell, 101 times the meat machine got me back on my feet.
Whenever a virus invaded my body, tha meat machine fight back. I will get 39,5ΒΊC and endure.
when I was in trouble and I could feel my heart on my throat, pumping blood to the last corner of my body so I would fight or run.
When She loved me, and I made her body tremble and rested in her arms.
and now, as I get older and I feel the weight of my years and my sins, now that I can feel the limits of the meat machine closer, and yet, whenever I feel like I can't keep going, the meat machine just sits idle, resting, waiting, silently saying: ready when you are.
Thank you meat machine.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:44:39 PM
No.76590814
>>76590843
>>76595841
>>76590764 (OP)
You ever look at a human spine.
It's a disaster
Fuck the meat machine
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:47:18 PM
No.76590830
>>76590843
Good stuff did you come up with this yourself?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:49:29 PM
No.76590843
>>76594610
>>76590814
>>76590824
you are young and frustrated by your limitations. embrace them and work on being a better version of yourself.
>>76590830
yes
>>76590764 (OP)
i have chronic tinnitus at 21 years old. how am i supposed to heal from this
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 7:26:22 PM
No.76590967
>>76590993
>>76591013
>>76590935
i don't know. i got it after being stressed out for two weeks straight. iv'e also been listening to music for 8h straight everyday since i was 14. anyone else suffering?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 7:33:53 PM
No.76590993
>>76590967
>iv'e also been listening to music for 8h straight everyday since i was 14
you have disrespected the meat machine. you should have listened to the warnings. now you'll listen that tinnitus for the rest of your days.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 7:38:07 PM
No.76591013
>>76591021
>>76591025
>>76590967
I had it. I have some suggestions. First, get someone to clean your ears and take out the wax. Next, decide to stop wearing earbuds. Then, learn how to relax your jaw on a consistent basis. Okay? Earwax, no earbuds, relax your jaw. Then, go hiking and eat healthy
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 7:39:03 PM
No.76591018
>feel bad
>make mug of soup broth
>feel better
thanks meat
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 7:40:14 PM
No.76591021
>>76591013
can i still wear headphones?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 7:41:18 PM
No.76591025
>>76591273
>>76591013
samefag but my mom made me get a nightguard because she thought it was caused by bruxism from the stress. been wearing it for a month now. still there
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 7:47:55 PM
No.76591057
>>76591084
>>76591598
>>76590764 (OP)
What kind of new age bs is this? I am the meat machine.
>>76590920
It's psychosomatic so mind over matter. You just have to kinda reject the whole idea of it until your brain gets the hint that you don't need it. But you have to be really cool about it, almost as if you don't even care.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 7:56:36 PM
No.76591084
>>76591126
>>76591057
does that mean i have to listen to white noise 24/7?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 8:10:14 PM
No.76591126
>>76591084
No. It would help by making you stop thinking about it but you get dependent on it.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 8:14:10 PM
No.76591143
>>76590764 (OP)
fuck you meat machine. you are a disaster inside out. i wish you were never born.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 8:43:54 PM
No.76591273
>>76591598
>>76591025
Instead of treating the problem of life stresses causing your muscles to tense up and subsequently to grind your teeth by removing stresses from your life or otherwise meditate or calm down in soem way; instead you and your (dentist) decide to treat the symptom, by placing a 300$ piece of hydrocarbon plastic inside your mouth for 8 hours a day.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 8:45:17 PM
No.76591278
Good thread, OP. Gratitude is virtuous.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:25:07 PM
No.76591434
Based thread. Most people don't really appreciate just how resilient and powerful the body is.
Honestly, it didn't click for me either until I started going deep down the biology rabbit hole.
>>76591273
the stressful events are gone now though. shouldn't the tinnitus be gone now too? i'm very calm and doing great.
>>76591057
how long did you have your tinnitus for? when did it disappear? give me some hope, sometimes it gets so bad i feel sad for my old self without tinnitus. he never knew what he took for granted (enjoying the silence)
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:22:38 AM
No.76593070
>>76593096
>>76591598
I still get it sometimes. I work in a cloud ass machine shop and my brain likes to replicate the noise. I hated it and it drove me crazy for a while and then I realized that it hasn't changed my life and my brain still does it's sleep cycles and I stopped caring. Now it goes away as quickly as it comes. You just have to be able to stop thinking about it.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:32:48 AM
No.76593096
>>76591598
>>76593070
Lol it just came back just now because I was thinking about it. I was like hey stop that and it stopped. It does seem very linked to your thoughts. And at first that sucks because you just think about it and keep inadvertently willing it to continue. Try to stop thinking of it as torture and just see it as one of lifes little mysteries. It can be controlled.
>>76590764 (OP)
You WILL die some day and disappear for eternity and there is absolutely nothing you can do to prevent it.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:13:02 AM
No.76593324
>>76591598
>how long did you have your tinnitus for? when did it disappear?
nta but i had it for several years atleast. disappeared when i stopped giving a fuck
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:20:24 AM
No.76593349
>>76593387
>>76594154
what happens when we can upload our brains to the cloud and get a new meat machine any time? my meat machine will be very mad when that happens.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:33:13 AM
No.76593387
>>76593349
18 hour workdays and 1000 year retirement age. Guaranteed.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:41:52 AM
No.76593402
>>76590920
you don't. you just accept it because there's nothing else you can do. that's life.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:42:56 PM
No.76594148
>>76593309
and I wouldn't want it any other way
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:45:24 PM
No.76594154
>>76593349
nice question, really deep one. can I be myself if I could change my body 100%?
would I still be the person writing this if I was in another body?
what if that body is not biological?
for now. I'll show gratitude to the meat machine.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:55:32 PM
No.76594334
>>76590764 (OP)
>and now, as I get older and I feel the weight of my years and my sins, now that I can feel the limits of the meat machine closer, and yet, whenever I feel like I can't keep going, the meat machine just sits idle, resting, waiting, silently saying: ready when you are.
Thank you, meat machine, for enduring all the ways you've been wronged.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:07:18 PM
No.76594510
>>76594519
>>76594621
i keep getting covid. shouldn't i be immune if i caught it 4x now. my meat machine is failing me.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:11:31 PM
No.76594519
>>76594510
covid is some man-made shit and that's why it's so weird.
I'm the opposite of you, didn't get it once yet, not even during the peak
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:34:06 PM
No.76594577
I'm losing pigment in the skin on my face from stress. And it won't come back.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:37:06 PM
No.76594586
I think I fucked up my meat machine's ability to tolerate alcohol. my liver is in constant pain and I'm probably going to die soon
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:43:38 PM
No.76594610
>>76594672
>>76590843
Yeah let me will new intervertebral disks into existence
Faggot
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:00:40 PM
No.76594672
>>76594610
well, what happened to your vertebral disks?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:32:37 PM
No.76594793
>>76590764 (OP)
thank you meat machine
>>76593309
>and disappear for eternity
this but not this at the same time
also good
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:33:29 AM
No.76595841
>>76596030
>>76590814
That's the bone machine tho