Thread 76591150

What would be the best /fit/ program to get prepared for the inevitable draft of Europoors?

>>76591150 (OP)
go back to /pol/ with your fake MUH DRAFT GO DIE ISRAEL bullshit

>>76591153
gtfo meathead chud

>>76591150 (OP)
Farmer's carry, though I NEVER do them

Also, read your bible, unironically

>>76591184
I was the the Army and never did anything at all that required a farmers carry.

>Faggot to faggot with guns transformation
Fixed it for you.

>>76591199
You were probably just lazy

>Faggot to soldier
Nobody tell him

>>76591150 (OP)
You can't outrun a bullet, drone, missile, mortar shell, or anything that can kill you. You're fucked.

>>76591266
You can outrun the draft officer

>>76591199
>admitting to being a desk jockey
Don't you have some report to fill out?

>>76591150 (OP)
Russia is the gayest country in Eurasia, so if the Europoors are drafted to fight anyone, they will be able to slip right in to the Russian soldiers “foxholes”.

Not that there’s any risk of war reaching Germany or France, Russia is bleeding 14/1 agains Ukraine, never mind Poland or the Baltics

Flores is amazing, fucking Ricoh for choosing the bitch

>>76591311
Thats a girl in that picture you retard lol

>>76591311
>Not that there’s any risk of war reaching Germany or France, Russia is bleeding 14/1 agains Ukraine
irrelevant. Russia's function in ww3 will be to grant safe passage to terminator robots, drones and artillery for the Chinese ground invasion of Europe.

>>76591150 (OP)
Oh my god sexy army woman! I want to die for zog now!

>>76591150 (OP)
The Army's no place for a black man

>>76591865
Plenty of black men in the US military

>>76591153
>AIPAC lobby isn't real goy

>>76591153
China and Russia have mobilised their economies for war. You do not realise the gravity of the situation. Do you know expensive it is to change a nations economy towards warfare? You don't just do that as a bluff or to make money.

Mobilisation is war.

>>76591889
How has china done that?

>>76591876
Their loss. Dying for nothing is a terrible way to go

>>76591876
As cooks and shit shovelers. They don't have the mental capacity for combat.

>>76592432
Literally the only country I'd serve for would be the JSDF since there's a guarantee you'll never see combat and you get a nice pension after

>>76591150 (OP)
https://cfmws.ca/CFMWS/media/images/documents/4.0%20Sport%20Fitness%20and%20Rec/4.2%20Fitness%20Testing/4.2.4%20Specialty%20Trades%20Evaluations/CANSOFCOM/Archives/CSOR-Manual_Eng_20160318_press.pdf

here ya go m8. start slower than you think bc even week 1 assumes like a baseline level of fitness

>>76591889
we're not going to war with Russia or China. Russia can barely make ground in Ukraine if China will collapse completely if Americans stopped buying their junk.
And America isnt drafting anyone because they want everyone sitting on their couches watching niggers on Nigflix, buying shit they dont need from Amazon and shoveling junk food into their fat faces.

>>76592439
>the JSDF since there's a guarantee you'll never see combat
If the China vs Taiwan pops off, Best Korea vs Worst Korea is automatically popping off too. There is no way the JSDF doesn't get involved, especially since China and N Korea will start the festivities by alpha striking Japan.

>>76592749
>If the China vs Taiwan pops off
You mean when Hell freezes over?
>Best Korea vs Worst Korea is automatically popping off too.
Also an unlikely shitshow

>>76592758
It will happen in our lifetime.

the white european men will go to war, the muslim immigrants will take over the households and the grieving wives

>>76592763
>Get drafted to fight for a country you don't care about in some retarded Slav dirt war
Gay

>>76592760
When pigs fly. Either way it's retarded

>>76592721
thanks man, the only actual contributor in the whole thread

>>76591153
i wonder if ukrainians or russians thought this a few years ago before shit kicked off. like they were playing vidya, had a job and a gf and then got drafted and their brains blown out by a drone and the video of their death jerked off to by the faggot freaks on /k

>>76591150 (OP)
>literally just watched this movie for the first time last night
>loved it, favorite movie now
>remember back when I was around 10 and I was poor and my mom bought me what she could afford, a used VHS of this around 2007
>didn’t quite understand we were broke she did a good job hiding the fact, but was embarrassed about having this $2 vhs from goodwill handed to me with the price sticker still on it, thought she just didn’t care to get me a “better gift” but part of me understood it was a money thing without being able to articulate the thought to myself
>got mad and tossed it under the TV acted like a total brat told her I’ve seen it and it sucked
It sat under the TV for a couple years collecting dust. I felt shame any time I saw it or even heard of this movie. Couldn’t bring myself to ever watch it. Finally did last night when a friend played it in discord. I loved it. I want to tell my mom I’m sorry for it and explain what I did here. But idk how. I haven’t had a serious conversation with her in a long time.

>>76593970
Ukrainians and Russians still play vidya, I play Counter Strike 2 with them all the time.

>>76591153
how much does ZOG pay to shill these days? I heard Eglinigs are prostituting their kids, is ZOG that hard up?

>>76591150 (OP)
>faggot to soldier
none, the military, both the army and the navy, are packed to the brim with faggots, although there's a lot more of them in the navy
t. former tank mechanic

>>76591794
They should make a skateboard version of this